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Let’s talk about Super Humman: the hottest indy wrestler in the world
For those of you who don’t know the name by now, let me introduce you to the fastest rising star in all of professional wrestling: SUPER HUMMAN
<blockquote class="twitter-tweet"><p lang="en" dir="ltr">Coffin drop onto barbwire chairs <br>( AEW DARBY ALLIN STYLE ) <a href="https://twitter.com/hashtag/SuperHumman?src=hash&ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw">#SuperHumman</a> <a href="https://twitter.com/hashtag/donttrythisathome?src=hash&ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw">#donttrythisathome</a> <a href="https://twitter.com/hashtag/AEW?src=hash&ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw">#AEW</a> <a href="https://t.co/MSnTwljkM3">pic.twitter.com/MSnTwljkM3</a></p>— SUPER HUMMAN (@superhumman1234) <a href="https://twitter.com/superhumman1234/status/1184503329436688391?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw">October 16, 2019</a></blockquote> <script async src="https://platform.twitter.com/widgets.js" charset="utf-8"></script> <blockquote class="twitter-tweet"><p lang="en" dir="ltr">Getting hit with a light tube steel chair <br>( ECW SABU STYLE ) <a href="https://twitter.com/hashtag/SuperHumman?src=hash&ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw">#SuperHumman</a> <a href="https://twitter.com/hashtag/donttrythisathome?src=hash&ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw">#donttrythisathome</a> <a href="https://twitter.com/hashtag/WWE?src=hash&ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw">#WWE</a> <a href="https://t.co/9OvReqenTc">pic.twitter.com/9OvReqenTc</a></p>— SUPER HUMMAN (@superhumman1234) <a href="https://twitter.com/superhumman1234/status/1163876783458070529?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw">August 20, 2019</a></blockquote> <script async src="https://platform.twitter.com/widgets.js" charset="utf-8"></script> As you can from these brief clips, not only is he a phenomenal promo, he’s also an incredibly gifted athlete willing to risk it all for glory. At only 20 years old, he looks like he’s ready to have the jet pack to stardom strapped to his back as he’s already being booked over some of the top talent in the world. Here’s him beating Joey Ryan clean after no selling the Dick Flip <blockquote class="twitter-tweet"><p lang="en" dir="ltr">Super humman takes a dick flip by <a href="https://twitter.com/JoeyRyanOnline?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw">@JoeyRyanOnline</a> with <a href="https://twitter.com/WrestlingAtomic?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw">@WrestlingAtomic</a> <a href="https://twitter.com/hashtag/SuperHumman?src=hash&ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw">#SuperHumman</a> <a href="https://t.co/sCzlfK6Z2y">pic.twitter.com/sCzlfK6Z2y</a></p>— SUPER HUMMAN (@superhumman1234) <a href="https://twitter.com/superhumman1234/status/1183596358713954305?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw">October 14, 2019</a></blockquote> <script async src="https://platform.twitter.com/widgets.js" charset="utf-8"></script> Listen to how hot that crowd is. Could just be a fluke though right? Lotta people hate Joey Ryan, they could just be popping for him getting beat. If that’s true, Mr. Smarty Pants, then explain this crowd going nuts and chanting his catchphrase as he takes down Ethan Page <blockquote class="twitter-tweet"><p lang="en" dir="ltr">Super humman makes his wrestling debut <br>On game changer wrestling with <a href="https://twitter.com/OfficialEGO?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw">@OfficialEGO</a> <a href="https://twitter.com/orangecassidy?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw">@orangecassidy</a> <a href="https://twitter.com/GCWrestling_?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw">@GCWrestling_</a> <a href="https://twitter.com/hashtag/SuperHumman?src=hash&ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw">#SuperHumman</a> <a href="https://t.co/DaEta8UseI">pic.twitter.com/DaEta8UseI</a></p>— SUPER HUMMAN (@superhumman1234) <a href="https://twitter.com/superhumman1234/status/1178908811073134593?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw">October 1, 2019</a></blockquote> <script async src="https://platform.twitter.com/widgets.js" charset="utf-8"></script> Clearly this young man is destined for stardom. So let’s all get in on the ground floor and show our love for Super Humman as he blasts his way into immortality |
A guy I know commented on one of his videos on facebook a few months back. Since then I’ve watched every video of his. Amazing athlete, truly honoured to be alive to witness his feats.
