Swiss's June Caption thread
 

In honor of my car being stolen...

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Disgraced after a drug scandal ruined his professional wrestling career, John Cena is hired as a model for a Lowrider magazine.

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"Lie, Cheat, Steal" won over "Hustle, Loyalty, Respect" finally

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You all think John Cena is posing infront of a car, but little do you know that this picture was actually taken milliseconds before John Cena was fatally mowed down by an Anti-Cena Fan.

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Cena: DeathToTheSwiss, we just PIMPED YO RIDE!!!!!

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Yo dawg, I heard you like to be a WWE superstar. So we put a ring in your car so that you can wrestle while you drive.

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Cena: I park right next to stop signs, dawg. Right in the middle of the fliggity street, yo.

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Hi folks, I'm John Cena and I'm here to let you know that i sell cars better than i sell moves. So come on down and get a great deal at the Cenation Auto Station on Oak Road!

this made me laugh :lol:

Can't get better than that!

Unfortunately Cena no-sold his death.

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Nigga stole my car

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Jeff: Okokokokokokok.... ok... ok....... ok..... You were driving. We'll tell... okokokokokok... We'll tell everyone you were driving. And I was def not high on pur... okokokokokok... I was not high on purpose.... Matt spiked my... lol Spike... Brownies....

Beth: I think my nose is broken....

Jeff: lol... "Nose" is a funny word. Nosenosenosenosenosenose...

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Just found out who stole Swiss's car.

Peter Griffin: Remember that time I lost all that weight from using heroin and coke?

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You'd be in a hurry to if you were in TNA.

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Here we can see Clox attempt a Mexican Surfboard.

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Here we see pictures from the infamous power line match. First person to touch the power lines wins.

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"Holy fuck, they really made you have an on-screen relationship with an old woman?"
"I don't want to talk about it, dawg."

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Atlas: OMG!! It's the Predator!!!
Henry: Not this again...

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I tried to tell you I can't drive when I'm on 8 different narcotics, smoking a blunt, and doing dirty things to you. Wow I am so freaking high. Hey, here comes Matt. I'll tell him he's never been a world champion and he'll burn it. It's ok, the insurance will pay for it.

(This pic should so totally still be the topic. It's a freaking gold mine.)

All pics in this thread are captionable.

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Nick Hogan's been on the road again...

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A Swiss stole your image.

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RVD: I Miracle Grow my grass. My shit's better than Willie Nelson's.
or
RVD: Wanna get high?
or
RVD: I can so totally afford the good shit, duuuude. I got plenty of money for pot cause I live in a van down by the river. :shifty:

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Jeff (into his phone): Duuude.. Yeah I know I haven't even been gone five minutes... I'm so high I couldn't help it. Can I come back and sleep in the passenger seat?

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Striker: So what are you going to do now?
Danielson: Well I'm... *looks at Striker's chest*.... You're not wearing a tie.... GOD DAMMIT! *storms off*

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Striker - Daniel, I want you to spit in Cena's face and strangle that weird ring announcer guy who talks without moving his head. Got that?

Bryan - Got it.

Striker - :naughty:

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Coming Soon - The Final Hardy Destination!

Jeff Hardy cheats death and jailtime - but how long before it catches up with him?

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Rikishi was once again, doing it for The Rock - this time with help from Bumblebee.

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From the makers of Brokeback Mountain and Gone in 60 Seconds...

The Bi and the Curious

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Director - We're live Rob.....

RVD - Dude.

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Ryan Clark came clean at last.

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Atlas - Holy cow, it's me from the past. Here take this WWE Almanac, it tells the results of all WWE matches til 2020!

Henry - Hornswoggle over Henry in 4 seconds?

Atlas - The manure, I remember that!