TPWW Forums

TPWW Forums (https://www.tpwwforums.com/index.php)
-   wrestling forum (https://www.tpwwforums.com/forumdisplay.php?f=10)
-   -   Ask Stu Hart Anything. (https://www.tpwwforums.com/showthread.php?t=136349)

Stu Hart 07-09-2019 03:19 PM

Ask Stu Hart Anything.
 
ehhh...

you know...eehhhhh..these big bastards...ehhh..like that rhino..Anvil...

I would have loved..to stretch...ehh..Bam Bam..in the dungeon.

ehhh...hmm ?

Bad News Gertner 07-09-2019 03:38 PM

Lol amazing.

Seanny One Ball 07-09-2019 04:12 PM

It's about time someone did this

Jordan 07-09-2019 04:28 PM

I'm a Mark Henry mark.

GD 07-09-2019 05:05 PM

Wow!

Malfeitor 07-09-2019 07:53 PM

Tremendous.

Stu Hart 07-10-2019 01:36 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Jordan X (Post 5267700)
I'm a Mark Henry mark.

Ehh...big black...ehh..basterd. I...ehh..locked him...in a front face lock...he went ..ehhh from black...ehhh to blue-eh...to purple....

Diana...that WHOOORE....ehh....asked if that’s the biggest...ehhh purple head he had...ehhhhhhhh.

My fecking kids...most of em...useless.

Fignuts 07-10-2019 02:17 AM

Stan Hansen

SlickyTrickyDamon 07-10-2019 02:18 AM

Cowboy Bill Watts.

Tom Guycott 07-10-2019 06:59 AM

I almost feel compelled to just post a picture of a red rotary telephone...

Stu Hart 07-10-2019 09:12 AM

http://i63.tinypic.com/2psooyt.png

Ehhh....

just...reading what yer fecking...eh..marks are talkin' aboot...

Feck...ehhh...some of yer...dumber than my...er...son...Bruce...

Bad News Gertner 07-10-2019 09:33 AM

Hey Stu, what did you think of that loud mouth Jerry Lawler insulting you and Helen.

Stu Hart 07-10-2019 09:36 AM

welll...ehhh

surprised...Jerry...ehhh..had time to...er...think up jokes...yer know?..

....thought he would..er..be busy...stretching young WHOORES....

Stu Hart 07-10-2019 09:38 AM

ehh...ask me...ehh..anything..
 
http://i63.tinypic.com/2psooyt.png

ehh...I'm waiting..for ehh Vince to ...ehh pay me ...ehh for Stampede Wrestling....so while....ehhh I wait...ask me questions...

Bad News Gertner 07-10-2019 10:40 AM

Did the Bulldogs ever pull any ribs on you

Sepholio 07-10-2019 11:03 AM

Does the dungeon have a secret back room from special stretches?

Stu Hart 07-10-2019 11:12 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Iceman King Gertner (Post 5267908)
Did the Bulldogs ever pull any ribs on you

Ehh...ribs you want to know aboot...

Ehhh....Tom...used to...ehhh...make me eggs.....without the...cat shit flavouring...Limie feck...


Ehh...in 1935...Randy Orton's...ehhh...great grandfather....ehhh..the basterd...he..shit..ehhh..in my satchel


ehh...Davey...that basterd used to...eehhh...drug Diana...and feck her....in her...arrrse...

Seanny One Ball 07-10-2019 11:24 AM

Marvellous scenes

Stu Hart 07-10-2019 11:40 AM

ehh,

In my day....ehhh..this is what ...ehhh wrestlers looked like....
http://www.kcconfidential.com/wp-con...10/bruno-2.jpg

ehhh...nowadays...

https://www.thewrap.com/wp-content/u...-Amore-WWE.jpg

...ehh...the feck is wrong with you youngens ?...

RP 07-10-2019 11:51 AM

Would Owen be alive today if he didnt forget to stretch?

Stu Hart 07-10-2019 03:01 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Seph (Post 5267909)
Does the dungeon have a secret back room from special stretches?

ehhh...you will need come down..and..ehhh find out...

