True Grit - 7.5/10 I guess. Already posted about it in its thread.

3 Woody Allen movies:

Manhattan Murder Mystery - 7/10

Stardust Memories - 6/10 - Really liked some of this but felt "underwhelmed" overall.

The Purple Rose of Cairo - 4/10 - Kinda really disliked this. Seemed like a movie that people who didn't like Woody Allen's regular movies would "love."

Pawnee - D.

Fuck this movie. It is racist garbage.

12 Rounds - 4/10

Come the fuck on, John. You cannot act for shit. I mean, yeah, you were surrounded by utterly terrible actors (I can't believe the villain is the Mayor from The Wire and he is so shit in this movie), the scripted lines you were given are fucking terrible, but still. Work with this shit, man! Basically just watching shit get blown up for like 2 hours and it wasn't even that entertaining. Best part was when the chick gets hit by the car and John has the same look he had when he got "fired" on RAW.

Also, when he's at the firehouse and finds out he has only so much time to get to the next building to get the bank boxes and he fucking WAITS AROUND for the fire trucks to roll out? Are you kidding me? Hmm, my wife is going to die if I'm not fast enough, but maybe I should wait for the fire trucks. COME ON.

The King's Speech - 5/5

The Social Network.

It was pretty good but not great. I would give it 6.9 I guess. Like a 2.5 star movie.

Carlos - Ambitious mini series/movie about the terrorist Carlos the Jackal. Informative, but really entertaining, and I liked that it makes no attempt to romanticize the terrorist at all as he comes off as not an idealist but a huge narcissist. The portion involving the raid of the OPEC meating was one of the most thrilling things i've seen in a long while. 9/10

Police Adjective - A Romanian film about a cop pursuing a teenager who is giving weed to his friends, apparently Romania has really strict laws when it comes to this and the kid could receive up to 8 years. The cop doesn't want to go after the kid because he doesn't want to ruin his life and he has witnessed first hand the more relax drug laws in other European countries and thinks things will change in Romania. The ending turns into this exercise in dialectics where his boss makes him look up words in a dictionary. Probably sounds boring as hell and the movie is very slow but I thought it was incredible. 9/10

Machete - 7/10

I don't know, I mean it's no Crimes and Misdemeanors or Deconstructing Harry but I found the ending made it somewhat satisfying.

Hannah and Her Sisters - 10/10
Incredible. I watched this like 12 years ago and barely remembered anything about it for some reason. Def in my top 3 Woody Allen movies. "Brilliant."

My Flesh and Blood - 10/10
My god, this is one of the best movies I have ever seen in my life.

Jesus.

Was "riveting" for every second. Felt like crying like 6,000 times. Never seen anything like this.

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Frozen: 8/10

Really liked this one. It's about 3 kids that get stuck on a ski lift that's like 80 feet up in the air and the park is closed. fucking ridiculous. movie held my attention the entire time. reminds me of that movie Open Water a little bit.

Solitary Man: 8/10

Pretty apt depiction of a man's complete and total fall from grace. Michael Douglas in particular was fantastic, and I was pleasantly surprised by Jenna Fischer's performance in a semi-demanding dramatic role.

Dirty Harry 9/10

Blade Runner 8/0

I liked it, but it was really weird.

The Green Hornet

2/10

What a load of shit, terribly unfunny and Seth Rogans character was truely unlikeable

Thx a lot. Gunna go see that tomorrow. In beautiful imxa 3d

Green Hornet:

Saw it in IMAX. I don't feel it was worth the $16.50. I wouldn't have had a problem if it were just 2d. Not much 3d I could really notice, except for the credits.

Rogan played an obnoxious playboy, but he wasn't even the worst part of the movie. Cameron Diaz annoyed the fuck out of me. I noted at least 4 different Bruce Lee references. 1 was VERY obvious. 2 were basically trademarks. the 4th was incredibly subtle, which I'll throw in a spoiler tag below...



