So you wake up with amazing strength and dexterity
 

and the kind of reflexes that only come from years and years of training in the Hart Dungeon. All of these factors combined guarantee you a spot in professional wrestling. What do you do? Where do you go? Why?

UFC. because fuck carnies, that's why.

I would put on a mask and wrestle in indy shows for some quick cash. After another steller win I would witness a robbery but do nothing because I've become too full of myself and not see it as my problem. But on the way home I find out that my uncle has been killed by the very robber I let get away. I would then devote my abilities to defending my city as a masked superhero... But that's just me.

I hear Randy Savage once fought a guy in an indy fed who did something similar to that.

Really? I think you might be correct about that sir.:lol:

I'd go to WCW. :shifty:

But...

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TNA because Hulkamanias there and Dixie is super nice. I would then hope to be remade in Hogan's image like Abyss because that is obviously the way to the top.

I'd go to TNA to fuck Velvet Sky and Madison Rayne.

lol... can't argue that logic

WWE...for the same reason I go to live events...Layla.

start in the indies and work my way up.

go to Japan and hone my craft for a few years then come to the states and join WWE

this

I'd rather stay in Japan for the long run. They appreciate wrestling talent more over there.

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Pretty much a roadmap for what I'd do... :shifty:

I'd become Superman. aka Adam Evans.

I get dissected by the government as they try to figure out the cause, and if they can replicate it.

Superheroes don't get paid though, that's a bad choice.

Not in cash, but I'm sure I'd get free food, lodging, and access to women. That's all a man needs.

:y: The first thing you've said that I agree with.

to wrestle my nemesis: DESTOR

:wtf: Please tell me you know how gay that sounds

You got a guy with a mop as your photo and you're proclaiming that he's still alive and YOU/RE judging my sexuality.

I think you've danced with too many mops in your time.

So stop trolling and come up with actual information to the topic in hand or shut the fuck up, k thanks!

Train under Erik Paulson for a few years in the CSW dojo. Maybe try to get some more experience under William Regal.

Then go into MMA and wreck motherfuckers left and right with Submissions they have never seen before.

Marry a celebrity and get hotshotted to NXT.

The only thing is the guy with the mop (who is actually alive) wasnt a jobber, and actually had talent

You're right. Instead, he was a white Mike Tyson who danced with cleaning supplies and dreamed of being a janitor and marrying the equipment, but being the bridge instead of the groom.

The only guy who can pull off a dress is RODMAN.

Perry Saturn had talent? Where'd it go? Even Hall, a drunk, can keep himself known and relevant.

Saturn is off on a farm in Iowa and has eaten one too many BUFFETS.

Had talent my ASS. If he had talent, he'd be called back for interviews, guest appearances, or for merchandise.

This dude was a HAS BEEN. Ran in the shadow of Raven.

Adam Evans might not be a complete star yet, but that's why he's in FCW training his ass off.

In 2009, He was only 22 years old and he wrestled on ECW vs Ricky Ortiz... Can't get better than that... SO STFU!

K Thanks

So what your saying wrestling Ricky Ortiz is the height of one's career?

SATURN IS A HERO U FAGGIT TROLL

HE TOOK BULLETS IN THE NECK TO STOP A RAPE

WTF HAS ADAM EVANS EVER DONE?

Shot someone after someone stopped him from raping someone :shifty:

:rofl:

<font color=goldenrod>Apparently Adam Evans jobbed in Deuce 'n Domino's 2nd ever match. If you'd like to see him get the shit kicked out of him (and since he is represented by a terrible poster, we all do)...go ahead and watch:

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lol @ him not even trying to mask the fact that he was shielding his mouth WAY before getting cracked in the mouth</font>

I'd wrestle my way to the Top of ECW, while honing my striking skills, and learnign Jiu Jitsu. I would headline some PPV's after the Draft, then go to TNA for five months before signing with Strikeforce only to eventually make it to UFC

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Adam Evans is a very efficient troll also possibly a sock. Someone has to stop him.

[Looks to Juan]