Game : Make up a rumour
 

Really simple game. Make up a rumour about a wrestling personality. It can be outrageous or plausible.

Poster 1 : Mark Henry

Poster 2 : Mark Henry is known backstage for enjoying grapes inserted in his ass during love making. Poster 2 then nominates the next wrestling personality.


To get the ball rolling : Kurt Angle

Kurt Angle has been reported as taking handfuls of pain pills a day....Oh wait that was true

ummm Doink

Doink would shit himself during the Whoopie Cushion/Cannonball for a gag

Big Show

While many consider the Doink character to be one of the most bizarre characters in WWE history, fans were almost in for something even more interesting. Originally, the character was to be named 'Ploink', which is an onomatopoeia representing the sound of a turd dropping into toilet water. Complications stemming from costume design are what originally turned the character into a much more visceral clown character. The idea was tweaked at a later date and finally made it down the aisle as 'T.L. Hopper'.

EDIT: Yeah, Big Show, since I did Doink too.

The Big Show despite being large in stature is hung like a Chinese hamster downstairs. He regularly has to stick a sock down his underwear to show that he is packing and is known for only having to finger women to satisfy them.


Ken Shamrock

Ken Shamrock refused to do an incest angle with Ryan shamrock in the WWF stating "If you want me to do an incest angle you better bring in my brother Frank"

Curt Hawkins

Curt Hawkins doesn't flush after a poop.

Braun Strowman

Braun Stroman was created in a lab, splicing the genes of Bill Kazmier and Eugene.

Gene Okerlund

Gene Okerlund would always steal Slick's underpants and wear them as a trophy.





Johnny Ace

Johnny got the nickname 'Ace' from his proficiency with card games. He won a hand in a poker game that should have yielded him five thousand dollars from a wrestler who has not been identified (rumored to be Jim Neidhart), but instead got him stabbed in the throat. Hence, his voice.

Ernest "The Cat" Miller

Ernest got his nickname from his weird obsession with cat porn

AJ Styles

Eva Marie is secretly addicted to Pez. She routinely crushes dozens of the tiny candies into powder and snorts it off of vintage copies of WWF Magazine.

Eric Bischoff

Eric Bischoff likes to watch midgets have sex.

R-Truth

R-Truth is actually Owen Hart in blackface.


Charlotte

Charlotte is a clone Ric Flair gone wrong in the WWE labs. They wanted another Ric.

Mick Foley

Mick Foley has been portrayed by seven different people over the years.

Christian

Christian is actually a devout Buddhist.

Sasha Banks

Sasha Banks once got fired from a job for thinking she was the boss.

Sami Zayn

Mojo Rawley was supposed to be the face of Down's Syndrome in America, and they found out that he's just stupid.

Aiden English.

Otunga doesn't realize he got fired a while ago. Vince just doesn't have the heart to tell him

Rosa Mendez

Rosa Mendez once pitched an idea where she would be billed as "Macho Woman" Rosa Mendez with Carlito as his manager known as "The Lovely Mr. Elizabeth"

ShockMaster

Shockmaster planned to fall because he wanted out of WCW and back to the WWE.

Vader.

Vader has a deadly allergy to pickles

Arn Anderson

Arn Anderson, contrary to all conventional reason, only has a job with WWE today because he once witnessed Vince McMahon getting a blowjob from someone he shouldn't have been getting a blowjob from in his office.

Becky Lynch

Becky Lynch was secretly called up to the main roster at a house show during which she showed off her abs. The resulting flood of semen from all males in attendance resulted in her call-up being postponed until WWE's costume designers could finish making her new gear that covered her midriff.

AJ Styles.

AJ Styles was only hired because Vince McMahon heard he hates gay people.

Sheamus

Sheamus saved Triple H from being sacrificed to the great Ginger god many years ago. This is why he's had multiple world championship runs and continues to linger around despite being booked like shit for the majority of his WWE run.

Bray Wyatt.

In order to stay in character, Bray Wyatt is often put up in special locations away from the prying eyes of the public. This has made him popular with some of the female talent who want to cut loose but are afraid of being fired for disorderly conduct. Bray's antics have been described as making Perry Saturn and Raven's look as clean as John Cena's on-air persona.

