Vince McMahon hurt? (In real life)
 

Source: The Wrestling Observer Newsletter

WWE Chairman Vince McMahon showed up at WWE’s television tapings this past week with two black eyes and a cut over one eye that went to his forehead.

Nobody seemed to know what happened. Everyone was talking about it privately, but as you can imagine, nobody wanted to be overheard speculating about how Vince got so banged up.

Vince never addressed the situation publicly and if he did tell anybody what happened – they’re not talking about it.

Our source says it looked like Vince got into a fight or car accident. Most figured he was in an accident, because if it were a fight, it would be hard to keep that quiet.

This is what really happened:
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Linda turned heel.

So Linda Kicked his ass? :lol:

Two black eyes and a gash across his forehead?

Those damn nxt rookies. :mad:

It was a "motorcycle accident".

Linda is behind NXT Sea 1 going nuts, she must've unleashed them on Vince.

Looks like there is a new Higher Power controlling the rookies. 1st they invaded RAW, then FCW, and now beat up Mr McMahon.

I still say Jericho is somehow involved in all of this.

nope, it's fucking Muhammad Hassan

pissed off about his quick end.

The return of Nailz

1 to many Stone Cold Stunners

It's Edge! Truly, the ultimate opportunist!

He fell down the stairs.

And then ran into a door.

uhhhh, he got hit by a softball? yeah....that's it

This would have never happened if he had one of these.
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All because he was trying to escape the icy stare of Steve Blackman.

Did Danielson kick his fucking head in?

Maybe he had a run-in with Macaulay Caulkin...:shifty:

Sometimes you write "lol" just to signify something was funny. In this case when I say lol, I truly did lol.

Aurora Rose Levesque got pissed she isn't already Women's champ.

*Vince and Linda are in bed together when Vince
suddenly comes up with a new storyline*

Vince: I've got it

Linda: Got what?

*Vince puts on some make up to make him look beaten up*

Vince: A divorce

The Undertaker caught up eventually:
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