Have You Accepted Straight Edge Into Your Life?
 

:wave:

Yes.

Kane tombstones Pete Rose, Vince ends the hosting thing because of this, punishes Kane by taking him out of MITB, Kane gets a proper storyline finally and a newly bald Charles Montgomery Punk wins his 3rd MITB ladder match.

ALL HAIL CM PUNK

i'm drinking a beer right now

One cigarette after another, sup?

I can't wait until Punk goes off on Edge.

"You are definitely not straight edge"

He should bury the fans for being straight edge, but not by choice. You have to accept it willingly

YES

:lol:

So I don't smoke or do drugs. But I do have an occassional drink. Can I be considered "kinda" Straight Edge?

Yes...i wrote the post after rolling a fookin massive joint

I believe though, my saviour will forgive me.

In the name of the Punk, the Serena and The Holy Luke Gallows, Amen

I live in America and im 18 i can due anything (other then drink which i dont do anyway)

Punk bless you Perry Saturn

I dont drink/smoke/do drugs, but Im not straight edge...just a really boring person.

I'm a Quebecer. I drink all the time.

You can be saved though, do you accept Charles Montgomery Punk as your saviour?

I read in Muscle and Fitness, as i jerked myself nude on the toilet, that it is custom in Quebec to eat a plate of Ice on Christmas Day? Can you confirm/deny this?

Well it's not just ice. We put some cheese curds and brown gravy on it first.

In fact, we put that shit on everything. French fries, fruit salad, even spaghetti.

So when is Punk leading his crusade against the holy land because i wanna front row seat

gravy is the fuckin shit man, i cud eat my own cum if it was covered in gravy, and only begrudgingly if it wasn't

Punk is the Holy Land, his chest hair is the path and his unwashed Serena-cum-drenched mouth, surrounded by his gorgeous sexy lips, is the temple of straight edge

Jesus

I really like CM Punk

I think we get it

i am straight edge

I always told my friends I was SxE without realizing it no drink no drugs probably moreso than punk as I dont drink Soda either

And I'm a big consumer of Vanilla Soy Milk

Drugs are just terrific, weed is the best

I don't drink, smoke, or do drugs...but I do use Tylenol PM to sleep...but if Punk personally told me to stop...I would.

No, I haven't and don't plan on it. I'm getting in touch with my inner RVD and taking bowl hits as I post ;)

You sir, are not welcome, you are exactly the kinda addict Punk talks about

Oh actually me too so nice one :y:

I think if Punk asked me to suck his penis, i probably would yeah. Hes so great

Might close this thread as spam

Punk wouldn't approve of us getting in touch with our RVD roots, now would he? :shifty:

Oh well :lol:

i could just play CM Punk's tune all day long and smear my nude body in melted chocolate

More than HBK?

Punk would welcome us when we're finished and he would save us. I can see us all in a jacuzzi in his back yard sharing a big bowl of pepsi and screaming at cars

Never

Not trying to be a dick here, but aren't most wrestling fans "straight edge" by default?

I'm more into Serenna anyways.

We figured that much Shadow