Maryse likes cake
 

BREAKING NEWS from the front page:


– WWE Divas Champion Maryse has posted a blog on her official website (http://www.frenchkissmaryse.com/) saying she eats a piece of chocolate cake every day. “For those who really know me, its NOT a surprise to see me eat a piece of chocolate cake,” she wrote. “I DO have one everyday of my life, its not a lie! After all, french women don’t get fat, soooo yeah, hate me !!!”

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Truly shocking. What developments will this astounding news lead to?

Can anyone say "Pulitzer for journalistic excellence" ?

*horrible attempt at a pun*

She can keep her cake, but I'd like to eat her to:wtf: :shifty:

You know.... the saying, "You can have your cake and eat it to"

I'll shut up now...... :wave:

So what your saying is she has her cake and she eats it too?



Damn I'm so good it's scary

Hate that saying. Of course you are going to eat cake, if you have some. what the fuck else are you going to do with it?

Alternative to eating cake:

http://images.buycostumes.com/mgen/m...iser/17415.jpg

Trade it for ice cream.

WHAT THE FUCK?

Thank you for ruining Maryse's Eating habits, thank you for ruining what would have been my only mark out moment in a year.

WHY THE HELL WOULD YOU TYPE "SPOILERS" WHEN YOU TYPE WHAT THE SPOILER IS RIGHT BESIDE IT!!!!!!!!!

Now I know Maryse likes cake, she is my favourite wrestler, hearing her NOMNOMNOM would have made me mark out so bad, but no, you have to fucking ruin it, couldn't you make the title "Guess who likes cake major spoilers" alone? Seriously man, use your goddam brain. Why mark for spoilers when the spoiler is right beside where you mark for spoilers.

Fuck this shit, you're not the only one who does it, so many people do, i am out of the fucking wrestling forum besides for tipsters until Wrestlemania is over, see you all April fourth.

iknowrite!?

Spoil tag that shiz

It's really quite simple. After you eat the cake, you don't have anymore cake.

I would probably more intrigued if the headline was "Maryse Likes Pie".

Nice!

This much?

Here is what we know:

If: Maryse likes Cake
And: The Cake is a Lie
Then: Maryse likes a Lie?

:shifty:

I bet she likes to fuck too.

i hope ryan clark finds out which other wrestlers eat cake, this is truly the most exciting, gripping story of all time.
ps - fucking everyone likes cake, anyone who doesn't should have their balls/uterus removed

This.

Exactly what I thought when I read it.

I mean, come the fuck on, what's next?

BREAKING NEWS

RANDY ORTON DOESN'T LIKE BEE STINGS.

This just in...

Maryse finds fun... fun.

HOT OFF THE PRESS:

Heartbreak Kid Shawn Michaels enjoys good movies & dislikes bad movies!

Hear the whole story tonight at 11.

Off topic, but since Jeritron closed my thread....

My life is now complete! :D

http://img708.imageshack.us/img708/2752/44049673.png

:rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl:


You totally are trying to ruin this mans street cred. You are kinda a cunt but def. a cunt I'd fondle.:y:

I hate cake. And stay away from my balls.:wtf:

Nah, not trying to ruin him. Just thought it would be funny. And it was to me and all my work mates.

Wish I had workmates that shared similar interests as me :(


Where do you live and work and can you get me a job? :D











jaykay...kinda

Saw her at the last Boston show. She's hott in person. I still like Kelly Kelly though.

Well, you're obviously a commie.

that's enough info for me know that she's marriage material

Any news involving Maryse is fine with me.

Can anyone confirm for me that Jillian Hall enjoys a piece of apple crumble every now and again? Thank you in advance.

I believe Stephanie McMahon eats a good sausage every now and then.

I thought she liked Slim Jims.

I was really wondering how long it would take to get the Portal reference...

She only snapped into one. :shifty:

I wonder what she thinks of pie.

anyone know where I can get a piece of cake, a box, and some string?:D

Wile E Coyote's garage sale

Pourquoi es-tu si belle?
Pourquoi tu bouges comme sa?
Pourquoi tu me fais mal?
Oooh, je me sens tout nu
Ooh Oui
Ooh Oui
Pourquoi tu fais tout ca
Pourquoi tu dis tout ca
Pourquoi tu me fais mal
Ooh Oui
Ooh Oui
Ooh Oui
Ooh Oui
Pourquoi es-tu si belle
Pourquoi tu bouges comme sa
Pourquoi tu me fais mal
Oooh, je me sens tout nu
Ooh Oui
Ooh Oui
Pourquoi tu fais tout ca
Pourquoi tu dis tout ca
Pourquoi tu me fais mal
Ooh Oui
Ooh Oui
Ooh Oui
Ooh Oui