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...HOW HAS NOBODY SIGNED THIS MAN!?
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Out of respect to his competition, he is probably waiting until his major feuds conclude before leaving to sign that big money contract.
For example, his feud with the Microwave this summer was scorching hot: <blockquote class="twitter-tweet"><p lang="en" dir="ltr">Flying elbow drop onto microwave <br>( WWE CM PUNK STYLE ) <a href="https://twitter.com/hashtag/superhumman?src=hash&ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw">#superhumman</a> <a href="https://twitter.com/hashtag/dontrythisathome?src=hash&ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw">#dontrythisathome</a> <a href="https://twitter.com/hashtag/WWE?src=hash&ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw">#WWE</a> <a href="https://t.co/K2g378zYss">pic.twitter.com/K2g378zYss</a></p>— SUPER HUMMAN (@superhumman1234) <a href="https://twitter.com/superhumman1234/status/1142463712273608711?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw">June 22, 2019</a></blockquote> <script async src="https://platform.twitter.com/widgets.js" charset="utf-8"></script> <blockquote class="twitter-tweet"><p lang="en" dir="ltr">Butt buster onto microwave <br>( WWE JEFF HARDY STYLE ) <a href="https://twitter.com/hashtag/superhumman?src=hash&ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw">#superhumman</a> <a href="https://twitter.com/hashtag/donttrythisathome?src=hash&ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw">#donttrythisathome</a> <a href="https://twitter.com/hashtag/WWE?src=hash&ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw">#WWE</a> <a href="https://t.co/edRgykP7wq">pic.twitter.com/edRgykP7wq</a></p>— SUPER HUMMAN (@superhumman1234) <a href="https://twitter.com/superhumman1234/status/1151933109040025600?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw">July 18, 2019</a></blockquote> <script async src="https://platform.twitter.com/widgets.js" charset="utf-8"></script> |
This is the chuckle fuck working Matt Sells in Augusta next month.
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Wup Wup
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Poster Child for "Don't Try This At Home".
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But yeah he's getting bookings so...
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Lol Shisen, Slik and I have been watching his videos for a while now. The best thing in wrestling.
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lmfao
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I laughed hard at the microwave elbow.
Wup wup |
I went on a binge of his videos about a month ago, CHW or EzkielKane needs to get in contact with him.
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He just posted a new video of him doing a Coffin Drop onto 4 chairs covered in barbed wire. Incredible.
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Everything is the best part.
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I will never not find real pain funny as long as the recipient is OK.
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I think I can say with absolute certainty that this budding rivalry with the Pumpkins is going to be the feud of the fall
<blockquote class="twitter-tweet"><p lang="en" dir="ltr">Flying elbow drop onto pumpkins <br>( WWE CM PUNK STYLE ) <a href="https://twitter.com/hashtag/SuperHumman?src=hash&ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw">#SuperHumman</a> <a href="https://twitter.com/hashtag/donttrythisathome?src=hash&ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw">#donttrythisathome</a> <a href="https://twitter.com/hashtag/WWE?src=hash&ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw">#WWE</a> <a href="https://t.co/eFSHHM41Ug">pic.twitter.com/eFSHHM41Ug</a></p>— SUPER HUMMAN (@superhumman1234) <a href="https://twitter.com/superhumman1234/status/1175729253264105472?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw">September 22, 2019</a></blockquote> <script async src="https://platform.twitter.com/widgets.js" charset="utf-8"></script> <blockquote class="twitter-tweet"><p lang="en" dir="ltr">Butt buster onto pumpkins<br>( WWE JEFF HARDY STYLE ) <a href="https://twitter.com/hashtag/SuperHumman?src=hash&ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw">#SuperHumman</a> <a href="https://twitter.com/hashtag/donttrythisathome?src=hash&ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw">#donttrythisathome</a> <a href="https://twitter.com/hashtag/WWE?src=hash&ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw">#WWE</a> <a href="https://t.co/JdcmjMVbAd">pic.twitter.com/JdcmjMVbAd</a></p>— SUPER HUMMAN (@superhumman1234) <a href="https://twitter.com/superhumman1234/status/1175080878005002244?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw">September 20, 2019</a></blockquote> <script async src="https://platform.twitter.com/widgets.js" charset="utf-8"></script> |
This is for the Juggalos and Juggalettes.
