So you meet your favorite wrestler of all time
 

alive or dead, what do you say to him? What questions do you have to ask?

When I first met Chris Jericho, I asked him if he was going to jump to WWF or not. He said something to the effect of "I dunno man, anything can happen".

He did end up doing it, for the record.

"So all that stuff Steph said on Howard Stern, about her liking hardcore sex, is it true?"

really? i always wondered what became of good old jericho

"Hey Cena, what does Vince's cock taste like?"

Funnier than that is the fact that you just implied John Cena is your favorite wrestler of all time. Shame on you.

1998 at a Kroger autograph signing. I went to a WCW house show later that night (with second row seats!) and he wasn't even on the card. The Nitro Girls and that stupid DJ were there, though.

How awkward. I'd ask Taz if he really had an orgasm after being suplexed. Or Miz if he wants to go out for Taco Bell.

I'd have to ask The Rock what in the blue hell is wrong with him for not coming back more often.

I'd ask why he divorced his wife.

I'd say "Please tell me it was serious brain damage or you were framed or something"

True, I always thought she was pretty hot too.

I dunno what I'd ask Jericho, but I'd ask Savage if the rumors were true.

Stephanie'd deny it.

I'd meet Kurt Angle.

Alive, I'd ask him "So, when you gonna give up on this TNA thing?"

Dead, I'd ask him "DUDE HOW THE HELL ARE YOU HERE?! IS THIS THE ZOMBIE APOCALYPSE?!"

Alive: "Why don't you just go murder your family and hang yourself you bastard?"

Dead: "You know I was kidding right?"

"So how do you like hanging around here? I hear it's pretty hot all year round."

I met a lot of wrestlers, and this isn't my favorite wrestler, but I like the story. We were at this restaurant where some of them used to hang out after shows in Chicago. It was the night of Cena's debut, and Lance Storm, Edge, and Hurricane were outside. And some random japanese dude too, that we thought was Funaki. We went up to him and asked him for a picture but in perfect English said "I'm not Funaki."

A few months later, same place after a house show, Lance Storm walks in with my actual favorite wrestler, Christian. They were cool, signed all our stuff...and Lance Storm than says "Alright, have a nice day. Hey, isn't that Funaki over there?" Then he busted out laughing. I can't believe he remembered that. With all the traveling they do, he remembered us from 2 months earlier mistaking someone for Funaki.

LOL, that's awesome.

I actually have gotten a chance to meet my favorite of all time, Austin. I basically told him that even though he has probably heard it before, he was the reason I started watching wrestling.

The other 2 I would really want to meet that I havent yet would be Shawn and Orton. And who knows what the hell I would say cus I would probably forget it by the time I got to meet them anyways.

To Chris Jericho: My name's Chris, too!

Though he's probably heard it a million times by now.

If I met Taker (my all-time favorite) I'd thank him for the years he's put in over the years and what he's put his body through.

I have a lot of respect for all wrestlers, honestly.

Okay, most. Not a lot for New Jack, Mass Transit, Clox...

What are your thoughts of being in the TPWW Better Wrestler Hall of Fame?

lol when I was going to meet Jericho but didn't (went to RAW instead) I was going to ask him if he supports a Tazz Dan Moderation.

Alive: How sucky was it to make out with Vickie on national TV?

Dead: Why did you let Vince talk you into descending form the rafters?

MC asked (for a friend) Cody Rhodes why Legacy doesn't like pants. He said her friend needs to stop thinking about their pants so much.

I have met Taker, Kane, HHH, and Big Show
if I was ever to meet:

Christian- "I just want you to know I am TPWW's #1 Peep"

Orton- "Please don't RKO me"

Sheamus- "I like watching you on tv fella"

I'd want Sheamus to sign something to me:

"To my biggest Fella.

Your Fella,
Sheamus Fella"

that would be awesome fella

Maybe you can get a lock of his hair or moustache too. I'd be jealous...fella.

I thought Mass Transit technically wasn't a wrestler. Didn't he lie about being trained to get into ECW or something like that?

Well neither is Clox.

"How does it feel to look exactly like Philadelphia Phillies Right Fielder Jayson Werth?"

I'd prolly just tell him he was my hero when I was 5 and still is the fuckin man.

i actully met lex luger a few times my cuz played basketball with his son in high school and he let ma cuz borrow his denali for prom and homecoming but when i first met him i wanted to ask him where sting was(seeing they are best friends)but he was so damn big den i was in awwww like iam standing in lex lugers kitchen

great post

i also wanted to ask him wat he was taken so i can get dat big ;):lol:

Want some coke?

99% of wrestlers fall into that category.