How crazy would you have to be...
 

to go to New Jack's wrestling school?

Aside from the fact that you'd be able to pay him in crack, there seemingly wouldn't be any benefit to it.

lol never

Wrestling? LOL

More like how to swing a chair\singapore cane\crowbar in 3 easy lessons.

9am rails on the toilet bowl

this week : head locks and armbars
next week: attempted murder

He would murder you for a hit on a crack pipe.

Clox should go.

This thread is missing something....

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There we go.

The biggest thing I was annoyed by in the Clox match was how they were scared to hit each other. I'd probably be way too physical if I were to have a match after a single day's training because that's what I think would at least make it look like I knew what I was doing. I'm not talking about big moves either, I'm just talking about forearms and chops.

I'd probably be cursing at my opponent really loudly too to make up for any nervous jitters I'd be having.

Damn, if I had a six-pack and enough spare time I'd love to "get in the ring".

probably the last guy that should open a "wrestling" school......

he knows what a school is?

This is exactly what I was thinking when I saw the first post, but Xero beat me to it.

Week after that: Fucking up morbidly obese teenagers who lie their way onto a card

Week Four: Scaffolds
Week Five: Ringposts
Week Six: What you learned in weeks four and five

LOL! His song is hilarious. I must admit though, I loved it when his music would play during his entire match.

I just envision a 25 ft drop resulting in a guitar shot

Week 2: Shanking your opponent

JOURNEY WITH ME INTO THE MIND OF A MANIAC
DOOMED TO BE A KILLA SINCE I CAME OUT THE NUTSACK

best. lyric. ever.

The only wrestling school where the ring is made of balconies.

aside from the auto play, this was the only funny thing in the thread

You're funny.

Natural Born Killa MoFo!

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Gilberto_Melendez this crazy.

I agree New Jack is the Man.

As New jack shows you don't need to know how to do any wrestling moves to be famous.

You just need to:

A) Try and kill multiple people.
B) Say the N word and Fuck a lot.
C) Jump off balconies every match.

Thats what he will teach you at his school...... if he don't try to kill you first.

Maybe this is where Indifferent Clox trains