I hope you like it. Whoop whoop! Fuck this shit! Owwwwwwwwwwwww jessuss christ owwwwwwwwwwwww! fuck! |
As far as routines go his is pretty perfect.
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You know who it is that he sounds like? Jim Carrey as the Cable Guy.
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Don't remember why it was in my timeline at the time but quickly clicked on his "follow" tab afterwards. |
I would pay to see this sort of thing play out to its conclusion. I love his selling. |
Right? I legit have no idea if he’s really in pain or not. I believe he is. Amazing talent.
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Yeah, the entertainment lies in that fine line...
I like it a lot. |
Was that super kick for real?
I hope he sells a ton of "Fuck This Shit!" merch |
Also this guy could teach a master class in marketing and brand recognition to every wrestler out there these days. This guy has literally had A match and the crowds are eating out of his hand and chanting his catchphrase.
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https://theindyconnection.com/collections/super-humman |
Respect. Monetize that shit.
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Is this the same guy?
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He is so average looking too. Just a guy you'd walk past in a mall and never look back at. His selling should be the new Wilhelm Scream. |
WOOOP WOOOP
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He clearly says wup wup
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Embrace the speech impediment, embrace the pain.
Then scream/run away. |
<blockquote class="twitter-tweet"><p lang="en" dir="ltr">Getting power bomb onto light tubes table <br>( AEW KENNY OMEGA STYLE ) <a href="https://twitter.com/hashtag/SuperHumman?src=hash&ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw">#SuperHumman</a> <a href="https://twitter.com/hashtag/donttrythisathome?src=hash&ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw">#donttrythisathome</a> <a href="https://twitter.com/hashtag/AEW?src=hash&ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw">#AEW</a> <a href="https://t.co/myqpyH8Bsb">pic.twitter.com/myqpyH8Bsb</a></p>— SUPER HUMMAN (@superhumman1234) <a href="https://twitter.com/superhumman1234/status/1186134298514067456?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw">October 21, 2019</a></blockquote> <script async src="https://platform.twitter.com/widgets.js" charset="utf-8"></script>
I know his wrestling career is just getting started, but when this guy is done with his in ring career, he’s going to have major Hollywood crossover appeal. |
This guy has blown up all over facebook. We had a discussion in a pretty large group last night about how awesome he is.
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Wow I didn't know he was on Tosh.0
I would love to know how much money he has made from the merch and appearances (if anything)... I bet he's made some dough on the merch. |
I'm glad he turned to wrestling but this is still remarkable stuff. Crash Holly vibes. |
NFL style.
I mean how else are you gonna run into a tree for fuck's sake? |
Whoop Whoop.
He's got Downs Syndrom and he is hurting himself for people's amusement. We're sick. |
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Until you said this I wasn't aware of it but I don't think people should be discouraged from enjoying him. People watch the Special Olympics so what's the problem? |
I had no idea he has Downs... damn, good for him for becoming semi-famous from all of this and making a little dough.
If he has Downs he is clearly apt enough to work spots, he did so on a GCW show a few weeks back. |
Pretty sure he just has a speech impediment and is not retarded.
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He doesn't have Downs.
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Damn Damon, it's pretty wild to go accusing people of having Downs Syndrome out of the blue. |
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That was about 6 weeks ago
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The Cable Guy is excellent. It was ahead of its time. If it came out now it would be huge. Rewatching it now knowing that pretty much everybody in that movie turned into a well known actor is a nice little treat.
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You know who else is excellent? Super Humman.
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Super Humman is definitely excellent
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He should feud with a Health and Safety Officer
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Or a park warden if he keeps tackling trees and trash cans
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Way back in August before the Downs Syndrome |
Future AEW World Chammpion.
