Which wrestlers body type
would be the most comparable to yours? Can be any wrestler from any era.
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Given that wrestler's "billed" heights and weights are exaagerated a little, and given that I'm 5.95 170 lbs, I'd say Kota Ibushi is likely a close comparison to me since he's "billed" as 5’11” 189 lbs. Having said that, he has more upper body muscle mass than me while I've got him beat on legs. We both have decent abs however. My penis is likely far bigger due to me not being Japanese.
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I wouldn’t use stats in this exercise for the very reasons you just stated. And Japanese wrestlers don’t count because nobody knows who they are, and who’s got time to google these obscure characters.
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Ryback
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90% of the Forum: Kevin Owens
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Your grandmother owes me head: https://www.tpww.net/info/heightsweights/ |
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Or - just sit around closing your eyes and imagining the body types of greasy male wrestlers and determining which body is similar to yours. #NoHomo. To Gertner's point however, no one on a wrestling board is going to have a wrestler's body type. Most people will have Spike Dudley, Mick Foley, or in M-A-G's case, Vickie Guerrero. |
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I don't like Gertner's Kevin Owen reference because Owens has strong muscular biceps. Road Dogg Jesse James (2020, not his 90's self) is another good comparison. I'd even argue that a large portion of TPWW'ers are insanely skinny and have difficulty putting on any muscle of any kind (Spike Dudley types). |
I’m not sure Yokozuna was ever an actual sumo wrestler.
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Source - Wiki: Although the Yokozuna character was portrayed as a champion sumo wrestler, Anoaʻi never competed as an actual sumotori. |
Thee Jerry Lawler?
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Sami Callahan
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K.O/Jim Neidhart
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Aiden English
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Probably similar to James Ellsworth except with a chin.
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James Ellsworth
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Samoa Joe/Kevin Owens
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Spike Dudley except I'm taller and weigh more?
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I dunno, I think and hope that there will be a few phenomenal Mulkeys in like myself. I would also accept George Gulas comparisons. |
Big Bossman in 1991. Not the huge 1988 version
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Big Daddy V
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I was going-to-say 700-Club-era Lex Luger; because he's hovered-below 200 lbs. since rehabbing-from his near-death experience:
https://www.youtuberepeater.com/watch?v=v6h0Y7hmqYs But then, I realized Mr. Luger is still a few inches taller-than me. (Even-if his t-shirt is no-longer too-tight!) Consulting the TPWW-compiled list of wrestler heights-and-weights, handily hyperlinked-above by Kenny Powers: https://www.tpww.net/info/heightsweights/ I'd say Angelico most-closely resembles my own height and weight. Vince Russo is a -close- second on those measurements, thought! *grin* (Mine would match his, if I were an-inch-shorter and had giardiasis again.) P.S. It says-a-lot that today's wrestlers more-closely-resemble Vince Russo's body-type, than they resemble the main-eventers of yesteryear. Practically anyone who does physical labor for a living, has a bod on-par-with half the independent wrestlers. But hey, that could be interpreted-as-evidence the pro-wrestling schools aren't discriminating-against body-types anymore! *smile* |
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Run of the mill, lean, "vanilla midget" physique, Will Ospreay I guess.
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Everyone who has posted in this thread is now obligated to answer the initial post’s question.
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I would say Ortiz is about my body type and size. Give or take 15 pounds depending on what season it is.
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I would say Bray Wyatt when he came back as the fiend or Bubba Ray when he started the Bully Ray gimmick !
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I would say Dean Malenko for myself by the way...
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