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Supreme Olajuwon 10-16-2019 03:52 PM

Let’s talk about Super Humman: the hottest indy wrestler in the world
 
For those of you who don’t know the name by now, let me introduce you to the fastest rising star in all of professional wrestling: SUPER HUMMAN


<blockquote class="twitter-tweet"><p lang="en" dir="ltr">Coffin drop onto barbwire chairs <br>( AEW DARBY ALLIN STYLE ) <a href="https://twitter.com/hashtag/SuperHumman?src=hash&amp;ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw">#SuperHumman</a> <a href="https://twitter.com/hashtag/donttrythisathome?src=hash&amp;ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw">#donttrythisathome</a> <a href="https://twitter.com/hashtag/AEW?src=hash&amp;ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw">#AEW</a> <a href="https://t.co/MSnTwljkM3">pic.twitter.com/MSnTwljkM3</a></p>&mdash; SUPER HUMMAN (@superhumman1234) <a href="https://twitter.com/superhumman1234/status/1184503329436688391?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw">October 16, 2019</a></blockquote> <script async src="https://platform.twitter.com/widgets.js" charset="utf-8"></script>

<blockquote class="twitter-tweet"><p lang="en" dir="ltr">Getting hit with a light tube steel chair <br>( ECW SABU STYLE ) <a href="https://twitter.com/hashtag/SuperHumman?src=hash&amp;ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw">#SuperHumman</a> <a href="https://twitter.com/hashtag/donttrythisathome?src=hash&amp;ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw">#donttrythisathome</a> <a href="https://twitter.com/hashtag/WWE?src=hash&amp;ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw">#WWE</a> <a href="https://t.co/9OvReqenTc">pic.twitter.com/9OvReqenTc</a></p>&mdash; SUPER HUMMAN (@superhumman1234) <a href="https://twitter.com/superhumman1234/status/1163876783458070529?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw">August 20, 2019</a></blockquote> <script async src="https://platform.twitter.com/widgets.js" charset="utf-8"></script>

As you can from these brief clips, not only is he a phenomenal promo, he’s also an incredibly gifted athlete willing to risk it all for glory.

At only 20 years old, he looks like he’s ready to have the jet pack to stardom strapped to his back as he’s already being booked over some of the top talent in the world. Here’s him beating Joey Ryan clean after no selling the Dick Flip

<blockquote class="twitter-tweet"><p lang="en" dir="ltr">Super humman takes a dick flip by <a href="https://twitter.com/JoeyRyanOnline?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw">@JoeyRyanOnline</a> with <a href="https://twitter.com/WrestlingAtomic?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw">@WrestlingAtomic</a> <a href="https://twitter.com/hashtag/SuperHumman?src=hash&amp;ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw">#SuperHumman</a> <a href="https://t.co/sCzlfK6Z2y">pic.twitter.com/sCzlfK6Z2y</a></p>&mdash; SUPER HUMMAN (@superhumman1234) <a href="https://twitter.com/superhumman1234/status/1183596358713954305?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw">October 14, 2019</a></blockquote> <script async src="https://platform.twitter.com/widgets.js" charset="utf-8"></script>

Listen to how hot that crowd is. Could just be a fluke though right? Lotta people hate Joey Ryan, they could just be popping for him getting beat. If that’s true, Mr. Smarty Pants, then explain this crowd going nuts and chanting his catchphrase as he takes down Ethan Page

<blockquote class="twitter-tweet"><p lang="en" dir="ltr">Super humman makes his wrestling debut <br>On game changer wrestling with <a href="https://twitter.com/OfficialEGO?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw">@OfficialEGO</a> <a href="https://twitter.com/orangecassidy?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw">@orangecassidy</a> <a href="https://twitter.com/GCWrestling_?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw">@GCWrestling_</a> <a href="https://twitter.com/hashtag/SuperHumman?src=hash&amp;ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw">#SuperHumman</a> <a href="https://t.co/DaEta8UseI">pic.twitter.com/DaEta8UseI</a></p>&mdash; SUPER HUMMAN (@superhumman1234) <a href="https://twitter.com/superhumman1234/status/1178908811073134593?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw">October 1, 2019</a></blockquote> <script async src="https://platform.twitter.com/widgets.js" charset="utf-8"></script>

