TPWW Survivor XXX - Bludgeon me softly, brother. But make it quick.
 

Rules:

• Everybody selects somebody from the WWE roster, no duplicates allowed. If the contest hasn't yet started, you can change your selection once by making a new post saying you're changing your selection (don't just edit your original post).
• Your wrestler is eliminated if he or she submits or is pinned during a televised match on Raw, SmackDown, 205 Live, Main Event or a Network (formerly PPV) event. Disqualifications, count outs, or being eliminated from a battle royal / Royal Rumble does not cause elimination. In multi-man matches (tag, triple threat, etc.), only the person who is pinned or submits is out. NXT does not count and NXT exclusive wrestlers are wasted picks. Main roster WWE Network Specials (ie. Tribute to the Troops) DO count.
• In the event of a match finishing via KNOCKOUT, the Small Council of Elders have met and come to the majority decision that from season XXVII onwards a KNOCKOUT will count as an ELIMINATION. This will effectively be a slight nerf to the character Roman Reigns.
• Your wrestler will also be eliminated if he or she goes three weeks without having a televised match in a WWE ring for any reason whatsoever (injury, future endeavors, etc.). There is a constant countdown going on from your wrestler's last match, so even if bad luck happens - you can still potentially win as long as everyone else loses in that span. In the event of two or more competitors being eliminated on the same day due to this rule and that impacting on podium positions (rank 1-3), the wrestler positions will be determined by time of last performance (meaning main eventing is more valuable than opening). In addition, the three week ruling will occur at the end of a show if one is running concurrent to the cut off date, meaning anyone who loses on the show will place lower than whoever gets three week'd. If you suffer a ban for the length of the game you will be disqualified.
• If you win you get your choice of either first pick next season or two picks for the next season. If you take the option of two picks, you must wait until at least three other people have selected in order to prevent you from becoming The Skippord. If you are inactive upon winning to the creation of the next season, you will not get first pick and instead get 2 picks. In accordance with previous versions of this rule, new seasons will only be created after a minimum wait period of two days.
• A wrestler must be an active participant in a match for it to reset the three-week timer. Lumberjacks, special referees, managers, "enforcers," guest commentators, etc. do NOT count.

Sign-ups are allowed until the start of the pre-show of the 6th May 2018 edition of WWE Backlash at the start of the pre-show, in the beginning of this night, right then, on Sunday, May 6, on this day, eliminations will be eliminated, starting on this show, on the WWE television, in the genesis of McGillicutty.

Winning wrestlers must sit out 3 seasons before returning. Dirty Dean Ambrose is out for winning Season 27. Sheltyn Benjymans is out for winning Season 28. (Redacted) Harper is out for winning Season 29.

I will be participating in the game, but in the interest of fairness, I won't make my pick until at least ten wrestlers have been chosen and will then probably just waste my pick on Fandango.

For winning season XXIX, Helmsphere has opted to cash in his 2 for 1 SURVIVOR Coupon and will be waiting in the wings to swoop in and take TWO picks, once at least three selections have been made. Who will he choose? Dango and Breeze.

