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The Great Khali is wishing he could get over
CM Punk is addicted to competition
John Cena is slowly but surely learning a new move
Chavo Guerrero is still not Eddie
Scott Hall is three bottles deep in a six pack of NyQuil
John Morrison is turning down another autograph request
Mick Foley is falling off a roof somewhere...in (insert your hometown) *cheap pop*

Miz is awesome

I did this with tweets.

lame

VinceMcMahon is totally unsure of himself.

CurtHennig is dead and LOVING IT!

@kayfabeman you make doves cry when you talk like that

ChrisBenoit is hanging out

there, now that's out of the way

This is what it sounds like.....

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sexy

schlomey is at half mast

For real.

Oh, I thought you were at half mass.

Like, leaving church early cause you want to have sex and / or have explosive diarrhea.

yeah i had to google the phrase cuz i thought i was wrong immediately. Thanks for calling me out on it fucker. :)

I love you my friend.

Though not in a gay way, unless you want me to.

schlomey is mildly retarded.

I have also repped you, to show my forum-y love.

back at ya killer.





moving on....



Matt Stryker is at home working on pop culture references.


Jerry Lawler is avoiding Matt Stryker


Michael Cole is considering screaming out VINTAGE COLE after he masterbates.

:lol:

I find this one hilarious.

Speaking of Wrestlers and social networking sites...... THE IRON SHEIK recently responded to some fan on his twitter with:

@dannylohner where the party. are you the gay or man? are you the real or the fucking pussy? Show me respect or take fucking walk

John Cena wishes he would have eaten that roast beef sandwich before it got fired.

Mickie :drool:

Mickie James is facebook stalking John Cena....err umm...is looking for horseradish sauce.

Psycho Sid is in my easy chair straightening my hair.


Sgt. Slaughter is aging oddly

Bobby The Brain is convinced he could do better than Cole & Lawler with half a mouth


thats all the jokes

I think they went out at one point actually.

McLegend is learning how to take a joke

I took the joke fine, Asshole.

I was merely stating he infact probably did take a bite out of that, damnit.

Chris Masters is loving his pectorals.

Matt Hardy is out of action for a few weeks... maybe its time to check out that Arby's dollar menu

schlomey is stricken with guilt.




Triple H misses the torn meniscus feelin' in the mornin'

Kevin Nash is relaxin'

Syxx Pac is going to @Nash's house to mooch free beerz

Hulk Hogan sometimes wonders if he is more dangerous holding the keys to a company or if his son is more dangerous with keys to a car : /

Sheamus is getting copyrights to FELLA!

Sour grapes?

The Iron Sheik FUCK YOU IN TEH ASS!

And a Jew. How do you get up in the mornings.

So

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