Who would you rather bang? (or possibly be banged by)
 

If you had to, who would you rather spend a night with, Chyna when he was in her "prime" (steriod pumped, basically Chris Masters with longer hair), or Awsome Kong?

http://www.wrestlingtradingcards.com...auto_chyna.jpg

http://www.thewrestlingpost.com/imag...esome-kong.jpg

Chyna would be like having sex with a handsome Lou Ferrigno. Awesome Kong would be about as bad as humping a couch.

Chris Masters with tits or Viscera <s>with tits</s>?

Chyna FTW.

Though I hear Awesome Kong give good snoo snoo

Chyna puts me off in a "she'd make me the woman" type of way. And I'm bi AND a bottom.

Plus Kong isn't bad out of gimmick:

http://i55.photobucket.com/albums/g1...4B45587FC5.jpg

So Kong.

Chyna out of gimmick (on the left, no idea who's on the right):

http://i55.photobucket.com/albums/g1...yna_alexis.jpg

Chyna isn't out of gimmick. She's been repackaged as a drunk.

You think that isn't bad?

Yeah.

what about nicole bass?

http://www.mvpfitness.com.au/images/nicole%20bass.jpg

blah........... FTW

I still maintain there is no freaking way Nicole Bass was a woman! I mean cmon:-
http://www.nicolebass.com/free/pics/...1/nicol144.jpg

http://www.nicolebass.com/free/pics/...1/nb020893.jpg

Found a pic of Nicole Bass out of character:

http://i55.photobucket.com/albums/g1...eleb-khali.jpg

She's in the pink.

Awesome Kong reminds me too much of Whoopi Goldberg. But she looks good in that pink. How old is that pic?

No idea, it's from her Twitter account.

Chyna looks like a man. I'd go for Awesome Kong for sure, because she's a regular fat chick, nothing hideous like Chyna. Kong looks okay in that pic in the pink above.

is another option hacking off my penis with an axe?

wow is that really Kong? if so I retract my vote for Chyna

Wow, I've never seen Kong out of character and I gotta say not horrible, (then again I've seen pics of Mickie Knuckles and ODB in "regular clothes" and I would buy them a beer at a bar) I gotta rethink my decision now

Not that it matters but that's Alexis Arquette on the right(yes he/she is a member of those Arquettes)

So at least she's wrestling related.

What the heck is Chyna doing in that pic? She is dressed like a retard.

I don't trust that pic, look at the photo gallery on her official website. she is still super nasty.

http://awesomekong.tv/photo-gallery/

http://www.redhotdivas.com/gallery/a...springkong.jpg

Those might be the only two women in the world that I'd go gay for. My penis has been too good to me to deserve to be placed in either one of those swamp donkies.

Make it 3, read the whole thread :naughty:

Tough choice. Kong seems like she'd be more fun to talk to before/afterwards, though, and she seems significantly less likely to bite my dick off.

I actually liked Chyna back then. The post-WWF Joanie is kinda disgusting to me now. And even though I like female bodybuilders, I wouldn't fuck Bass is you paid me.

This thread has put me off my lunch. :nono:

I can't believe this thread is this long... Some of you kids probably need to go out and get some sun... Damn!

It'd be longer but...It's cold out.

Death.

Well you're either gay with Chyna or hogging with Kong.

I'd rather just go hogging

I'd rather be in Chyna