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Test Subjects

Shaun of the Dead

WINNER Braun Strowman - Gertner - Last wrestled 2/7 Raw

22. Big Cass - Droford - Submitted to Daniel Bryan 6/5 Backlash
21. Samoa Joe - owenbrown - Pinned by "THE SLOPDOG" Roman Reigns 6/5 Backlash
20. Elias - Sixx - Pinned by Bob Roode 7/5 Raw
19. Jeff Hardy - mike adamle - Pinned by The Miz 8/5 Smackdown
18. Daniel Bryan - Brother Vito - Pinned by Rusev 6/5 Smackdown
17. Curt Hawkins - Cool King - Pinned by Zack Ryder 11/5 Main Event
16. Fandango - Ultra Mantis - Fuck this company 14/5 Raw is Snore LAME ZzzzZZZzzzz
15. Asuka - Helmsphere - 3 week'd 27/5
=. Eric Young - Savio - 3 week'd 27/5
=. (Redacted) Rowan - STD - 3 week'd 27/5
12. Carmella - DAMNiNATOR - 3 week'd 27/5
11. Rusev - DaveWadding - 3 week'd 29/5
10. Bobby Lashley - Helmsphere - Drugged, bound to a chair by his sisters and forced to watch Raw on a loop, resulting in a 3 weeking 4/6
9. Akam - KaosDarksol - 3 week'd 8/6
=. Rezar - Lock Jaw - 3 week'd 8/6
7. Andrade Cien Almas - Emperor S. Meatball - 3 week'd 12/6
=. Luke Gallows - Simple Fan - 3 week'd 12/6
5. Shinsuke Nakamura - Arrogance - Kicked in the nuts [KO] by AJ Styles 17/6 MITB
4. (NPC Infinite Intergalactic Undefeated Champion x3) Cedric Alexander - Maluco - SHOCKINGLY AND SUDDENLY 3 week'd 19/6
3. Roman Reigns - teamXtremist - Pinned by Dash Wilder 25/6 Raw
2. Bray Wyatt - RP - Really messed this one up Bray but at least you didn't job to Bo Dallas 10/7

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The Unchosen Ones

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<select>
<option selected="selected">TPWW Survivor History</option>
<option>#30. WINNER: Braun Strowman [3] (Gertner [2]) | RUNNERS UP: Roman Reigns (teamXtremist) | Cedric Alexander (Maluco)</option>
<option>#29. WINNER: Harper (Helmsphere) | RUNNERS UP: Rowan (Savio) | Asuka (owenbrown) </option>
<option>#28. WINNER: Shelton Benjamin (Lock Jaw) | RUNNERS UP: Fandango (Ultra Mantis) | Kevin Owens (RP) </option>
<option>#27. WINNER: Dean Ambrose (RP) | RUNNERS UP: Big [C]ass (Droford) | Jeff Hard (Sixx) </option>
<option>#26. WINNER: Roman Reigns [2] (teamXtremist [4]) | RUNNERS UP: Shinsuke Nakamura (Savio) | Charlotte Flair (DaveWadding) </option>
<option>#25. WINNER: Neville (mike adamle) | RUNNERS UP: Samoa Joe (Smelly Meatball) | Sheamus (Impact!) </option>
<option>#24. WINNER: Braun Strowman [2] (DaveWadding [2]) | RUNNERS UP: Baron Corbin (Smelly Meatball) | Randy Orton (Volare) </option>
<option>#23. WINNER: Luke Gallows (Simple Fan) | RUNNERS UP: Big E (Smelly Meatball) | Nia Jax (Savio) </option>
<option>#22. WINNER: Colin Cassady (Gertner) | RUNNERS UP: Big E (Droford) | Roman Reigns (DaveWadding) </option>
<option>#21. WINNER: Bray Wyatt [2] (DaveWadding) | RUNNERS UP: Big Show (Maluco) | Roman Reigns (Savio)</option>
<option>#20. WINNER: Braun Strowman (Savio [3]) | RUNNERS UP: D-Von Dudley (Ermaximus) | Seth Rollins (The CuNick)</option>
<option>#19. WINNER: Sasha Banks (Savio [2]) | RUNNERS UP: Darren Young (Fenix122) | Stardust* (Heisenberg)</option>
<option>#18. WINNER: Baron Corbin (teamXtremist [3]) | RUNNERS UP: Roman Reigns (STD) | Rusev (RDD)</option>
<option>#17. WINNER: Randy Orton (RDD) | RUNNERS UP: Fandango (Ultra Mantis) | Nikki Bella (Savio)</option>
<option>#16. WINNER: Finn Balor (Vito Cruz [2]) | RUNNERS UP: Hideo Itami (VSG) | Baron Corbin (Gertner)</option>
<option>#15. WINNER: John Cena [3] (Savio) | RUNNERS UP: Big Show (STD) | Roman Reigns (teamXtremist )</option>
<option>#14. WINNER: Rusev (teamXtremist [2]) | RUNNERS UP: John Cena (El Bobo) | Seth Rollins (Cool King)</option>
<option>#13. WINNER: Bray Wyatt (Shisen Kopf) | RUNNERS UP: Erick Rowan (Poit) | Dean Ambrose (Maluco)</option>
<option>#12. WINNER: Diego (Ultra Mantis) | RUNNERS UP: CM Punk (Ruien) | Erick Rowan (Poit) </option>
<option>#11. WINNER: Roman Reigns (teamXtremist) | RUNNERS UP: Mark Henry (JannetteyZilla) | Seth Rollins (KaosDarksol) </option>
<option>#10. WINNER: Ryback [2] (arrogance) | RUNNERS UP: Miz (Dark One) | Dean Ambrose (STD) </option>
<option>#09. WINNER: John Cena [2] (Supreme Olajuwan) | RUNNERS UP: Sheamus (Loopydate) | Alberto Del Rio (Nicky Fives) </option>
<option>#08. WINNER: Rey Mysterio (Steveweiser) | RUNNERS UP: Sheamus (KaosDarksol) | AJ Lee (James Steele) </option>
<option>#07. WINNER: Big Show (ooTin) | RUNNERS UP: Jey Uso (Mike Adamle) | Titus O'Neil (Volare) </option>
<option>#06. WINNER: Ryback & Damien Sandow (Skippord [3]) | RUNNERS UP: Jey Uso (Savio) | Kaitlyn (Lock Jaw) </option>
<option>#05. WINNER: Alberto Del Rio & Brodus Clay (Skippord [2]) | RUNNERS UP: Tensai (VSG) | AJ Lee (Lock Jaw) </option>
<option>#04. WINNER: John Cena (Skippord) | RUNNERS UP: Sheamus (Triple Naitch) | Hunico (Gertner) </option>
<option>#03. WINNER: Wade Barrett (Extreme Angle) | RUNNERS UP: R-Truth (xbdj74x) | Mason Ryan (Vito Cruz) </option>
<option>#02. WINNER: Mark Henry (Vito Cruz) | RUNNERS UP: Justin Gabriel (jskinnyg) | Jimmy Uso (CSL) </option>
<option>#01. WINNER: Ezekiel Jackson (Triple Naitch) | RUNNERS UP: Sin Cara (oldschoolfan) | Randy Orton (Volchok) </option></select>

