Top 5 worst movies you watched
 

1. A Serbian Film
2. House Of The Dead
3. Stuck On You

are the only ones that come to mind

Mary Shelley's Frankenstein
On the Line starring Lance Bass
Ninja Resurrection
After <s>disgusting Hollywood nepotism</s> Earth
True Memoirs of an International Assassin

The Murder on Orient Express
Ice Queen
Spiderman 3
The Shape of Water ( The Shape of Turd ) as far as i'm concerned.
Batman vs Superman

Oh come on Stuck on you wasn't THAT bad.

Battle beyond the Stars
Hercules /Lou Ferrigno
Hard to Die
Son of the Pink Panther
Superman III / Superman IV

Crocodile Hunter Movie
Chairman of the Board
Battlefield Earth
Police Academy: Mission to Moscow.
Batman and Robin.

If I can remember the title then it probably shouldnt be on the list

I found it entertaining even among too much Cher.

Mortal Kombat: Annihalation
The Villiage
Ghost Rider
Any Scary Movie/Parody Spoof Beyond 3 (Which was barely watchable itself)
Aeon Flux

1. Star Trek: Wrath of Khan
2. Star Wars
3. Empire Strikes Back
4. Return of the Jedi
5. Anchorman 2

1.Just Married
2.Eden Lake
3.The Neon Demon
4.Cherry Tree Lane
5.Spring Breakers

I have seen a lot of lower budget trash in my time but it's the big names in productions that have absolutely zero merit to a bloke like me that fuck me right off.
I'd immediately know the motivations of every film maker that turns out a film as pointless as "Just Married" but money is a fairly obvious end game for the talentless...it's the other four on my list that genuinely angered me because every one of them has talent involved that should know better.

1. Gods and Generals
2. Just Married
3. Eden Lake
4. The Neon Demon
5. Cherry Tree Lane

Updated as of last night's new low point.

1.Bad Boys-Will Smith and Martin one from the 90s.
2.Vampeggedon
3.ID4
4.Forest Gump
5.Any Peter Jackson film after The Frighteners

Very apparent that many of you have not perused the horror section on Netflix and hulu.

Makes every movie listed so far look like the godfarther.

I'm only naming films that had decent sized budgets.
Low budget horror isn't so much bad as it is depressing.

You should try watching a genuinely bad film. You'd feel a bit ashamed of your choices there if you had.

Mark Kermode is alright but he thinks The Exorcist is the best film ever made.
It isn't.

I just mean you seem to have put mediocrity in there ahead of true crap. I think you can do better with your hatred but then I expect better of everybody all of the time.

I just had a look and Kermode's worst film is the Exorcist 2: The Heretic.
No surprise there then.

I watched The Piano recently and fucking hated it. It made me want to strangle Holly Hunter and she doesn't say one word in the entire thing.
God it was bad. Anyway I looked it up and it holds great critical acclaim yet in amongst the reviews I found this treasured gem:

That's exactly the sort of film that needs to be burned out and removed from sight so that nobody can copy it.

Terrence Malick makes films as bad as this.

Jane Campion also made In The Cut, the one film where Mark Ruffalo fucking sucks.

The one where Meg Ryan shows her tits constantly?

The Cube 2.

I think there is one nude sex scene if that fits your definition of showing her tits constantly.
It's not great though because this was when Meg Ryan had just received that fucked up facelift and she looked grim.

Whichever one had the autistic savant guy in it is the worst one.
The first one was tremendous though, I thoroughly enjoyed that one hungover Sunday morning.

Ya, I enjoyed the first one. Are there more than 2?

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cube_Zero

Feast your eyes.
Cube Zero is weird though. I actually think The Cabin In The Woods ripped it off a teeny bit with the employees running the experiment only The Cabin In the Woods did it a lot better.

The most recent Fantastic Four is the worst for me.

Everything else here might be worse from a technical standpoint, but they're at least interesting because of how bad they are.

Fantastic Four is boring. I have never been more bored watching a movie. It is formulaic to a ridiculous degree. Even the lighting and color palette is boring. The old FF movies were at least bright and colorful.

The most boring film I have ever seen is probably The Deer Hunter or Apocalypse Now.

Dreadful guff.

I may have to add Brian De Palma's "Redacted" in here.I had to turn that off. That was the nastiest, ugliest piece of shit I have ever seen.
A film about soldiers raping Iraqi's…it just turns your stomach. Not only that but the soldiers are all caricatures of the least likely men every to serve in the army. I'm not even sure why Brian De Palma would make this shit…it's just disgusting crap. "RAPE IS BAD! AMERICAN SOLDIERS ARE RAPISTS!"

Who knows what the motivation was but apparently Roger Ebert gave it 3.5 stars out of 4…the cancer must have moved to his brain by then.

Ebert hated the military because it was popular for Hollywood types to hate the military.

Watch Redacted and you'll understand my wonder.
No amount of military hate makes that film halfway decent let alone "near perfect"

Watch "The Box".... it's nothing but boredom.

I try to forget the movies that don't seem interesting to me!!

Battlefield Earth.

I bought a copy of that just to say I have it. Roger Christian sounds so half heartedly defiant in the commentary.