Smackdown Live Thread 5/29/18
 

Some shit's gonna happen.

Joe vs Bryan

Nakamura's gonna give Tye Dillinger 10 punches to the dick.

Maybe Bobby Lashley's sisters will show up after being traded for Bo's Baked Beans.

Also apparently a dance off because why the fuck are we watching this

Joe vs Bryan now because fuck it

Dance Off

obviously Joe is not winning tonight :(

Take that case and run, Joe.

Joe vs DBry opening the show!

So what happens if Joe refused to give the MitB case back?

I mean, are you going to tell him to give it back?

Joe gets personal with these promos.

When Ambrose got injured he took shots at him whenever Renee would be interviewing him and I honestly thought Renee was gonna kill him.

Joe should be winning tonight and at the PPV. I would love the danger of him holding that case.

Cass?

Oh, he's on a crutch.

Big Cast

Lol Big Trash instantly kills anything good that is happening on the show

don't tell me this is a work...

Smackdown live: making your wildest dreams a reality

If Cass really did hurt himself, he has a terrible way of showing it

Aww damn it I knew it was too good to be true

lol

F*** Cass

Well gee golly god damn.

Just make it a triple threat

Big Cass is what happens if Kevin Nash got Benjamin Button disease, had an aneurysm, and got left out in the sun too long.

Big Cass with the heel move of taking away Bryan vs Joe

lol Meltz was wrong on that one

I've never wanted a man to tear his quad so badly

Wow, promote a dream match all week, swerve and make it a Bus Trash match instead... I mean just wow

:lol: pulling a bait & switch on the crowd with no Bryan-Joe tonight

Also nice of Nakamura to bring counting cards for the ref.

Is Nakamura counting the number of cups AJ Styles should have been wearing since WrestleMania?

I'm glad they're giving Nakamura side project to do while waiting for his next bout with AJ they should have been doing this all along really

You forgot slap a Edge lookalike face on him

That is an insult to Montgomery Q. Edgenstein.

I'm wondering if Cass is hurt and is just hiding it well and they are going to use the match against Joe to write him off and let Joe kill someone.

Lol @ that MITB Commercial. Now only weighs 270, yeah right

Well I should have said an Edge like face with a dumb New Yorker twist!

Well that was obvious

Nevermind, triple threat now. DBry gonna break Cass' leg.

Big Cass is medically cleared. In other news is rather watch Enzos rap video again than anything with Big Trash

I'm going to kill the next person I see if Asuka loses again tonight

I think PAWG Paige is pretty good.