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Braun

Fuck it, Elias.

Samoa Joe

Bobby Lashley and Asuka

Eric Young.

Jeff Harvey

lol @ referencing 2/3rds of the Cornetto trilogy :lol:

Gimmie Big Cass again

I thought Hot Fuzz was better than Shaun of the Dead... yeah I said it.

El Idolo (Almas)

Carmella.

RUSEV

Luke Gallows

give me akam

(Redacted) Rowan.

Rezar

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Daniel Bryan

Roman reigns

will someone for the love of god take Cedric.

Poor Cedric, goes three whole seasons undefeated and without getting 3 week'd and still nobody wants to pick him up.

I didn't pick him last time because of the tourney and now I feel like his reign will not last as long as someone from SANITY.

Didn't that tourney start like three months into the season? Rich Swann was also on two seasons unbeaten until he beat his girlfriend.

Eliasis prolly gonna get 3 week'd soon, cause all he ever does is play his stupid guitar.

Possibly....it's been so long.

http://cdn.sescoops.com/wp-content/u...016/08/ibu.jpg

"Please sign Cedric, thanks TPWWforums.com" - Kota Ibushi

Hope Sanity debuts soon.

Cedric for me!

We did it!

yay I was seriously about to change my pick if someone didn't pick him

Cool King FTW

Can't even tell if the roster is just so overinflated or if this is a low turnout.

People might be afraid to click because it says XXX





:shifty:

So many wrestlers left.... maybe we should pick 2 next season.

I'll steal Nakamura then

is it too late for me to join?

There are 86 NPCs this season, even with the low turnout that is an incredibly bloated roster.

You can join RP as long as you pick somebody who didnt wrestle last night.

I guess I'll allow AJ as a pick too since I allowed Shinsuke.

Bray Wyatt

Only problem with that is balancing, whoever gets in early is going to have double the advantage and the winner is going to Skippord his way to victory with 4 picks. The double picks work for New Japan because there are clear tiers in place already.

