Things that could be said about wrestling, but sound bizarre outside of it
 

You know, stuff that we talk about all the time like it's nothing, but if someone who didn't watch/get wrestling read it they'd go "WTF".

This thread reminded me of something completely random that has nothing to do with it. I have heard Goldust's theme used in a commercial for Univision (spanish TV network) and Ahmed Johnson's theme music in a prono

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... somehow not sexy, but luckily Ahmed wasnt in it :shifty:

How about a man rising from the dead multiple times?

"Hey, did you catch those two oiled-up guys going for it last night? Man, the muscles on those dudes."
"Yeah, I was so excited I wanted to jump right in and join them."
"What about the noise that guy was making. Christ he was taking a pounding from that dude. I mean, how BIG IS THAT GUY?"
"Yeah, split him wide open."
"Haha, now that's what I call a SPINEBUSTER."

"I hope he goes over. He needs the rub"

Double team

He was ALL OVER that guy!

"I met Y2J and he was in total kayfabe, I marked out cause I'm a jerichoholic."

about 99% of things wrestling fans say.

"He gave him a facebuster for the finish"

"Vince screwed Bret."

Does that count?

(S)marks?

"... so he bonked him on the head with a bedpan, shocked him with the defibrelator gimmick and gave him an enema!"

:shifty:

John Cena would not sell for Miz.

Man, did you hear the response you got at your surprise birthday party? Dude you are SO over.

Wondering why SD still resorts to using canned heat.

A man asking the crowd if they wanted head..

"Jeff Harvey with the Elevated Dick!"