WWE: Extreme Rules 2019
 

I am genuinely excited for this Sunday's Extreme Rules PPV :yes:

No Holds Barred Tag Team Match
"The Deadman" Undertaker and "The Big Dog" Roman Reigns versus "The Best in the World" Shane McMahon and "The Scottish Psychopath" Drew McIntyre

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"Winners Takes All" Extreme Rules Mixed Tag Team Match for the Universal Championship and RAW Women's Championship
RAW Women's Champion "The Man" Becky Lynch & Universal Champion "The Beast Slayer" Seth Rollins versus Baron Corbin & "The Sassy Southern Belle"

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WWE Championship Match
WWE Champion Kofi Kingston versus "The Samoan Submission Machine" Samoa Joe

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"2-on-1" Handicap Match for the Smackdown Women's Championship
Smackdown Women's Champion Bayley versus Alexa Bliss & Nikki Cross

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United States Championship Match
United States Champion Ricochet versus "The Phenomenal" AJ Styles

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Last Man Standing Match
"The All Mighty" Bobby Lashley versus "The Monster Among Men" Braun Strowman

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Triple Threat Match for the Smackdown Tag Team Championship
Smackdown Tag Team Champions "The New" Daniel Bryan and Rowan versus Heavy Machinery versus The New Day

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Aleister Black versus "The Swiss Superman" Cesaro

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RAW Tag Team Championship Match
RAW Tag Team Champions The Revival versus The Usos

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WWE Cruiserweight Championship Match
Cruiserweight Champion Drew Gulak versus "The Premier Athlete" Tony Nese

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Dolph Ziggler versus "The Worst in the World" Kevin Owens

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WWE Intercontinental Championship Match
Intercontinental Champion Finn Balor versus Shinsuke Nakamura

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Lacey has a flat head

They'll never outdo this masterpiece

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They are going to work hard against AEW I think.

That's what Evolve's 10 Anniversary special is for.

So Gulak is going to wrestling at an indie show on Saturday and defend the Cruiserweight title on a WWE PPV on Sunday. Strange times.

Will stream with 1000 less buffering issue that Fight for the Fallen.

Evolve was great. Didn't see AEW yet.

fuck @ 2 new matches being added for a total of 12... 2 matches that will probably be very boring also... going to be a rough ppv...

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There is no way Finn vs Nakamura should be boring. Yet they’ve thrown it on the pre-show. This company is dumb.

Don't think I have enjoyed a single Nakamura match on the main roster tbh...

Not a big fan of Balor matches either... Not looking forward to the match at all even though it seems good "on paper" but I feel like there's a 95% chance it won't be

I can't believe they're doing Balor vs Nakamura on the Kickoff. What the fuck is wrong with this company?

The nice thing about this card is I don’t give a fuck about the 2 main events, but everything else looks interesting. So I should be able to get to bed around 10:30. Thank you, WWE.

"What is this crap on the AEW preshow? They should be putting their best foot forward to draw people in."

" OH MY GOD, why is Finn vs Naka on the preshow? It should be on the main card!"

lol

There are a bunch of matches on today's card that are suitable for the Kickoff.

Hoping Balor and Nakamura settle their differences tonight and decide to form a tag team known as Finnsuke.

Fignuts you need to settle the fuck down right now.

Tbf, WWE is at the point where I don’t think anyone is watching the preshow that isn’t sticking around for the whole thing anyway.

Sorry.

My bad.

I take it Bálor v. Nakamura is for the IC title? If so, slap a ladder match stip on it! I want some actual extreme things to happen tonight, dammit.

Can't wait for Drew McIntyre vs Undertaker on the Summerslam Kickoff.

Internet rumors say Alexa Bliss might wrestle with Rambling Rabbit shoved up her twat.

It should either be the later of the 2 kickoff matches because I'm sure they can get the crowd sufficiently pumped up, or bump the stupid tag match from the first match slot.

I'd love for you to get the chance to get your hands on her bro. You deserve it clap clap clap clap clap.

There's...other non wrestling stuff I'll watch if I want a more "adult" kind of extreme, thanks. :o

The Cruiserweight Championship match got upgraded to the Kickoff.

I hate Sam Roberts, fuck him, I wish he'd run into Real1 Inzo.

I hope to see the rise of Braun tonight. Just one of those issues that make me shake my fucking head. Just like when Caesaro got himself over and the muted him, they did the same to Braun and he was much more over than Caesaro.

Gulak and Neese most likely to be "match of the night". I guess you'd think Shinsuke and Balor on paper but this is Smackdown Shinsuke and we know what that means. All Michael no Freddie.

Also if anyone knows where I can find a floating head avatar like the one I have of Seth with a transparent background so it's black on TPdub lemme know. Sick of reppin Seth all the time, lil bitch.

There's something about Lacey's attire that has my attention.

I really hope Corbin wrestles in his kick off shirt tonight.

We're kicking it off with the Intercontinental Championship match. Love Shinsuke <3

I do deserve it. I'm not asking for much. Maybe a 20 minute stink face or a couple of her poops at the least.

It's crazy that WWE have a roster that allows them to start a PPV with Balor and Nakamura and AEW have a roster that stars shows with Sonny Kiss and The Librarian and still somehow AEW is having much better shows.

We should set up a false production crew to do a high profile bikini shoot in the sun and a sit down interview afterwards where we disguise your face as the seat of a chair and she just sits there and answers questions all sweaty and doesn't know that it's RP's nose in her butt, she thinks its just the chair.

Or maybe we set you up with a Make a Wish and a real good story.

Ya. And maybe the interviewer and crew leaves the room for a moment and she rips a baby fart because she's alone and i just sit there inhaling it.

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And maybe when she rips that baby fart, there will be a spritzing of poo that seeps out of her bikini bottom and falls in my mouth.