Samoa Joe 'kidnapped' by ninja's!!!!
 

so anyway a while back Samoa Joe was kidnapped and now we see a wierd video package on Impact! showing him talking about a mysterious group known only as 'They' so here's my question where do you see this angle going? I'm seeing something along the lines of a new stable emerging possibly containing Joe or mabe a returning psychotic Joe killing everything in his path

Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles kidnapped him.

You mean "The Foot Clan"

No, the TMNT are turning heel.

Nobody turns heel in the impact zone

Which is why they are shooting remotely.

:rofl:

Biggest heel turn since Hogan.

Ninja Turtles would easily be a bigger deal for TNA than Hogan has been. Even when I was 8, I would also opt for the Ninja Turtles popsicle with gumball eyes. I could have easily bought a Hogan ice cream bar, but I never did.

Bottom line here, TMNT = ratings.

It'll probably be Samoa Joe hearing voices in his head. They council him, they understand, they talk to him.

They TELLLL him things that he should dooooo, they tell him what to dooo to YOUUUUU, they TALK to hiiiiiiim!!!!

Oh man, I remember those.

If the "they" hes talking about are the same guys who shoved him in the van I dunno they're too fat to be ninjas well, successful ninjas anyway.

I'm actually curious to see where this is going though

Samoa Joe sees dead people.

"THEY are coming to get me, I tell you".

Kidnapped by Ninja is what?

You guys are fucking marks. YOU KNOW WHO IT IS:

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I don't know if you were joking or not, Jimmy -- but I can see TNA doing that. :(

If WCW had Robocop, it's not entirely impossible TNA would bring TMNT in.

Teenage Ninja Aardvarks

I see this angle going down the toilet and Joe ruined forever.

Nation of Violence ring a bell?

Prob was The Nastys

SWERVE

Are you a bad enough dude to rescue Samoa Joe?

TNA could turn it into a 16-bit video game. Rescue Joe.

They'd probably have better luck in 2d.

all joking aside joe is doing great by keeping out of view not been backstage at events and seen out in public and only tweeting 'om' since the angle began, maybe this is the start of joe being the monster of tna like back when he joined

Whoever kidnapped him - keep him, please.

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YO! Its the submission machine -- Gonna rock the town without bein seen
Have you ever seen a Samoan Get Down? -- Slammin Jammin to the new swing sound
Yeah, everybody lets move -- Vanilla is here with the new Jack Groove
Gonna rock, and roll this place -- With the power of the Samoan bass
Iceman, ya know Im not playin -- Devistate the show while the Samoans are sayin

Ninja, Ninja, RAP! Ninja, Ninja, RAP!
JOE JOE JOE
Joe Ninja, Joe Ninja, Joe; Joe Ninja, Joe ninja,Joe!
Joe Ninja, Joe Ninja. Joe; Joe Ninja, Joe ninja, Joe!
JOE JOE JOE

I missed the promo on Monday and never heard it mentioned at any point after. What did he say?

I personally have liked Joe's recent air time.....under a minute or not on at all.