Triple H

Triple H was heartbroken when Chyna cheated on him with Tazz



Bart Gunn

Bart Gunn was told to take a dive in his WrestleMania XV fight against Butterbean, because Butterbean would only agree to it if he was going over. Bart was promised the King of the Ring and a SummerSlam title match as a result. But when he went down way too quickly, Vince got mad, fired him, and deliberately pushed Billy Gunn towards the King of the Ring just to stick it to Bart. Reportedly Vince even called him at his home to rub it in. He changed Billy Gunn's name to "Mr. Ass" because he just couldn't even look at the name "Gunn" on paper.

Rikishi

Rikishi originally did it for Kurt Angle.

Shane Douglas

Shane Douglas had a break-down and got fired from Target at Christmas time when he told them to "Cut the fucking music!"

Nikki Bella

Apparently, for the appropriate amount of cocaine, you can look and you CAN touch.

Mauro Ranallo

David Otunga is often quiet in the SmackDown broadcast booth because he's too busy writing down lines for Mauro to steal.

Curtis Axel

Curtis Axel wrestles with a pb&j sandwich in his shorts.

Seth Rollins

Seth Rollins may be known as "The Architect", but that was only because WWE forgot that they already had the rights to the name "The Farts-Master General"; secured years ago for a push involving Lanny Poffo that never happened.

Mickie James

Mickey James is actually a post op Micky Jay (sp? Former WCW ref)

The Barbarian

Plans were set for The Barbarian to form a tag team with The Contrarian (Lanny Poffo's Genius gimmick with a different name) which was to be called The Arian Nation. Bad News Brown made them go a different direction, though.

Van Hammer

Van Hammer was penciled in to be the original leader of the Flock with Lodi being booked as second in command and Raven in the Lodi "sign guy" role.

El Dandy

Rob Conway spent all of his time thinking he was the niggaz with attitude heavyweight champ.

Friar Furgeson.

Friar Furgeson doubts El Dandy

Will Ospreay

Heidenreich and Heisenberg are actually the same person



Meng

Meng sneezes like a little girl.

JBL

JBL is writing Simple Fan's obituary as we speak.

King Kong Bundy

King Kong Bundy was given the 5 count gimmick as a rib when the boys heard that he lasted 5 seconds with a ring rat.

The Undertaker

The Undertaker sleeps in an oxygen tent which he believes gives him sexual prowess. (This is a half truth.)

Booker T

The real reason Booker T wasn't given the title at Wrestlemania 19 was because he called Triple H a wanker and said Steiner should of won the belt at the Rumble.

Scott Steiner

Scott Steiner wrestles in a fake muscle suit. He is actually only 90 lbs.

Jay Briscoe

It is widely known that Jay Briscoe grew up an only child in the suburbs of Beverly Hills and got a start in wrestling by the nepotism of his godfather, Bobby Heenan.


"Sweet" Stan Lane

Those close to Stan Lane have heard the story Stan tells about making a deal with the devil for good looks and wrestling skill for his entire life.

Sheamus

Sheamus paints himself white. He actually has the deepest tan in the business.

Bobby Eaton

Bobby Eaton was planning on relocating to England to keep kayfabe with his Blue Bloods gimmick.

Deuce 'n Domino

Josh Matthews wishes he could call the Pope Elijah Burke when doing commentary.

Fake NWO Sting.

Fake NWO Sting is still mad that the tables were turned on him all those years ago.

The Mountie

Is still locked in a New York jail

Jim ross

Jim Rossuvari*throat clearing sound*el's signature call during matches was "Bah Mohammed", until higherups told him that he may have to whitewash his Islamic heritage to truly get over with American audiences.

Kevin Sullivan

Kevin Sullivan would take Nancy to DisneyWorld every day off in the FCW days. Often, while riding Thunder Mountain, other guests would complain hearing Thank you Fadda." in his thick Boston accent.

Sasha Banks

Sasha Banks first pitched her gimmick to be "Assistant Manager"


Kevin Steen

Kevin Steven secretly thanks Jim Cornette for all the sage advice he gave him, as it helped him get to where he is today.

Nick Bockwinkel

Nick Bockwinkel's original ring name was Nick Bullwinkle but he was forced to change it after being threatened with a lawsuit by the creator of Rocky and Bullwinkle.

Ricky Ortiz

The guy who delivers ice to my brother's pub told me that Ricky Ortiz went to Cancun on Spring break and caught a bad case of dance fever.