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<blockquote class="twitter-tweet"><p lang="en" dir="ltr">Flying elbow drop onto microwave pt2 <br>( WWE CM PUNK STYLE ) <a href="https://twitter.com/hashtag/SuperHumman?src=hash&ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw">#SuperHumman</a> <a href="https://twitter.com/hashtag/donttrythisathome?src=hash&ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw">#donttrythisathome</a> <a href="https://twitter.com/hashtag/WWE?src=hash&ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw">#WWE</a> <a href="https://t.co/64g0eCYT3g">pic.twitter.com/64g0eCYT3g</a></p>— SUPER HUMMAN (@superhumman1234) <a href="https://twitter.com/superhumman1234/status/1189215146029322240?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw">October 29, 2019</a></blockquote> <script async src="https://platform.twitter.com/widgets.js" charset="utf-8"></script> |
That one looked particularly bad.
That could fuck your ribs up. |
The still of his face at the end is amazing
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Dude might be retarded because of the wrestling...
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If he wants to defeat the microwave I think he needs to change his elbow drop to WWF MACHO MAN STYLE.
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He hit that thing so hard it can't even get turned on anymore.
Could have used a guy like him when Buck Zumhofe was around. |
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Hahahahah, oh God he looks like he just had a stroke
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He only looks like he has Down's syndrome in some of the pics.
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Oh hey sorry guys I can’t come out with you tonight. My Down syndrome is flaring up again.
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Maybe I'm wrong. The people with the mental disease are you people enjoying this.
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STD calling people mentally ill. Whoah.
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There is no such thing as a mental disease.
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For those of you like me who wonder if this guy genuinely gets hurt doing these stunts, the answer to that question, at least in this clip, is a resounding yes:
<blockquote class="twitter-tweet"><p lang="en" dir="ltr">Front flip onto light tubes chairs <br>( GCW ALEX ZAYNE STYLE ) <a href="https://twitter.com/hashtag/superhumman?src=hash&ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw">#superhumman</a> <a href="https://twitter.com/hashtag/donttrythisathome?src=hash&ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw">#donttrythisathome</a> <a href="https://twitter.com/hashtag/GCW?src=hash&ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw">#GCW</a> <a href="https://t.co/UnUnbBZFle">pic.twitter.com/UnUnbBZFle</a></p>— SUPER HUMMAN (@superhumman1234) <a href="https://twitter.com/superhumman1234/status/1218221328274206721?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw">January 17, 2020</a></blockquote> <script async src="https://platform.twitter.com/widgets.js" charset="utf-8"></script> |
Super Humman is my spirit animal
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Just a reminder to be strong in these uncertain times
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Now with hott trampoline action
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He's the best seller in the biz.
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holy shit how have i never seen this guy before???
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I follow him on FB. He's fantastic.
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I wish AEW would sign Super Humman. Wanna see him defeat Mox in the ultimate death match.
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<blockquote class="twitter-tweet"><p lang="en" dir="ltr">Front flip onto light tubes barbwire pool <br>( AEW DARBY ALLIN STYLE ) <a href="https://twitter.com/hashtag/superhumman?src=hash&ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw">#superhumman</a> <a href="https://twitter.com/hashtag/donttrythisathome?src=hash&ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw">#donttrythisathome</a> <a href="https://twitter.com/hashtag/aew?src=hash&ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw">#aew</a> <a href="https://t.co/LT3vUTE8ad">pic.twitter.com/LT3vUTE8ad</a></p>— SUPER HUMMAN (@superhumman1234) <a href="https://twitter.com/superhumman1234/status/1563934683875901441?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw">August 28, 2022</a></blockquote> <script async src="https://platform.twitter.com/widgets.js" charset="utf-8"></script>
It’s been a couple years, but things are still going great |
Woop woop <3
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He's too extreme to be all elite. Just gonna have to settle for vanilla ass Darby Allin
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Gonna have to start calling Darby’s finisher the Coffin Drop (JCW SUPER HUMMAN STYLE)
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Brian Last is right. Wheeler Yuta does kind of look like him.
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He's probably going to die.
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