Agree with STD, Piper would probably be a better analogous Punk.

Hilarious you mention that, all things considered.

Speaking of Piper, Ambrose is sort of the Roddy Piper/Brian Pilman of today.

Ambrose just does a horrible Pillman impression. He's not 1/10th as good as Piper or Pillman

Fits better!

I think Seth Rollins is more of a modern day Macho Man. Not quite as macho though.

Depends if he fucked Stephanie or not. :shifty:

Is Chris Jericho the new Adrian Adonis or is Kevin Owens?

Is Miz the Ted Dibiase of this generation?

I would say Miz is more the new Mr Perfect. The mid card gate keeper who's perpetually over but never really a main event guy.

He main evented WrestleMania.

Only once, right? I guess the DiBiase comparison fits.

I watch his UFC fight from time to time. It's like sex, 2 minutes that make me feel good.

What does CM stand for anyway? CM Punk kinda sounds like Chipmunk when you're drunk.

Probably why he's sober.

CM stands for Chick Magnet.

Oh, that's so fucking lame.

Chipmunk would be better.

Cum Master Punk

Cock Magnet Punk

modern day maharajaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

I've avoided this thread because the whole concept of Punk in that level of legend is angering to me. Beyond the tribute elbow drop and tights, as well as being "hated" by Vince, no there is no comparison.

I was kind of hoping this is the direction Seth Rollins' WWE Title run was going. Seth fucks Stephanie and tries to usurp Hunter completely. So unrealistic to expect Triple H to let someone fuck his wife, even in kayfabe, and to then lie down in order to make a heel. And no one would buy it anyway.

I've really soured on Ambrose over the past two years or so. He went from being my favorite Shield member to easily my least.

Was it the lackadaisical attitude?

His rebound clothesline gets slower and sloppier every time I see it.

No.

However if there was no ref in his UFC debut then he would have been.

Ambrose lost a ton of steam. After the split, he lost feuds with Rollins, Wyatt, Lesnar and Styles. "High profile" programs where he came off like a loser. You book a guy to look inadequate and eventually that's what he'll be

Honestly, a little bit. There have been periods where Ambrose has been red hot, and there have been periods where he has been on the edge of being white hot. The general booking of him has never been great. Instead of him being a wily ass-kicker, he's a dumb dog with a glutton for punishment. The beating from Brock didn't help, but Ambrose, himself, seemed to lose spirit from it. He did some underwhelming work for the rest of 2016, and began to resemble The King of Bum Fights.

I don't hate him or anything, and when he comes back I hope he has fire and there is a renewed attitude towards him, but when you go around saying that you're "Vince McMahon's favorite wrestler" you kind of come off like a fool when you don't deliver.