STREET FIGHTER FANFIC I WROTE LOOK READ WOW
 

RYU MEETS KEN ON A BEACH DURING A THUNDERSTORM AND KEN'S LIKE, "YOU READY TO GO OLD BUDDY?" AND RYU SAYS, "READY WHEN YOU ARE." AND THEY START FIGHTING AND EVERY TIME THEY HIT EACH OTHER THUNDER STRIKES AND WAVES CRASH AND IT'S FUCKING AWESOME I WISH YOU COULD SEE IT.

THEN KEN'S ABOUT TO UNLEASH HIS SUPERCOOL GURREN SENPU KYAKU ULTRA MOVE BUT SAKURA JUMPS IN BETWEEN THEM AND KEN'S LIKE, "RYU GET YOUR BITCH OUTTA THE WAY, WILL YA!" AND RYU'S LIKE, "HOW ABOUT A THREE WAY?!" AND SAKURA SAYS, "LET'S DO IT THEN!" SO SHE'S ABOUT TO RIP OFF HER TOP BUT CHRIS HANSEN APPEARS AND HE'S LIKE,

"Why don't you two have a seat, right there?"

SO RYU AND KEN GO TO JAIL AND THEY SEE CODY AND HE'S LIKE, "SO WHATCHA IN FOR?" AND KEN SAYS, "FOR BEING AWESOME." RYU'S LIKE, "WHAT ARE YOU IN FOR?" AND CODY SAYS, "FIGHTING IN THE STREETS." AND RYU AND KEN ARE LIKE

:eek: THAT'S ILLEGAL?!?

THEY BREAK OUT OF JAIL TWO YEARS LATER THE END

It's finally happened.

Somebody needs to make a fanfic about Cammy and Chun-Li dyking out.

SO THERE I WAS

BEING M. BISON

WHEN ALL OF A SUDDEN MY COACHES WERE LIKE

"HEY YOU SHOULD WIN MORE"

AND I WAS LIKE

"FUCK YOU"

THEN THEY WERE LIKE

"WELL JUST DON'T DO ANYTHING STUPID, LIKE GET ELECTROCUTED AFTER BEING KICKED INTO A BUNCH OF COMPUTERS IN STREET FIGHTER THE MOVIE"

AND I WAS LIKE

"FUCK YOU, WHERE JEAN CLAUDE VAN DAMM AT?"

IT WAS AWESOME

Kalyx "Hands" Espenson.