Who makes "better" crappy movies Hogan or Cena?
 

Both of these wrestlers have made some pretty horrible movies but who's movies would you rather watch Hogan's or Cena? Do you prefer No Hold's Barred to The Marine? Would you rather watch 12 Rounds or Mr. Nanny? I gotta go with Hogan personally. The cheese factor of his movies make them watchable.

hogan's at the very least have a nostalgia factor

12 Rounds was a good movie, only reason you hate on it is because of Cena.

Hogan's have a better range, whereas Cena has only played 'Cop who gets pissed when his wife goes missing'.

Hogan FTW

Suburban Commando isn't even a crappy movie. Come on now.

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I WAS FROZEN TODAY!

This scene made me want to drink anti-freeze as a child. Also because it looked like Ecto Cooler.

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ANTIFREEZE!

Edit: Thed beat me to it. :'(

Ha ha ha ha ha.

I did not end up drinking anti-freeze so I don't know if it actually has those properties.

From Yahoo Answers:
Drinking: Symptoms of ethylene glycol poisoning (usually) follow a three-step progression

Stage 1: Neurological symptoms. Victim appears intoxicated, exhibits symptoms such as dizziness, headaches, slurred speech, and confusion. Over time, the body metabolizes ethylene glycol into other toxins, it is first metabolized to glycolaldehyde, which is then oxidized to glycolic acid, glyoxylic acid, and finally oxalic acid.- All toxic.

Stage 2: The result of accumulation of these metabolites and consists of tachycardia (rapid heartbeat), hypertension (high blood pressure), hyperventilation (overbreathing), and metabolic acidosis (acidic blood pH, which can kill you).

Stage 3: The result of kidney injury, leading to acute kidney failure. Oxalic acid reacts with calcium and forms calcium oxalate crystals (quickly-formed kidney stones) in the kidneys. This leads to renal failure, as the kidneys are cemented shut, and toxins can't be removed from the bloodstream. Add yout bloodstream slowly becoming quite acidic (metabolic acidosis), you will eventually die. Painfully.

Inhalation: I've never seen any information that sniffing antifreeze does anything at all. It does evaporate, so one would think the vapors would cause significant lung damage. Also, antifreeze is almost always denatured with bad-tasting chemicals that are meant to prevent animals from drinking it (as it normally tastes sweet, and animals love it). These chemicals could be any of a hundred commonly used in industry, most are toxic, and may also present problems if inhaled.

Either way, it's not something you want in your body in any shape or form. Period.

I guess if it's between that and being frozen today I would have to pick being frozen today.

I DIED TODAY

vs

I WAS FROZEN TODAY

Actually being frozen would kill you too

but this is Hogans parade I dont wanna rain on it.

I actually liked The Ultimate Weapon.... so Hogan gets my vote

I am a big fan of both Cena and Hogan. Cena's movies are better as I personally found 12 Rounds to be good and the Marine isn't as bad as people make it out to be. Just like the Condemned, people make fun of it all the time and it was actually really awesome. I like Mr. Nanny of Hogan's movies and No Holds Barred is cheesy but not bad, I mean it is an 80s movie haha. Suburban Commando features the Survivor Series 1991, Tuesday in Texas and Judgment Day 2002 main event since The Undertaker is in that as well.

When I read the post, I thought I made it.

Yet everyone take's it seriously in this one..

It's just as lame as mine..

I must be that GOOD that it throws people off so well..

Damn.. Its bliss to be THIS!

The Fan - P.S. Hogan was badass in that TV Show, Days of Thunder.

Could CENA really do a TV show weekly?

Look Boys & Girls... It's BUBBLE BOY!
 

Woah.. Hell of a Napoleon Dynamite feeling just came over me.

Do you beat off to these movies too? "haha" Yeah.. I just said it.
I went that far.


Did you like Highlander with Edge also? Neat huh?

You don't need to respond as I'm sure your probably busy watching reruns of 7th Heaven or something...

Just wanted to EXPLOIT you for the fool that you are.

You're almost to my LEVEL and I'm certain if you keep posting, you can get to my level and maybe even topple the King, Tyler Killer.

Good Luck in your PURSUIT!

The Fan

P.S. - Fuck You.

No Holds Barred is a timeless classic, you son of a bitch.

The Rock

Someone mention 'The Rock'? :wtf:

My Rock-dar just pinged.

Cena, I mean, at least he can actually move.

In all fairness, The Marine and 12 Rounds weren't terrible. They were far from great etc, but I could watch them again if I had to.

Hogans films were just awful. Mr. Nanny?! High Noon at Mega Mountain?! :nono:

High Noon at Mega Mountain was a cult classic for children.

Cena has yet to make any notable child movies.

Except for the ones the feds are investigating.

I honestly don't care either way.

Is Mysterio alleged to have starred in any of those? :shifty:

:rofl:

I'm actually upset that No Holds Barred is never on TV.

Hogan easily does anyone else recall Undertaker being the baddy in that Suburban Commando movie?

Not that Hogan is any good, but I saw 12 Rounds last summer and I thought Cena was a pretty bad actor. The delivery of his lines were just poor.