If *blank* Wasn't Dead....
 

If _______________ wasn't dead what would he be doing, career wise, RIGHT NOW?

Come on, guy.

If Chris Benoit weren't dead he'd be rotting in jail for double homicide.

hanging out in the gym... someone was going to say it anyways

Maybe he and Dean would be training the new talent

What's wrong with the thread ?

it's back open!

Besides the first responses being about Chris Benoit's actual death, I guess not a ton. Just didn't see it getting any better.

if hennig wasn't dead he'd be retired
if hawk wasn't dead he'd be retired
if king kong bundy wasn't dead he'd be retired
if yokozuna wasn't dead he'd be retired

I'm glad we're back open for that.

King Kong Bundy isn't even dead, what the fuck?

well there you go, he's retired then

If Owen wasnt dead he'd be wrestling Bret this Sunday at Over the Limit on the 11th anniversary of his not death.

if benoit wasn't dead he would be on Smackdown and feuding with Drew McIntire over the IC title.


If Rick Rude wasn't dead he would probably be GM.

If Eddie wasn't dead he would be gearing up for his Flair-esque retirement at the next Wrestlemania.

:y:

If Eddie wasn't dead people would be complaining that he's stale.

Now that this thread is back open I will make this hilarious comment
 

If ____________ wasn't dead he'd be clawing at the inside of his coffin.

Or maybe he'd be in TNA competing as Freddy Borrero.

I should create a forum for all the smart thoughtful posters....like..............________________

If Umaga wasn't dead he'd probably be wrestling in TNA as Somoa Joe's brother or something.

lol what @ this thread

He fibs, he swindles, he burgles

If Eddie wasn't dead, Chavo wouldn't have had to put up with all that Hornswaggle bullshit

if eddie wasn't dead I would not have had to see Edge and Vickie make out on my television.

If Test wasn't dead, he'd probably be in TNA wrestling with Matt Morgan.

If the Big Bossman wasn't dead he'd probably be running his own private security company.

If the Brittish Bulldog wasn't dead, he'd probably be whooping on his son for being so horrible.

If Benoit wasn't dead people would be complaining that he's stale.

The Supreme Joke Machine.

If Andre the Giant wasn't dead, Hogan would have gotten TNA to rent out the pontiac silverdome and sign him so he could bodyslam him again to relive the memories minus the 90,000 screaming hulkamaniacs, brother.

Maybe not, but he would have also been released a long time ago.

If Owen Hart wasn't dead he'd be either training new talent in FCW or a road agent

If Eddie wasn't dead there would be no EXCUSE ME!!!!!!! he'd be champion as planned and making new stars.

If Test wasn't dead he'd come out of retirement and go to TNA

If Benoit wasn't dead he'd be using a 'mentor' gimmick.

If Umaga wasn't dead he'd be in back in WWE as planned and suspended for his Wellness Policy thingybob.

If Rude and Hennig wasn't dead both of them will have legends deal.

If Andre wasn't dead idk what he would do now...Legends' deal, manage a giant who knows?

If Louie Spicolli wasn't dead he'd be pushed for the US or TV title in WCW.

If "Pegasus Kid/Wild Pegasus" Chris Benoit wasn't dead, he'll return to New Japan and win the IWGP Heavyweight Championship.

If "Black Tiger II" Eddie Guerrero wasn't dead, he would keep Vickie in line.

If Shinya Hashimoto wasn't dead, he'll return to New Japan and have a Strong Style feud with Shinsuke Nakamura.

If Giant Baba wasn't dead, he'll prevent the NOAH split from All Japan.

If "Tiger Mask II" Mitsuharu Misawa wasn't dead, he'll take time off to heal from his injuries.

If "Blue Blazer" Owen Hart wasn't dead, he would've joined Jeff Jarrett and Bret Hart to WCW.

If those wrestlers weren't dead they'd be alive

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If Yokozuna wasn't dead he would be under legends contract & would have Bonsai Dropped Chris Jericho at Wrestlemania 24

:shifty:

If Bobby Duncan Jr. wasn't dead he'd be an award-winning country musician.

:shifty:

If Mr. Perfect wasn't dead he would come back and manage Dolph Ziggler

If Crash Holly werent dead he'd be the TNA Champ