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Invisible Stevie Richards with the Double Hip Toss assist!

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The giant Terminator reached out in an attempt to finish off John Cena once and for all.

Vince'd still make him no-sell the attack.

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When extreme high fives go horribly wrong- Next of Fox!

Cena celebrates the news that he's the company's new "Austin". Carlito celebrates that he still has a job. Both celebrate in the form of a hip toss.

Carlito wasn't sure Cena understood his request to help him get over

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Celebrating his win, Cena runs around the ring pretending to be an airplane! Carlito hooks on for a ride!

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I said suck it! Get your ass down there!

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John Cena and Justin Guarini on the next Dancing With the Stars

I win this thread so far fellas.

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Carlito: "His Time John is Cena"? What the fuck does that even mean?

John: Who knows? I just smile and go along with him.

The cameraman filming what he assumes is the worst gay porno of all time

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Old Spice: For When You Have a Man-Sized Underarm Smell

The camera man is in awe that Cena is performing a half-assed wrestling maneuver.

Okay, changing the pic here!

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Luke Gallows: OH MY GOD! MARK IS EATING PUNKS FOOT!!!!

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Mark: I thought you were straight edge?

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In Soviet WWE, Henry wears red and Punk does the Cossack dance!

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In a last ditch effort to make Mark Henry happy, CM Punk offers his leg so Henry can have a snack.

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CM Punk says NO to Kool-Aid

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My balls, LOOK AT THEM

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CM: FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK!!! gotacrampgotacrampgotacramp!

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And after seeing this botched powerbomb both Holly and Lesnar giggled slightly... then Lesnar are Holly.

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I know Punk is supposed to be an evil leader, but is the Goose-Stepping really necessary?

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Henry: "I thought you were straight edge?"

Punk: "Straight edge just means I don't drink or do drugs you silly goose."

Gallows: "Man, I stopped my gimmick as a retard for this gay shit?"

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Stretching before auditions of the lastest WWE live action play : Swan Lake & Kool-Aid Man

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New picture.

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A Senile Man.</div>
se·nile /ˈsinaɪl, -nɪl, ˈsɛnaɪl/ Show Spelled[see-nahyl, -nil, sen-ahyl]

–adjective
1. showing a decline or deterioration of physical strength or mental functioning, esp. short-term memory and alertness, as a result of old age or disease.

2. of or belonging to old age or aged persons; gerontological; geriatric.

3. Physical Geography. (of topographical features) having been reduced by erosion to a featureless plain that stands everywhere at base level.Compare peneplain.

–noun
4. a senile person.

I'm Ric Flair! The Stylin', profilin', wheelchair riding, jet crawling, WWE HoF ring-stealing, wheelin' n' dealin' son of a gun! WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

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Here is Chelsea modeling the new Spring collection from the TNA fashion line. For every $25 you spend on TNA clothing, you'll get a free washed up wrestler with purchase! Order now!

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Chelsea: "God I wish this old fucker would get a hoveround."

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Next

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I fucked Nigel McGuinness to get THIS job!?

:shifty:

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Hogan gives his reaction to the fans wanting him to fucking go away and never come back to TNA.