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The "Give Vince Russo Ideas" Thread
People always say "don't give Vince Russo" any ideas. Well, I say it's about time someone did!
Post Vince Russo-esq ideas for TNA storylines/angles/characters in here. |
Jeff Hardy becomes a voodoo witch doctor. He will create dolls of all his opponents and do horrible things to them.
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Awesome Kong vs. Bubba the Love Sponge: Haiti on a Pole Match
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Vic Venom returns with BYTE THIS!
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17-sided ring.
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have him fire himself on live tv. By fire himself I mean terminate his employment and out of a cannon.
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Suicide.
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have him drink "kool-aid" with TNARICK
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Have Shark Boy in a secret love affair with Dixie Carter.
Dixie then gives birth to a killer whale on TNA iMPACT. The whale is trained to wrestle, presumably by The Nasty Boys. Said whale then eats its trainers. |
Caged Diva Knockout Mud Wrestling.
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The 'Kai vs. Daffney in hot, hot, sex.
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Orlando Jordan is a rapist which in turn makes the Beautiful People sympathetic faces.
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live sex celebration with TNARick
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Russo makes Hogan the CEO of TNA and in turn, Jay Lethal is caught plowing Brooke Hogan in the ass.
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Hulk Hogan, X Division Champion
Vince Russo, TNA Champion |
Pull a Conan / Leno thing where Dixie promises Russo a slot on the show and it ends up going to Hogan. Leading to I'm with RoRo and I'm with HoHo chants.
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God looses a no holds barred tag match on a pole by dq
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< insert something about something on a pole match here>
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AJ Styles flips out of the ring and accidentally injures a camera-man. His wife vows revenge as her husband takes a leave of absence to recoup. The feud culminates in a Camera on a Pole Match at "Bound for Glory" between camera man's wife and AJ, Loser must wear a dress for a year, special ref is Dennis Rodman.
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* Scott Hall wins his first World Heavyweight Championship.
* Syxx-Pac wins his first World Heavyweight Championship. * Kevin Nash turns on Eric Young, squashing him, and re-joins "The Band." * The Band's first real feud is with Gregory Helms, Shannon Moore & Jeff Hardy -- another band who want to make a name for themselves. * Vince Russo becomes the centre of the TNA Knockout storylines when he appears on-air and tells the Knockouts that no one takes them seriously, and that they will only compete in lingerie matches and the like. * Nick Hogan is signed and decides he wants to become a wrestler. * Pacman Jones feuds with Consequences Creed because he feels that Creed "took his spot." * AJ Styles actually does go the whole way with his Ric Flair gimmick, and dies his hair blonde. He changes his attire to that of Ric Flair's, and loses all elements of his current persona. * Suicide unmasks to reveal that he is David Arquette -- who is now a former World Heavyweight Champion and X-Division Champion. * Traci Brooks begins a feud with Kazarian because he cheated on her with Lela Star. TNA actually offers her a lot of money to make an in-ring debut with the company. Kazarian helps her beat Brooks, and the Star becomes Frankie's new valet. * A random match concept where the winner either receives a title shot or is fired, all decided by a flip of a coin. * Two random guys are put under the Black Reign and Redrum gimmicks (not Rhodes or Stamboli). * Shark Boy unmasks to reveal that he is Duane Gill and becomes the X-Division Champion. * Samoa Joe reveals that he is somehow pregnant in an attempt to get him on Oprah and gain some publicity for TNA. * Luther Reigns is hired by TNA and given the ring name "Guy Wiese." His gimmick is that he is a 1930's mafioso and he instantly gets a mega-push. |
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lol Jimmy you are so predictable. Just say something as "controversial" as possible. You are such a steaming pile
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Russo books a match between Satan and God. Both no show so they spend 20 minutes showing a poor cartoon of the two fighting with Tenay and Taz commentating. Satan wins. Then the rest of the show is done with fire coming up from the ringposts, stage, announcer's table, and wherever else. While the rest of the show happens everyone's seats will be turned into pitchforks and they are forced to sit on them for the rest of their lives.
(In case you didn't get it, this is also an analogy of what would happen if somehow TNA became THE company) |
In effort to import foreign talent and beef up the Tag Division, Russo hires Siamese Sumo Twins. Controversy Creates Cash as the Special Olympics push to ban the twins, feeling they are being degrated because every match is considered a "Handicap Match."
The negative press gives TNA the extra publicity needed to beat Raw in the ratings. The twins will later turn heel and form a stable with Samoa Joe called "Fat Edge Society." In a twist of irony, TNA will later declare bankrupcy as catering bills get out of hand. http://i46.photobucket.com/albums/f146/ShotzCA/dl2.jpg |
In the yeeeeeaaar 2000!
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