Crazy Steve really isn't crazy.

Ultimo Dragon

Ultimo dragon changed his real name to dragon so that Vince couldnt copyright it.

Bruce Prichard

Bruce Prichard goes to an all male strip club in full gimmick and really makes a Brother Love.

Beth Phoenix

Beth Phoenix is only in the HOF because she's banging Edge.

Edge

Edge's neck problems are a direct repercussion of banging Beth Pheonix

Jinder Mahal

JBL is now saying Modern Day Maharaja in his sleep.

Doink the Clown.

The Doink the Clown gimmick was only given to guys who are legitimately afraid of clowns.

Mike Knox

Mike Knox gives a 1 star rating to every show on Netflix whether he has watched it or not.

The Destruction Crew

Whether it is by hook or by crook the Brothers Beverly always take the crown.
They are also however well known to all of the hookers in town.

Demolition Smash.

Demolition Smash's golf clubs were once repossessed by a Truck Driver.

Lance Cade

Up until his 28th birthday, Lance Cade thought that Upper Decker was the only way to use a toilet.

Roderick McMahon II

The game is Make Up a wrestling rumor.

He masquerades as his brother's son in order to cover up his family's dark secret: bathing regularly in The Lazarus Pit.

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Zangief from Street Fighter

Santino Marella also tried to punk out Zangief from Street Fighter but got shut down too.

Drew McIntyre

Drew McIntyre was also at the Bullet Club invasion, but everyone confused him for Matt Jackson, so he got away with being there.

Marty Scruill

Shane Mchohan used to regularly prank call Ted Turners home asking to speak to the nacho man

No one ever spells Marty Scrurl's name correctly. It's Marty Scuirrlll.

Booker T

Booker T had to turn down the role of Namor in the proposed Sub-Mariner movie because he had to film that shampoo commercial in Japan.

Scott Putski

Scott Putski is actually Italian.

Alex Porteau

Porteau is a portmanteau of portmanteau and portmanteau.

Melina

Melina forced John Morrison have sex with Batista for a push.

The Patriot Del Wilkes

The Patriot's gear was all made in North Korea.

Handsome Stranger (keeping it Global, yo!)

Handsome stranger is a male prostitute but what is not so widely known is that his mother ,Judy, films his "work".

Jimmy Valiant

Jimmy Valiant is not Jimmy Valiant's real name. He was born Stephen Valiant.

Rhyno

There's a warrant out for Rhyno in the NYC because he speared a squad car when fighting Spiderman.

Buck Zumhofe

Buck Zumhofe Claimed to be the original rock and Roller, But behind the scenes loved Madoona as it set the mood with Minors

Sting

Sting is secretly Andy Summers (Yes, I had to look that up...)

Vader

Vader was supposed to be the father of Bret Hart's alter ego, Luke Leglocker.

Rikishi

Rikishi is actually Andy Dick in a fat suit.

Paul Bearer

Wow, I've only now realized what's with the name Paul Bearer.

I'm witty like that.

When Paul Bearer appeared with the urn it was actually filled with cocaine. His face was not pale due to makeup but a fine dusting of said cocaine acquired over the course of the evening.

Snitsky

It WAS his fault.

Kassius Ohoo.

Kassius Ohno was fired from the WWE for being too skinny, and Triple H wanted him to come back after gaining some weight. This is all so he can lose the weight as part of a publicity event to accompany a big feel-good push with a celebrity in his corner. But then the stuff with Jarrod from Subway got messy and now he's just back in NXT.

Shelton Benjamin

Shelton Benjamin's Gold Standard Gimmick Was supposed to be a rip off of Austin Powers, but had to change it because he couldnt do a promo with the Mike Myers accent.

Psycho Sid

Sid only wrestled so he could pay for scholarships for poor students that wanted to go to Harvard where he teaches English literature.

Buff Bagwell

Buff was the Stuff because he was quietly one of the first to embrace a vegan diet, or as the boys called it back then, "Queer Food"

Kane

Kane was going to have his own "Big Red Machine" drink mixer endorsement, but Hogan stole the deal from under him to sell the Hulk Hogan Thunder Mixer.

Larry Zbyzsko

Larry Zbyzsko can't spell his last name

Lenny Lane

Lenny Lane can't spell his last name

Jerry Lynn

Jerry Lynn can't spell his name so he goes by Lenny Lane.

Bruno Sammartino

Bruno Sammartino once left the WWF Title on the subway, which explains the belt's first change in design.

Melina