Stu Hart 07-10-2019 03:02 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by RP (Post 5267923)
Would Owen be alive today if he didnt forget to stretch?

ehhh...yer talkn aboot my...second..best son..

I ought to...ehhh..stretch you...the way...I ehhh...feck it...its time for my nap..

WinterDecay 07-10-2019 03:22 PM

Which one of your son gives the cheapest Father's Day present and why is it Bruce?

Stu Hart 07-10-2019 03:35 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by WinterDecay (Post 5267953)
Which one of your son gives the cheapest Father's Day present and why is it Bruce?

ehhh,

Bruce...ehhh...doesnt have a pot to..ehhh... piss in..or a window..to ehhh... throw it out of...basterd. Sometimes...I think...ehhh shouldnt..have cum..in Helen that night...

The..ehhh..only..stretching Bruce does...is with a penny..

WinterDecay 07-10-2019 06:03 PM

Gangrel once said in a shoot video that he was going to do an angle where he was your bastard child that you disowned but Helen nixed that storyline before it started.....


So do you, Helen, Dean, Owen, Davey-Boy, Dynamite Kid and Smith get together in Heaven and talk about a d-bag Bruce is?

Stu Hart 07-11-2019 06:41 AM

ehhh...closest I ehhh..came to...Gangrel...was grangrene in...ehhh...1943...

ehhh..dynamite isnt...ehh..up here...

Bad News Gertner 07-11-2019 10:50 AM

Hey Stu

What did you think of the Montreal Screwjob.

Stu Hart 07-11-2019 11:06 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Iceman King Gertner (Post 5268089)
Hey Stu

What did you think of the Montreal Screwjob.

ehhh...

vince....supposed to be....ehhh..a..genius..hey?...why..didn't ..he think to take the belt off Bret...before he told him...to go to...those other fellas.....pretty fecking stupid if you ask me....

Made my son Bruce...look like a genius..

ehhh....I have stretched the lot of em....

Seanny One Ball 07-11-2019 11:55 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Stu Hart (Post 5268080)
ehhh..dynamite isnt...ehh..up here...




Hahahahaha

RP 07-11-2019 04:25 PM

What's Helen's butthole smell like?

Stu Hart 07-12-2019 12:26 AM

Ehhh...Canadian bacon...ehhh

Fignuts 07-12-2019 01:04 AM

How many adult diapers do you go through in a single day?

Stu Hart 07-12-2019 03:10 AM

Ehhh....so many....fecking kids around here....not whhhhh sure which are my ...Ehhh....shitty diapers...Ehhh

Ehhh...I'll. .spend time...ehh...counting em up...will Ehhh be more interesting than...watching....wwe...hey

Bad News Gertner 07-12-2019 05:47 AM

How did you feel when they made Diana look like a whore

Stu Hart 07-12-2019 08:18 AM

Ehhhh,

They ehh made her look like...ehhh a WHOORE...

and ..ehhh...a lesbian....because...Shawn is ...ehhh ...pussy

Seanny One Ball 07-12-2019 09:45 PM

Diana Hart might actually be the devil. Beautiful but pure poison.

Fignuts 07-12-2019 10:07 PM

I heard Karl Gotch walked right into your smelly old baseme-sorry, your DUNGEON, and smacked you around like a bitch.

Stu Hart 07-13-2019 01:11 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Fignuts (Post 5268406)
I heard Karl Gotch walked right into your smelly old baseme-sorry, your DUNGEON, and smacked you around like a bitch.


Ehhh,


That’s ehhh just talk...and ehhh to Karl

IF YER WANTED TO TRY ME...ehh...WHY DINT YOU TRY ME !?!

Fignuts 07-13-2019 01:42 AM

What are you gonna do you old fart? Spit prune juice at me?

SlickyTrickyDamon 07-13-2019 02:07 AM

What do you think about the state of professional wrestling today Stu?


All times are GMT -4. The time now is 06:39 PM.

Powered by vBulletin®