Wrestling Dictionary - Wrong Definitions Only!
 

Okay heres another game.

Give a wrong/hilarious explanation of the wrestling term the previous poster selects for you to define. You then post your own for the next poster.

To get the ball rolling :

Define Jobber

Person who gets over on the internet.

Shoot.

Shoot : When a wrestler misses a spot. Derived from what he is likely to say after missing the spot : "oh Shoot!"


Mark

What the Undertaker is called backstage.

Hardway

How Virgil got a job with the WWF.

Blade job

When Triple H got hired for a Wesley Snipes movie.

Get color.

What Vince says to his assistant when he's looking for Kofi Kingston


Kayfabe

Eating Alexa Bliss'es asshole with a spoon.

BeckyLynchTitPicFromRoyalRumble

Kay Fabe was the name of Vince McMahon's assistant that used to get her ass eaten with a spoon.

Blowjob

When someone is supposed to lose in a match but refuses to do the job.

Used in a sentance:
Shawn Micheals did a blowjob on Bret Hart in Montreal in 1997




Kick Out

Owen Hart's signature manuever to the leg.

False finish

Lmao

The term used for pretending to cum when you're suffering from whisky dick.

Pillmanized

When you're fucked up from doing too many painkillers.

Go Home

What people do after a Wrestling Event

hot tag

Maryse and Mandy Rose at the same time.

Face in peril

When a wrestler's face is gonna get bonzai dropped.

heel heat

what happens when someone lights a match in someone's boot while they're wearing it.

"Falling Bus" spot.

Is that a legit term, can't find it anywhere?

So, I will say it is when PN News falls on you. Yo baby yo baby yo!

Actually, it's when a large man dives, they resemble a "Falling Bus." It's a Cornette-ism.

Falling Bus : Lex lugers finishing move during the Lex Express era


Next Term : Tweener

A transitional champion.

Pay Window.

wow u fucking suck, STD

A brawl outside the ring, named for Jim Cornette's interaction with a fast food employee.

Broadway

Broadway : The internal code name for Vince's "Standback Video" as it was fuckin gay

Next Term : Hotshot

The nickname for someone that will do a hot shot of cum of another wrestler in order to get pushed. Triple H would hotshot the cum of Shawn Michaels; Brutus Beefcake would hotshot the cum of Hulk Hogan, etc.

Double turn

When they stop halfway on an Irish whip.

Speaking of... Irish Whip

Mike Awesomes entrance music

Swerve

What Joey Marella would have done if he wasn't asleep

Dusty Finish

When Pat Patterson masturabated, and orgasmed into the ashes of his deseased partner, Louie


Xpac heat

Sean Waltman’s Tag Team with Kane.

Curtain Jerker

The guy in Gorilla beats off while watching a Diva's match.

While we are here... Gorilla Position.

It's the name of a dom that soaps up the guys in the shower.

Going home

Going Home : when a wrestler walks out because he doesn't agree with creative. Example : Austin is going home because he doesnt want to lose to Brock

Next term : Botch

A top rope maneuver.

Lou Thesz press

Lou Thesz press : the name of the printing business Lou ran before getting into wrestling Zl.

Gig mark