Clearly this young man is destined for stardom. So let’s all get in on the ground floor and show our love for Super Humman as he blasts his way into immortality

Corporate CockSnogger 10-16-2019 04:22 PM

A guy I know commented on one of his videos on facebook a few months back. Since then I’ve watched every video of his. Amazing athlete, truly honoured to be alive to witness his feats.

Sepholio 10-16-2019 04:30 PM

...HOW HAS NOBODY SIGNED THIS MAN!?

Supreme Olajuwon 10-16-2019 04:44 PM

Out of respect to his competition, he is probably waiting until his major feuds conclude before leaving to sign that big money contract.

For example, his feud with the Microwave this summer was scorching hot:

<blockquote class="twitter-tweet"><p lang="en" dir="ltr">Flying elbow drop onto microwave <br>( WWE CM PUNK STYLE ) <a href="https://twitter.com/hashtag/superhumman?src=hash&amp;ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw">#superhumman</a> <a href="https://twitter.com/hashtag/dontrythisathome?src=hash&amp;ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw">#dontrythisathome</a> <a href="https://twitter.com/hashtag/WWE?src=hash&amp;ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw">#WWE</a> <a href="https://t.co/K2g378zYss">pic.twitter.com/K2g378zYss</a></p>&mdash; SUPER HUMMAN (@superhumman1234) <a href="https://twitter.com/superhumman1234/status/1142463712273608711?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw">June 22, 2019</a></blockquote> <script async src="https://platform.twitter.com/widgets.js" charset="utf-8"></script>

<blockquote class="twitter-tweet"><p lang="en" dir="ltr">Butt buster onto microwave <br>( WWE JEFF HARDY STYLE ) <a href="https://twitter.com/hashtag/superhumman?src=hash&amp;ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw">#superhumman</a> <a href="https://twitter.com/hashtag/donttrythisathome?src=hash&amp;ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw">#donttrythisathome</a> <a href="https://twitter.com/hashtag/WWE?src=hash&amp;ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw">#WWE</a> <a href="https://t.co/edRgykP7wq">pic.twitter.com/edRgykP7wq</a></p>&mdash; SUPER HUMMAN (@superhumman1234) <a href="https://twitter.com/superhumman1234/status/1151933109040025600?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw">July 18, 2019</a></blockquote> <script async src="https://platform.twitter.com/widgets.js" charset="utf-8"></script>

Vastardikai 10-16-2019 11:21 PM

This is the chuckle fuck working Matt Sells in Augusta next month.

Seanny One Ball 10-17-2019 05:26 AM

Wup Wup

Jordan 10-17-2019 07:58 AM

Poster Child for "Don't Try This At Home".

Jordan 10-17-2019 07:59 AM

But yeah he's getting bookings so...

Supreme Olajuwon 10-17-2019 08:25 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Vastardikai (Post 5294109)
This is the chuckle fuck working Matt Sells in Augusta next month.

What an amazing opportunity for you and all the juggalos and juggalettes to see his greatness firsthand.

Gerard 10-17-2019 08:45 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Jordan X (Post 5294143)
Poster Child for "Don't Try This At Home".

Poster Child for Contraception more like.

Bad News Gertner 10-17-2019 08:59 AM

Lol Shisen, Slik and I have been watching his videos for a while now. The best thing in wrestling.

Ol Dirty Dastard 10-17-2019 09:03 AM

lmfao

Seanny One Ball 10-17-2019 10:00 AM

I laughed hard at the microwave elbow.

Wup wup

Big Vic 10-17-2019 11:00 AM

I went on a binge of his videos about a month ago, CHW or EzkielKane needs to get in contact with him.

