If someone offered you a million dollars to have sex with Michael Cole would you?
 

If someone offered you a million dollars to have sex with Michael Cole would you?

Also, Asuka gets to watch you have sex with Michael Cole the whole time and Cole gets to scream "OH MY" when he orgasms.

would u??

I would also want Cole to do running commentary.

Is he fucking me or getting fucked by me? Or both?

Regardless, I'm in. I'm so fucking frugal that a million dollars will last me a longgggggg time without having to work.

After he cums I want him to say "Vintage Cole"

I'd feel guilty getting paid for such inauthentic reactions.

Michael Cole is probably a generous lover so he would let you choose

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Dude,

This is a wrestling forum. Like what the actual fuck? I come on here to read about All Elite Wrestling, NXT, 205 live, etc, and this is the shit that I have to read? What the hell are you thinking about with posts like these? Absolutely disgraceful.

4 people on here actually said yes?!?!? What the hell is wrong with you people?

Casey Jones, didn’t you get a hard on for Master Splinter?

What are you even talking about?!?!

You mean Master Splinter from Ninja Turtles?

Splinter was a great character, but do you even know what the term “hard on” means you sick fuck? Grow up dude. And to answer your question, my feelings for Splinter were plutonic.

Casey Jones, do you like soft or hard-shell tacos?

As long as I can still poop straight afterwards, sure.

What the hell kind of question is this?!?!.....on a WRESTLING forum where we come to talk about WRESTLING? I’m not going to justify your question with a response.

You forgot to change your account /s

Cole will pound you so hard your ass will need to be seen at a Local Medical Facility

Casey Jones, do you like pie?

This is technically a wrestling question, Casey Jones.

Now if the Option was Jeff Hardy, Dolph Ziggler or Tyler Breeze

Money is no object

How is this a wrestling question? It’s a derogatory question being asked in a wrestling forum that is degrading to women. What is wrong with you people?!?!?

And to answer that other posters question. No, I don’t like pie. It’s high in sugar and carbs. I’m not going to bother answering the question about the other type of pie because it’s extremely inappropriate.

Well if you don't like pie, do you at least enjoy strudel?

Didn't realize this was a sleeze forum

Casey Jones, I respect April O’Neil’s professionalism. She doesn’t get enough credit.

If we’re speaking non metaphorical and non juvenile terms, then yes, I enjoy the taste of strudel every once in awhile. Eating strudel every day however is unhealthy due to its high sugar content. If you’re speaking in a juvenile indirect way however, then I seriously recommend that you grow up.

Casey Jones, which April do you like more?

THIS IS A WRESTLING FORUM WHO CARES!

IM NOT HERE TO TALK ABOUT APRIL FUCKING ONEIL.

If you want to talk about AJ Styles or Samoa Joe then I am more than game. Why? Because - this is a WRESTLING forum and I’m here to talk about WRESTLING.

AJ Lee is my favorite April, man.

Personally, I love Samosa Joe. He once officiated a grappling contest between LAW alumni / POST Wrestling's Wai Ting and MLW Wrestling creator / former WWE writer Court Bauer

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You jerk. What the hell is this? Who the hell is “Samosa Joe?” Either respond to me seriously or get the hell out of this forum. Samoa Joe is a very good wrestler that needs to have a lengthy run as the Intercontinental Champion.

Casey Jones, do you have AIDS?

It's a reference to a Netflix show called "Master of None". I am serious AF, my man. I cried when Austin Aries broke his streak in ROH to become their champion. Sad days.

Who's your favorite Samoan Joe, Casey Jones?

What the hell kind of question is that? No, I don’t have AIDS. I had measles when I was younger but again, what the fuck does that have to do with anything? What’s wrong with everyone on here? Like seriously.

Ok, good. I don't want to catch anybody's AIDS.

What a weird question

Can the moderators close this thread? It’s just vile, pointless, and offensive.

I agree with Casey Jones. BURN IT DOWN!

Can't believe this thread got off topic.

Who gets to yell "IT'S BOSS TIME!!!"?

Casey, which turtle do you associate the most with? It seemed like you bonded quite nicely with Donnie but I think you can relate more with Ralph.

More fool me for looking in the wrestling forum...