Shelton Benjamin's momma

John Laurinitis still thinks fondly of his brief time with Mama Benjamin. He was quoted as saying "She's a tiger in bed."

Ox Baker

Absolutely love this one.

Anyway, Ox Baker:

Originally brought into the WWWF as "The Friendly Arkansas Ox," Baker was actually supposed to be a huge star. When his family-friendly gimmick didn't catch on, Baker was still supposed to get a massive push as a heel, but Baker liked being nice to kids so much he refused a heel run. When things didn't work out, he left the WWWF, but was never the same and couldn't portray his The Friendly Ox anywhere else because it "didn't feel right."

Paige

The woman that sells my uncle illegal girl scout cookies told him that Paige loves to go bowling just so she can the shoes with no socks on.


Brad Armstrong

After Arachniman fizzled out due to legal reasons, Brad proposed a new gimmick: Bluejay, that isn't at all influenced by Robin. :shifty:

Buddy Lee Parker

Buddy Lee Parker secretly trained people wrong in the Power Plant so nobody could get over against the top guys.

The Disco Inferno. ..../

Vince McMahon personally hates Disco Inferno for two reasons: He did the Stunner as a finish during the Attitude era, and because he's a better dancer than Vince himself. Vince only likes bad dancing gimmicks.

Booker T

The girl who feeds my aunt's horse told me that Booker T was once on Punk'd but the episode never aired because Booker beat the living Hell out of Ashton Kutcher once it was revealed that it was all just a goof.


Earthquake

The reason the Oddities disappeared in 1999 John Tenta murdered all of them. Golga was depushed and soon released from the company.

Dixie Carter

Dixie Carter is an actress hired by Vince to "run" TNA. TNA is a company Vince is using to show losses and balance his books.

James Ellsworth

James Ellsworth got punched by a bully in elementary school and his chin was caved in as a result.

Titus O'Neil

Tekno Team 2000 secretly posted in TPDub. Erik was the more prolific of the two, posting as both Kane Knight and Rhiannon, using pictures of his girlfriend at the time to pass himself off as female.

Jushin Liger

jushin liger only has sex in full costume

kevin nash

Kevin Nash legitimately suffered all those heart attacks.

Raven

scotty was once swallowed whole by rikishi's asshole when the latter failed to notice scotty sitting on the couch. thankfully grandmaster sexay was also in the room and came to his aid before scotty suffocated.

glacier

Glacier is actually a big Scorpion fan.

James Mitchell

James Mitchell is actually the father of Abyss' children. After an incident in Puerto Rico, Abyss couldn't procreate, so Mitchell donated some of his sperm to the Parks family.

Rhyno

Rhyno is one of the busiest men in America, holding three separate professions: wrestler for WWE, politician, and Vice President of Development at Super Glue Corporation.

(only an old school poster will get that one)

Trevor Murdoch

Trevor Murdoch biggest joy was that he didn't resemble the Red Rooster.

Honkytonk Man

Everything the Honky Tonk Man says is completely true, but it's been a long running gag in the business to pretend he's insane.

Stevie Richards

The son of the guy who hotwires my lawnmower says that Stevie Richards wrote the original screenplay to L.A. Confidential

Kip Frey

Kip Frey actually got the job as WCW Executive Vice President by carrying a cherry in his butt cheeks for a full lap of the Atlanta Braves baseball diamond to the tune of "Oh Come All Ye Faithful", at Ted Turner's birthday party.

Jean Pierre Lafitte

Jean Pierre Lafitte offered his eye patch to Shawn Michaels which is what led to his burial in WWF.

Jim Cornette

Jim Cornette once gave Vince Russo a blow job on the promise that Vince would reciprocate, Vince never reciprocated.

Since nothing was offered, I choose Gary Hart :

Gary Hart is the bastard child of Stu Hart and Larry Cameron.


Hercules Hernandez

Hercules Hernandez was a competent professional wrestler.

TJ Perkins.

TJ stands for Teresa Jane

Mike Sanders

Mike Sanders' nickname came from a measurement taken by Hugh Morrus in the WCW PowerPlant.

Paige

Paige once held up a 7-11 at gunpoint - not for cash but for the latest copy of Star Magazine and dress socks.

Jim Powers

Jim Powers believes he was the Shawn Michaels of the Young Stallions.

King Kong Bundy.