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Stu Hart 11-29-2019 08:38 AM

Why bother ?
 
Why bother pretending wrestling is a real fight anymore?

Everyone knows its a work. There is no suspension of disbelief anymore. It seems the only fecking marks are the ones in the ring. The others are people like Cornette holding on to a memory of yesteryear when I was alive an' kicking.

As i roll over in my grave, I think that maybe a company should just embrace the fact that you're about to see some athletic ballet by 2 guys who planned it in the back,

BobbyHeenanJR 11-29-2019 08:49 AM

My dad always said you were a pussy, Stu.

Now I know why.

BobbyHeenanJR 11-29-2019 08:50 AM

Did you ever learn how to bump Stu?
Who taught ya, was it Plank McWooden?

Seanny One Ball 11-29-2019 09:27 AM

Shit just got real

Evil Vito 11-29-2019 10:16 AM

Ehhhhhhh

Stu Hart 11-29-2019 12:29 PM

ehhhh...you picked up nothing from ya dad...prove me wrong an pick up cancer...ye feck.

Sepholio 11-29-2019 12:47 PM

Damn Stu that was savage as feck

Ultra Mantis 11-29-2019 03:10 PM

Why bother? It's gonna hurt me
It's gonna kill when you desert me
This happened to me twice before
WRESTLING IS NOT REAL ANYMORE

(Guitar solo)

Bad News Gertner 11-29-2019 04:57 PM

This is my new favourite thread.

BobbyHeenanJR 11-29-2019 06:08 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Stu Hart (Post 5305469)
ehhhh...you picked up nothing from ya dad...prove me wrong an pick up cancer...ye feck.


This is why dad always voted for Fritz over you for father of the year you old coot.

I have it on good authority Jim Herd came up with the hunchbacks when he got a good look at you!

Stu Hart 11-30-2019 10:58 AM

if he wanted to try me...ehhh...why didnt he try me ?

BobbyHeenanJR 11-30-2019 01:56 PM

Because ya can't bump out of a sugar hold, Stu. Especially not with an erection pressing into your neck.

thecc 12-01-2019 02:16 AM

Ok boomer

Seanny One Ball 12-01-2019 02:47 AM

Stu Hart and Bobby Heenan were pre-boomer brah.

Stu Hart 12-01-2019 01:09 PM

ye mother was ehhh WHOOORR

Seanny One Ball 12-05-2019 02:59 AM

Gene Okerlund really does look like he has antenna there.

Or two little dicks growing out of his head.

JimmyMess 12-06-2019 08:27 PM

https://i.kym-cdn.com/entries/icons/...llrealtome.jpg

Mongo Lloyd 12-07-2019 08:26 AM

Needs more flips


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