Worst Finishers in Rasslin
 

The Heart punch
Claw hold
The Pounce
Three Point Stance Clothesline
Full Nelson
Bearhug

The Heart Punch rules lol.

Ox Baker would like a word with you

Ox Baker looked good until he started moving

I quite liked theatrical stuff like The Worm and The People's Elbow...

Lol Vince Sr brought Ox in as a Backlund challenger but got sent home after one t.v taping because of how terrible he was.

When he made Escape from New York he was apparently incredibly dangerous to film the fight scene with. Just a big lumbering monster swinging a club with nails in it.

Overdrive

Roll of the Dice/Test Drive

was cool for a while until a million people started using it

Any Punch (Big Show WMD, Lacey Evans Woman's Right)
Jericho's Judas Effect
and the unpopular vote any cutter/RKO/Stunner because EVERYONE uses one now

...The Worm? The Dick Flip?

Superkick, as above it's used by shitloads of people now and not even as a finisher for the most part.

Hogan;s Leg Drop. The Rock's People's Elbow. Those are just regular moves.

How come they can finish matches using those while others would barely get a 2 count?

100% yes

Remember that stupid fucking move Suicide used in TNA? That move.

I think the more insulting thing is this guy lkooks like he's wearing a kid's pajamas.

I actually really dig the Judas Effect. A spinning elbow delivered to someone's head SHOULD put them down for the count.

Canadian Destroyer

when I was a freshman in high school I thought it was the coolest move I'd ever seen. Then I realized it logically can't be hit on most of the roster and it requires an absurd amount of cooperation

over WrestleMania weekend I saw Tessa Blanchard hit someone with a TOP ROPE Canadian Destroyer, kick out at two. most indy thing ever

This makes The Worm look dick related.

Also the dick flip is a finish?!

Styles Clash, your head is literally a few inches above the canvas so how's him falling forward and your head dinking into the canvas meant to finish an opponent off? Someone grabbing an opponent's head when they're lying prone and bouncing it off the canvas would probably have more impact.

Could make that argument for a ton of moves, elbow off the top rope, chokeslam, powerbomb, big boot, superkick, lariat, versions of the splash, etc etc.

Buddy Landel used to use a standing elbow drop as a finish besides the figure four and I always like the really simple impact finishes. A guy doing that to you would fuck you up if you were laid out on the floor.

Of course the most preposterous issue with pro rasslin isn't shitty finishers, it's people laying down for 30 seconds in order to take the move that keeps them down for 3...

I totally figured out why Otis does a Caterpillar for a move.

https://www.werktuigen.nl/afbeelding...llar-924gz.jpg

Caterpillar is a company that makes heavy machinery

Why are you saying that as if Caterpillar isn't a globally recognised, multi billion dollar brand?!

Droford has never worn boots nor walked past a construction site.

I had a pair of steel toed boots to wear in a kitchen

Had you made the connection between calling the move the Caterpillar and the company?

I don't know anything about the move or the guy, I do know that anybody who has ever seen a yellow piece of machinery in a construction site or a pair of yellow work boots has almost certainly seen the CAT logo.

Scott Hall got a lot of heat for saying he would never sell it, but he was right, the Bubba Bomb is a really stupid finisher.

A Full Nelson to a slam on their butt.



How you can have the greatest tag team finisher ever, and then the best you can think of for your singles finisher is that, well clearly D-Von was the creative one on the team.

True, but a powerbomb ends way more matchess than a fucking leg drop.

He was talking about the 3d, jokingly but it got taken serious.

Were they non-slip?

No such thing.

I had supposed non slips on when I fell in a kitchen and fucked my arm up. Oil laughs in the face of friction.

Wait... Why would you need steel-toed boots in the kitchen? Were there muggers in the dishes?

Ah, shit, he probably misunderstood what his mom told him and mistook mugs for muggers.

You need safety shoes in a job like that because having a pot suitable for event dining fall on your foot will fuck you up.

You get pots that are feet high and have inches thick metal on the base.

BEST. FINISHER. THREAD.... EVER

Superman Punch
Heart Punch
The Worm

I had a cast iron pot fall on my foot once

yes, of course

bonus points for them being in steelers colors, because it pissed me off