Velveteen Dream is fairly dope.

I'm not judging his abilities, charisma or anything as I've never seen him perform. I'm just saying that's a one dumbass name.

It fits the gimmick perfectly.

"The Rock" is a pretty fucking stupid name, if you think about it. He made it work, though.

Perfectly.

And btw fan. Say my name.

Not as stupid as Velveteen Dream. And not as long. They gonna start calling him just "Dream" in no time I assume.

They'd probably drop the Dream and just call him Velveteen.

Veneral Disease.

Long? It's four syllables. It's shorter than Johnny Gargano.

Yeah, but just Gargano works, just Dream is stupid.

Well, whatever. I'll check him out on youtube later to see what's all the fuss about.

I don't even know how there can be any debate over whether it is a stupid name. It's terrible and he will never go anywhere with the name.

It's ok to have as a nickname, but an actual name, no way jose.

Call him The Purple Dream or something, better than "Velveteen"

There's nothing wrong with the name. His name could be Fart Dick. It's not important. It's the person behind the name that makes it work, which was my point with The Rock.

Daniel Bryan was almost Lloyd Boner, and he would have made that work too.

It's not like they're pretending it's his real name or anything. He's a self-absorbed artist who gave himself a brand. It's not far-fetched, and if he's doomed, it's not because of the name at all.

Chilly McFreeze or even The Ringmaster would have been fine if he was doing all of the same things that Stone Cold was doing.

Nobody has even shortened his name. This is a silly thing to talk about.

The Rock could have been Jizz McFruitjuice if he was still smacking jabronis down.

AND THAT'S THE BOTTOM LINE BECAUSE CHILLY MCFREEZE SAID SO


If you wanna see Chilly McFreeze open up a can of whooass on Vince McMahon gimmie me a HEELLLLLLLLL YEAH!

ICE DAGGER 3:16 JUST WHOOPED YOUR ASS AND THAT's ALL I GOT TO SAY ABOUT THAT

That actually sounds better...

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Welp.....looks like Paige is wearing gloves whenever she appears onscreen.

I think she does that already anyways..... but I guess now she has to wear gloves at any public event now.

Seriously thinking of Steve Austin saying "Chilly McFreeze" in place of any time he ever said "Stone Cold" lmao... That would be some Austin/Angle level humor from the beginning.

I'm pretty excited to watch Elimination Chamber. I haven't watched anything WWE since Royal Rumble, except some clips and recaps here and there. Sometimes watching Raw and Smackdown on the Road to Wrestlemania can be condensed into watching the 5 minute pre match promo that we'll get before every match.

I'm hoping the men's Chamber is fun, even if the outcome is inevitable.

Hm, so they wanted to make Strowman look very strong, only to ultimately get pinned by Reigns. Eh.

Yeah. After Reigns jobs basically every other week on Raw. It's all pretty nonsensical.

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I don't believe that. No way a guy from the outside could have the scoops Meltzer does.

Lots of peeps have the scoops Meltz is just the best known one (and has the longest track record)...

I recommend following these people as well:

https://twitter.com/TheBradShepard
https://twitter.com/WrestlingTrews
https://twitter.com/TicketDrew
https://twitter.com/chillhartman

and maybe
https://twitter.com/iamjohnpollock
https://twitter.com/wnwnews

I don't think you read the Tweet Meltzer was replying to

Ha, just read it

That's great

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Sasha Banks seems way better as a character and has way more personality than Alexa Bliss. Kinda ridiculous that Bliss is the champion instead of her.

Supposedly its a mix of Vince not seeing top star potential in Sasha and thinking she's injury prone.

When Bliss drops the belt, she needs a good break from the title scene considering she's been in every one possible for her since getting called up. Not even Charlotte got this treatment when she was called up and had a big break from the title scene after her undefeated PPV streak was done.