Jay Chou saved the movie in many ways, and I felt the movie was more about Kato than the Hornet. That could possibly be a 5th Bruce Lee reference, considering how, in China, the TV series was called "the Kato show." And similarly, many of Lee's fighting scenes were allegedly cut from the show to keep him from overshadowing the Hornet. Even then, it didn't work.

In the Green Hornet thread, I mentioned how they could make the movie work with the casting. That was actually the direction they went. Hence, I give the movie 7/10. It was good, but not great.

Cameron Diaz has to be in the running for Most Overrated Actress Of Our Generation, and that's taking into consideration that very few people rate her all that highly.

The Fountain.

8.8/10

Awesome movie.

Thirst - 8/10

Fantastic vampire movie from the director of Oldboy.

The Green Hornet in beautiful IMAX 3D - 73
The Dilemma - 53

Kick-Ass - 3/5

Last Airbender - 8/10

Blade Runner is one of my worst movies ever. 0/10


Anyway

Expendables: 9/10

LOVED it. If you love action movies, you'll love this. really nothing else to say


The Exam: 8/10

Good movie. If you like that pyschology type mind fuck shit, you'll like this. 8 people are brought in to answer one question on an Exam and whomever answers correctly gets hired to this company. The whole movie takes place in one room.



Descent 2: 5/10

I really liked the first one. Part II is pretty much the same as Part I, but we've got male characters now.


Shutter Island: 7/10

It was kind of slow for my taste, but I knew it would be going into it. It did have a nice build to the end though.

Are you serious?

I think it's an unspoken secret that Cameron Diaz is horrible. Yet she keeps popping up.

Also, Blade Runner is awesome therefore LC sucks.

Airbender's better than the negative-hype it got. And there were technical things about it that impressed me.

I love Cameron Diaz btw :roll:

She should stick to starring in softcore BDSM movies.

Kings Speech: 9/10 terrific performances all around

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More brutal than the original. instead of the gas station guy in the 1978 version.

Oh well. I officially LOVE BOTH of them now.

P.S. I already saw the 1978 version too BEFORE this remake.. Despite Ebert gave it 0 stars as the original calling it despicable. WELL, TO ME IT WAS DESPICABLE. In a fucking good way..

5/5

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6.5/10

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3/10

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6/10

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7/10

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6/10

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6/10

Black Swan looks like something that I would not enjoy. possibly a 0/10 there.

Eraser: 8/10

Just watched it this morning. hard to believe I've never seen this as I love action movies. Venessa Williams is hot


The Warriors: 9/10

Really really liked this movie. I can see why it's got a cult following as they say. Plus I grew up where some of this movie took place, so that was pretty cool.


My Dog Skip: 8/10

Date night movie alert. Nah, I really liked it. fucking dog dies though. that's like the only thing in any movie that makes me tear up. That and the scene where Rudy makes the tackle on the QB. RUDY RUDY RUDY :'( Luke Wilson's character being named Dink was pretty hillarious.

no strings attached 5/10

In Hell 7/10

Almost Famous - 7/10

Black Swan - 8/10

I was not disappointed with the lesbian blowjob scene.

The Book of ELI: 9.5/10

Badass movie and a great story to go with it.

Universal Soldier: The Return
Entertainment wise - 10/10
Storyline/dialogue - 0/10.

It's a terrible story with terrible dialogue with horrible one liners from Bill Goldberg. Van Damme kicks Goldberg out a window, landing on a car, Goldberg replies "I hate that guy." Goldberg picks Van Damme up by the throut and says "I never did like you." Goldberg tries to drown Van Damme in muddy water and says "Have a drink." Other than the dialogue and the terrible story, it's entertaining as hell and it's so much fun to watch! Also, Goldberg SPEARS someone! Also, Megadeth's Crush Em is involved in the credits!

Takers 8/10 Good movie but the ending sucked.

Just bought this on your recommendation. If it's a shocker I'll be billing you for £4.50 :p.