Bad News Gertner 10-17-2019 11:11 AM

He just posted a new video of him doing a Coffin Drop onto 4 chairs covered in barbed wire. Incredible.

Bad News Gertner 10-17-2019 11:12 AM


Seanny One Ball 10-17-2019 11:34 AM

Everything is the best part.

Seanny One Ball 10-17-2019 11:38 AM

I will never not find real pain funny as long as the recipient is OK.

Supreme Olajuwon 10-17-2019 12:51 PM

I think I can say with absolute certainty that this budding rivalry with the Pumpkins is going to be the feud of the fall

<blockquote class="twitter-tweet"><p lang="en" dir="ltr">Flying elbow drop onto pumpkins <br>( WWE CM PUNK STYLE ) <a href="https://twitter.com/hashtag/SuperHumman?src=hash&amp;ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw">#SuperHumman</a> <a href="https://twitter.com/hashtag/donttrythisathome?src=hash&amp;ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw">#donttrythisathome</a> <a href="https://twitter.com/hashtag/WWE?src=hash&amp;ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw">#WWE</a> <a href="https://t.co/eFSHHM41Ug">pic.twitter.com/eFSHHM41Ug</a></p>&mdash; SUPER HUMMAN (@superhumman1234) <a href="https://twitter.com/superhumman1234/status/1175729253264105472?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw">September 22, 2019</a></blockquote> <script async src="https://platform.twitter.com/widgets.js" charset="utf-8"></script>

<blockquote class="twitter-tweet"><p lang="en" dir="ltr">Butt buster onto pumpkins<br>( WWE JEFF HARDY STYLE ) <a href="https://twitter.com/hashtag/SuperHumman?src=hash&amp;ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw">#SuperHumman</a> <a href="https://twitter.com/hashtag/donttrythisathome?src=hash&amp;ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw">#donttrythisathome</a> <a href="https://twitter.com/hashtag/WWE?src=hash&amp;ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw">#WWE</a> <a href="https://t.co/JdcmjMVbAd">pic.twitter.com/JdcmjMVbAd</a></p>&mdash; SUPER HUMMAN (@superhumman1234) <a href="https://twitter.com/superhumman1234/status/1175080878005002244?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw">September 20, 2019</a></blockquote> <script async src="https://platform.twitter.com/widgets.js" charset="utf-8"></script>

SlickyTrickyDamon 10-17-2019 01:49 PM

This is for the Juggalos and Juggalettes.

I hope you like it.

Whoop whoop!

Fuck this shit!

Owwwwwwwwwwwww jessuss christ owwwwwwwwwwwww! fuck!

Seanny One Ball 10-17-2019 06:23 PM

As far as routines go his is pretty perfect.

Seanny One Ball 10-17-2019 06:29 PM

You know who it is that he sounds like? Jim Carrey as the Cable Guy.

Emperor Smeat 10-17-2019 06:35 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Supreme Olajuwon (Post 5293824)
Out of respect to his competition, he is probably waiting until his major feuds conclude before leaving to sign that big money contract.

For example, his feud with the Microwave this summer was scorching hot:

<blockquote class="twitter-tweet"><p lang="en" dir="ltr">Flying elbow drop onto microwave <br>( WWE CM PUNK STYLE ) <a href="https://twitter.com/hashtag/superhumman?src=hash&amp;ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw">#superhumman</a> <a href="https://twitter.com/hashtag/dontrythisathome?src=hash&amp;ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw">#dontrythisathome</a> <a href="https://twitter.com/hashtag/WWE?src=hash&amp;ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw">#WWE</a> <a href="https://t.co/K2g378zYss">pic.twitter.com/K2g378zYss</a></p>&mdash; SUPER HUMMAN (@superhumman1234) <a href="https://twitter.com/superhumman1234/status/1142463712273608711?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw">June 22, 2019</a></blockquote> <script async src="https://platform.twitter.com/widgets.js" charset="utf-8"></script>

Think this was the first video of his that I watched.

