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jushin liger only has sex in full costume
kevin nash |
Kevin Nash legitimately suffered all those heart attacks.
Raven |
Originally, Scott Levy (Raven) intended on being called "Ravin'", which was a hardcore raver gimmick as the music genre was highly popular at the time in the mid-90's, but an excited Paul Heyman interrupted Levy after he pitched the name first, and assumed Levy was referencing "Raven" as in Edgar Allan Poe's poem and Heyman proceeded to describe the Raven gimmick we know now.
Levy, who really needed a job at the time after leaving the WWF, decided to just go with it and not risk losing the job opportunity by correcting Heyman. Scotty 2 Hotty. |
scotty was once swallowed whole by rikishi's asshole when the latter failed to notice scotty sitting on the couch. thankfully grandmaster sexay was also in the room and came to his aid before scotty suffocated.
glacier |
Glacier is actually a big Scorpion fan.
James Mitchell |
James Mitchell is actually the father of Abyss' children. After an incident in Puerto Rico, Abyss couldn't procreate, so Mitchell donated some of his sperm to the Parks family.
Rhyno |
Rhyno is one of the busiest men in America, holding three separate professions: wrestler for WWE, politician, and Vice President of Development at Super Glue Corporation.
(only an old school poster will get that one) Trevor Murdoch |
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Trevor Murdoch biggest joy was that he didn't resemble the Red Rooster.
Honkytonk Man |
Everything the Honky Tonk Man says is completely true, but it's been a long running gag in the business to pretend he's insane.
Stevie Richards |
The son of the guy who hotwires my lawnmower says that Stevie Richards wrote the original screenplay to L.A. Confidential
Kip Frey |
Kip Frey actually got the job as WCW Executive Vice President by carrying a cherry in his butt cheeks for a full lap of the Atlanta Braves baseball diamond to the tune of "Oh Come All Ye Faithful", at Ted Turner's birthday party.
Jean Pierre Lafitte |
Jean Pierre Lafitte offered his eye patch to Shawn Michaels which is what led to his burial in WWF.
Jim Cornette |
Jim Cornette once gave Vince Russo a blow job on the promise that Vince would reciprocate, Vince never reciprocated.
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Since nothing was offered, I choose Gary Hart :
Gary Hart is the bastard child of Stu Hart and Larry Cameron. Hercules Hernandez |
Hercules Hernandez was a competent professional wrestler.
TJ Perkins. |
TJ stands for Teresa Jane
Mike Sanders |
Mike Sanders' nickname came from a measurement taken by Hugh Morrus in the WCW PowerPlant.
Paige |
Paige once held up a 7-11 at gunpoint - not for cash but for the latest copy of Star Magazine and dress socks.
Jim Powers |
Jim Powers believes he was the Shawn Michaels of the Young Stallions.
King Kong Bundy. |
King kong bundy : little known fact that he was actually used in the mold for the state puff man in gohstbusters.
Scott hall |
Scott Hall is actually straight edge and his alcoholism is only a gimmick.
Johnny B. Badd |
Vince McMahon actually could have used the Johnny B. Badd gimmick, but he just loved alliteration so much.
Curt Hawkins |
Curt Hawkins has a tattoo of Robocop on his left buttcheek
David Flair |
David Flair has a tattoo of Curt Hawkins on his right buttcheek.
Shannon Moore |
Shannon Moore masturbates to the time he got slapped by CM Punk.
Blackjack Lanza |
Blackjack Lanza secretly fathered Santino Marella and James Ellsworth.
Johnny Ace |
Johnny Ace cheated on the mother of the bella twins with Al Snow's Head and JBL's Hat.
JBL |
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Just Joe. |
Joe's actual last name is Caiafa. But since no one could pronounce his name, let alone spell it, he demanded they call him "Just Joe."
Bill Dundee |
Bill Dundee was actually very tall, but he got one of his legs bitten off by a crocodile while working Australia. He got his other leg modified to match his reconstructed shorter leg and is such a tough son of a bitch he made it work.
Shoichi Funaki |
Shoichi Funaki was the goalie for 1980 U.S. Olympic hockey team
Lord Alfred Hayes |
Alfred Hayes was known to have a large cock but its kess known that he had really tiny balls.
Vince Snr |
Vince McMahon Sr once played swords with Ric Flair. Flair won and told him Vinny, to be the man....wooooo.....you gotta be bigger than the man!!!
David Flair |
David Flair has publically stated that Godfather III was the best of the trilogy.
Helen Hart |
Helen Hart was secretly in love with Bobby Heenan.
Victoria |
Victoria has been arrested multiple times for throwing Domino's Pizza at people in Honda Accords.
Tully Blanchard |
Tully Blanchard was offered a run with the World Heavyweight Title, but he turned it down because he saw more of a long game in running with the Horsemen.
Cesaro |
Cesaro slept with the ring steps' wife, starting their rivalry.
Kendall Windham |
Kendall Windham is the godfather of Dean Ambrose
Molly Holly |
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