Good job, Vince. You grew a great one in AJ Styles.

Paul is a god

also com'on man proposing at a wrestling show

Unless you are in the middle of that ring with Chris Fuckin Jericho cheering you on you aint shit dude.

RIP Tazz Dan

Tazz Dan also lived longer afterward than the dude that proposed tonight will given that Brock and Paul are going to go murder him as soon as we get to commercial.

Survive the F5 is a way less corny shirt than Suplex city

Wait.

Did Brock just shake hands with that kid?

I thought Brock didn't give a shit about kids.

Tazz Dan proposed at a house show. This is MONDAY NIGHT RAW.

Pssst how long do we need to lie to Vince?

he's just marking him as his territory before he heads back up to saskachweannnah whatever canada to hibernate until Wrestlemania.

until he's dead..and in the ground..with 6 feet of dirt to make sure he doesn't come back.

Tazz Dan pulled off what most of us dream about

that shmuck proposing to his girl it can be said he never even proposed at all its so insignificant then he got blasted and compared to a wrecking ball like Brock Lesnar

What was Heyman's promo on AJ like?

never speak of Vince not making AJ. he's gonna be in some mausoleum able to exit and enter as he pleases.

mostly positive.

Really good till some random asshole in the crowd decided to propose

Where the fuck is Paige? Did Alberto whatever his TNA name come in and snatch her? Should be some amber alerts buzzing audience phones.

What did Heyman say about him? It's fair enough if no one can be bothered recapping, but I don't feel like watching Raw.

let me try:

Man vince is a brilliant son of a bitch taking a hungry young pup like AJ Styles
and building him into a name loved the world over I can't even think of where Styles would be without him. Probably just be some indy fuck

Whilst I assume Owens and Zayn will cost Smackdown the match....Jordan turning on Team Raw and it turning out that he's been conning Kurt the whole time about being his son would be kinda cool.

By "kinda cool" I mean "actually really daft, but it might be the only way to salvage Jordan after this horrendous face run"

Booker is all over the place :rofl:

Drunk Uncle Booker extra off the rails today.

That's weird.

I think Booker might actually win the Worst Announcer Award from the Observer this year. But there is some pretty stiff competition actually.

Heyman told the guy the only reason she said Yes is because she hasn't been with a beast like Brock and inturrupting him is like being in the ring with Brock.

Graves needs to be GM of both shows. They already are working him like a horse working both shows and all PPVs.

We don't really need GMs.

Yep they arent even really plot devices any more just victims for Stephenie

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Poor Kurt. Trying to sneak in as a member of the Shield and got busted :shifty:

Cesaro sneaking like a cartoon bear

crowd finally likes Roman Reigns I guess... good job @ WWE

They like him in The Shield. Outside that context they will boo him.

Roman seems to be a tad bit off.

Not really. They just like The Shield a lot more and likely go right back to booing Reigns once he goes back to his usual booking post-Sheild.

I feel like the WWE is in some kind of time paradox that I cannot explain and the performers are all Dolph Ziggler at different points of his career..

why the fuck is Miz being buried? :'(

He's a utility player, brother brother.

I mean, he did just recover from AIDS.

Yo, man, being high as fuck on painkillers is my gimmick.

THE DEMON KANE

Yuengling tall boys... close enough

"Even someone as sick and depraved as me can smile."

-Jacobs for Mayor 2018