I wouldn't mind giving one season like that a shot..... or you have to make your 2nd pick on the 2nd day or after.

Wow, Daniel Bryan gone in the first week

God dammit, I didn't think he'd be at that much of a disadvantage wrestling Rusev on Rusev Day :(

Bryan lost to Rusev?

Yup. Bryan and Jeff Hardy got eliminated last night

Would you be opposed to me creating something like this, but doing it Tourney style?

Go for it.

You were saying?

It seems like they have to turn Nia for this to work. And if that's the case, than Bliss literally has to have a bad shoulder injury and is going to be out. If not, then they completely shit all over Bliss in this whole thing.

Oh. Well, uhh...surprise?

Damninator, why are you being a dickhead? The poor man has lost, as will a majority of us in this thread. Our losses do not define us, it is how we recover from them. Let him grieve in peace you bastard. For shame.

Really felt like Sanity wouldn't take 8+ weeks to debut.

Don't worry - Looks like I'm going to be eliminated in just over an hour, perhaps less

Honestly, though I just presume by default that anyone who picks an entry keeps pretty good tabs on what happens. It's not like I'm trying to be a jerk.

So if Rowan was 3 week'd I guess Harper was too. Cedric is unstoppable.

Cedric has not been pinned or submitted in almost a year and as far as I can tell he's wrestled on TV at least once every three weeks.

He's like the Neville of 205Live

Even Neville jobbed to Tozawa and that other guy now and then.

I feel like all the call ups just disappeared

Kind of glad AOP got 3 week'd though instead of wrestling on Main Event, they look exactly the same and I have no idea how to tell them apart. Would have been a real pain if one got pinned on there.

Gallows and Almas are gone! 3 weeks is killing all the contenders

Does anyone in WWE actually wrestle matches anymore?

Nobody has been pinned or submitted since Fandango got pinned by a jobber and inherited his jobber powers. WWE have done irreparable damage to space and time.

Let the big dogg eat!!!

I think i'm getting 3 weeked. Destroyer of Worlds vs B team wont be on the PPV i hear.

Maybe pre show?

Not sure but i think Wyatt has to wrestle on RAW or i'm 3 weeked.

Yeah RAW is make it or Brayke it for RP.

They have to wrestle right? I mean, i know i stand no chance against Braun and Roman, but Destroyers of Worlds have to wrestle tonight.. right? :-\

Probably will wrestle tonight and get pinned by fucking Bo Dallas or something.

you shut your whore mouth.

Bo probably going to tap out Bray with a poorly applied sharpshooter.

Did Nakamura not take a L for the Last Man Standing?

I haven't seen the finish or really read up on the details, depends if he got a proper beating and couldn't answer the 10 count or just had his ankles duct taped together and wriggled around in a comedic fashion I guess.

Phenomenal forearm through a table.

I'd say based on my unbiased opinion, he's eliminated.

No he was KO'ed.

He actually got pinned and then submitted.

Via run in from Bo Dallas probably.

NO WAY SHUT YOUR MOUTH

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Eh I would say not but...\_:?:_/

Last Man Standing is a grey area, it's a count out loss but it's also like a knockout loss (unable to continue, ref stoppage etc). I'm going to count this instance because Nakamura invited AJ to boot him in the balls and then he got put through a table and couldn't answer the 10 count so it was a definite KO loss, utilising Punch Out rules. I would not have eliminated Batista when he got taped to the ring post though, never.

Nak probably would have won if he taped AJs balls to the canvas.

I guess he doesn't watch the product.

Not sure as I haven't watched it in a while but I think 205 LIVE's remaining representative may have succumbed to inaction this past Tuesday. His profightdb page shows no matches after 5/29. IJS.

Cedric's ass is gone!

He was gone a while ago wasnt he?

Gertner you just need to worry about RP The Destroyer of Worlds.

We'll see when Wyatt get eliminated by Axel on Raw

I'll probably never play a TPWW Survivor again if that happens.

Wow Cedric is gone, end of an era.

Probably going to give RP's spot on the podium to Cedric as a mark of respect.

Down goes Reigns!

Bo Dallas is totally beating Wyatt next week on Raw lol

Ya it's pretty obvious.