Don't remember why it was in my timeline at the time but quickly clicked on his "follow" tab afterwards.

Seanny One Ball 10-17-2019 06:37 PM



I would pay to see this sort of thing play out to its conclusion.
I love his selling.

Supreme Olajuwon 10-17-2019 06:40 PM

Right? I legit have no idea if he’s really in pain or not. I believe he is. Amazing talent.

Seanny One Ball 10-17-2019 06:43 PM

Yeah, the entertainment lies in that fine line...

I like it a lot.

GD 10-17-2019 06:47 PM

Was that super kick for real?

I hope he sells a ton of "Fuck This Shit!" merch

Supreme Olajuwon 10-17-2019 06:49 PM

Also this guy could teach a master class in marketing and brand recognition to every wrestler out there these days. This guy has literally had A match and the crowds are eating out of his hand and chanting his catchphrase.

Supreme Olajuwon 10-17-2019 06:51 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Guru Dave (Post 5294229)
Was that super kick for real?

I hope he sells a ton of "Fuck This Shit!" merch


https://theindyconnection.com/collections/super-humman

GD 10-17-2019 06:52 PM

Respect. Monetize that shit.

GD 10-17-2019 06:55 PM

Is this the same guy?

<div style="background-color:#000000;width:520px;"><div style="padding:4px;"><iframe src="//media.mtvnservices.com/embed/mgid:arc:video:comedycentral.com:27c9622f-3687-4ada-b4e8-09b43f77e5ae" width="512" height="288" frameborder="0" allowfullscreen="true"></iframe></div></div>

Seanny One Ball 10-17-2019 06:58 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Supreme Olajuwon (Post 5294230)
Also this guy could teach a master class in marketing and brand recognition to every wrestler out there these days. This guy has literally had A match and the crowds are eating out of his hand and chanting his catchphrase.


He is so average looking too. Just a guy you'd walk past in a mall and never look back at.
His selling should be the new Wilhelm Scream.

rez 10-17-2019 09:07 PM

WOOOP WOOOP

Seanny One Ball 10-17-2019 09:15 PM

He clearly says wup wup

Seanny One Ball 10-17-2019 09:16 PM

Embrace the speech impediment, embrace the pain.

Then scream/run away.

Supreme Olajuwon 10-21-2019 01:18 PM

<blockquote class="twitter-tweet"><p lang="en" dir="ltr">Getting power bomb onto light tubes table <br>( AEW KENNY OMEGA STYLE ) <a href="https://twitter.com/hashtag/SuperHumman?src=hash&amp;ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw">#SuperHumman</a> <a href="https://twitter.com/hashtag/donttrythisathome?src=hash&amp;ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw">#donttrythisathome</a> <a href="https://twitter.com/hashtag/AEW?src=hash&amp;ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw">#AEW</a> <a href="https://t.co/myqpyH8Bsb">pic.twitter.com/myqpyH8Bsb</a></p>&mdash; SUPER HUMMAN (@superhumman1234) <a href="https://twitter.com/superhumman1234/status/1186134298514067456?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw">October 21, 2019</a></blockquote> <script async src="https://platform.twitter.com/widgets.js" charset="utf-8"></script>

I know his wrestling career is just getting started, but when this guy is done with his in ring career, he’s going to have major Hollywood crossover appeal.

Sepholio 10-21-2019 01:32 PM

This guy has blown up all over facebook. We had a discussion in a pretty large group last night about how awesome he is.

Jordan 10-21-2019 01:45 PM

Wow I didn't know he was on Tosh.0

I would love to know how much money he has made from the merch and appearances (if anything)... I bet he's made some dough on the merch.

Seanny One Ball 10-25-2019 11:35 AM



I'm glad he turned to wrestling but this is still remarkable stuff. Crash Holly vibes.

Seanny One Ball 10-25-2019 11:36 AM

NFL style.

I mean how else are you gonna run into a tree for fuck's sake?


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