Molly Holly's good girl reputation is actually one of the biggest works in wrestling, and it's secretly an ironic rib to keep marks dark about her being one of the more "liberal" women in wrestling.

Billy Gunn

Billy Gunn once petitioned Vince to sign Ed Leslie, to set up a feud between Mr. Ass and the Booty Man.

Diana Hart Smith

Diana Hart Smith to win Pultizer Prize for her Wrestling Romance books.

Dean Malenko.

Dean Malenko was actually Ciclope the whole time. He wore the mask for an extra paycheck.

Villano V

Villano V is actually Villano XXII, but they are selective about which Villanoes they actually count.

Ricardo Rodriguez

ricardo rodriguez is actually a bunch of beavers standing on top of one another, wearing a fat suit.

buff bagwell

Judy Bagwell has actually been the financial backer for TNA for quite some time now.

Sheamus

Sheamus uses cool whip to keep his pale complexion.

Jeff Jarrett

Jeff Jarrett's name spelling catch phrase was invented because he cannot read. His dad taught him his name through the device.

Disco Inferno.

Disco Inferno took up Square Dancing after an unfortunate incident with a ceiling fan cost him his right index finger.

Bob Caudle

Shawn Michaels reported that his main cocaine connection was Bob Caudle

Bruce Hart

bruce hart was repeatedly spit roasted by his younger brothers in childhood, which led to his low self-esteem, which in turn lead to him being the least succesful of the siblings.

greg valentine

Greg Valentine still thinks Bob Caudle and Lance Russel are the same person (and I can't believe no one went with that.)

Big Bully Busick

Big Bully Busick was fired from wwf in 1991 because he was a complete pussy

Anthem Sports and Entertainment

Anthem purchased TNA to simple refurbish it and re-sell it to the WWE as a developmental territory and tape library.

Matt Morgan

Matt Morgan is secretly a 5' 90 lb. weakling in an inflatable muscle suit and stilts.

Morishima

Morishima is actually a Japanese baby that they enlarged and trained to wrestle.

Michael Elgin

Michael Elgin is a hobo who was used in an experiment where his DNA was fused with Scott Norton's.

CP Munk

CP Munk is the Lovechild of Mongo and CM Punk

D-Generation X

Originally, HHH wanted Bart Gunn and Jeff Jarrett to join D-Generation X after WM 14 but both told him where to go and how to get there.

The Gambler

The Gambler was paid a ton of money to stay in WCW as a jobber, because it got out that Vince wanted to sign him and give him a major push right out the gate as a heel. The idea would have been that Ted DiBiase or Jerry Lawler paid him a lot of money to "expose" a fabricated gambling addiction of the top babyface (Bret Hart at the time).

Rhyno

Rhyno will only use a bathroom if the toliet paper holder is to the left when in a seated position.

Austin Idol

Unlike the hair on his head, Austin idols pubes were black - he also had an "ass-fro"

Bret "Hitman" Hart

Bret "The Hitman" Hart was originally supposed to wear black and red, but Owen ribbed him by putting his tights through the wash and they came out pink. Vince liked it and it stuck.

Kevin Thorn

Kevin Thorn turned down the role of Happy Hogan in the 2008 Iron Man movie due to contractual obligations ECW.

High Voltage

Danger! High Voltage was a rib. It was designed to deter viewers from watching a shitty match by two roided up freaks. It worked.

Horace Hogan.

Horace Hogan was a gimmick made up by Kendall Windham to net himself two paychecks.

Professor Tanaka.

Professor Tanaka won "Best Meth Cook in Arizona" 1996, 1997 and 2003.

Viscous and Delicious

Vicious and Delicious were supposed to win the WCW World Tag Team Championship in 17 different occasions, but each time they did, Buff and Norton were gentlemen and passed on the invitation.

Jack Swagger

Jack Swaggers lisp is due to a permanent reaction from doing Soma's with Kevin Nash.

--> Howard Finkle

Howard Fikel sells a drink that helps you have an awesome voice. Mauro Renallo swears by it.

Ted MaGee

It's Tom Magee. He gave Shane what was in the Lockbox Vince won at wm. It was what made Vince think he was the next Hogan. Bret had a good match with him to troll Vince to think he was a good talent.

Matt Bourne.

Evan Bourne's Adoptive father was Matt Bourne

Iron Mike Tenay

Some times I click on this thread and forget it's "this thread" and read the latest rumor and think to myself "Really?"

Mike Tenay got his nickname from knocking out Mike Tyson in a prison fight.

Don Muraco

Don Muraco has a life size picture of Dwayne Johnson on the back of his closet door. Every morning he screams "I'M THE ROCK DAMMIT" and spit's in its face.

Jimmy Hart

Jimmy Hart lent a textbook called "How To Make Theme Songs without really trying" to CFO$. They will not return it.

Sgt. Craig Pitbull Pittman.

Pittman taught Del Rio the cross armbreaker. Del Rio thanked him by breaking his arm with the move.

Mr. Hughes (though I doubt anything made up can top reality with him.)

WWE wanted Chris Jericho to be a gay boytoy and Mr. Hughes was his baby daddy.

The reason why Chris Jericho 's trunks are bedazzled isn't because he is a metrosexual but because he is a homosexual.

Brian Pillman.