Notable Quotes
 

“I'm coming up on my 20th year, and I've definitely had some injuries that have shortened my career. That's part of the reason I bought up here — we want to retire and listen to the wind in the trees, and we want to do it fairly soon. I may have two more years. With each injury, it's harder and harder to come back.” -Edge

"Well, here's the thing. A lot of the internet and the wrestling fans get worked up with certain people, saying how a guy like Cena sucks and that's fine. It's their right to do so, they bought their ticket, they can do what they want but they don't know the guy. As I said earlier, John's one of the nicest people I've ever met in my life period but a lot of people crap all over him. If creative didn't worry so much about doing their scripted interviews and just took a little time with people outside of the ring, showed the fans who we all are, it'd be interesting and it'd get the boys over. You watch me on a show and you just see me wrestle. You draw your own conclusion. If you were to spend ten minutes with me backstage or at home, you'd have a different opinion. They should open that door and make it more real. It'd be something the fans would enjoy, especially since everything on TV seems to be about reality stuff now anyways." -Hardcore Holly

"My dad was an alcoholic and my parents…we didn’t have any money and I grew up really poor. I watched them spend all of their money on cartons of cigarettes and stuff like that and I didn’t understand how if we were broke and we couldn’t afford Christmas presents, why could you smoke all of those cigarettes? It’s not like they are making you better…they are killing you. It seemed real idiotic to me." -CM Punk

"Inside and outside of the ring, what you see is what you get. I’m not trying to be something I’m not. I’m not trying to lie to the people or be fake. I’m not trying to be some crazy, outlandish character. I’m real and they appreciate that. Everything I say, it comes from the heart. It’s all real." -CM Punk

"Does it bother me when some former WWE talents bad mouth me in 'shoot' interviews? Not really. Disgruntled talents in the world of sports and entertainment are a dime a dozen. I will readily admit that I was not perfect... in a job where one could never make every one happy but it's not my fault that guys who made big money did not save it, pay their taxes or act like responsible adults. When one hears the proverbial 'shoot interviews' and people go on their manufactured, soap boxes and take pot shots at a variety of people or, even more ridiculously, take credit for other's successes in a manner where the disgruntled, self promoting underachievers are almost breaking their arms patting themselves on the back, then I suggest that you take most of what they rant about with a grain of salt. Most are trying to regain relevancy and to sell a DVD to justify a pay day." -Jim Ross

Post any that you've read or heard.......

"WOO WOO WOO" - Zack Ryder

"What's good in the hood? Keep it up...my nigga!!!" -Vince McMahon to John Cena

"Go back to that crappy little indy in Chicago" - JBL to CM Punk

I remember that one. Total classic.

''I ruptured a disc which fragmented into my spinal column''. -Chris Benoit

"Streamers & Kazoos Rock! Long live the Stream!" - Edge "Long Live the Zoo!" - Christian... And...
"Hey! That's My Chicken Suit!" - Kurt Angle

I was gonna suggest ''I am not a nugget!'' - Owen Hart but Martha would sue me.

Cant believe no one has the original Austin 3:16 quote up here yet.

"...and those turnbuckles aren't made of chocolate, folks" - JR again

YIP YIP YIP
WHAT IT DO

- some jobber

"How do you learn to fall of a 20 foot ladder" - Jim Ross

"Yes sir we promised you a great main event"

"Ray Charles died today. There's talk of putting Ronald Reagans big head on ten dollar bills, but I'd much rather reach into my wallet and see a smiling Ray Charles looking back at me. What the hell did Reagan ever do besides fuel a cold war? Stupid republicans. Ray Charles kicked heroins ass, overcame poverty, and even though he was blind, became one of the best piano players in the world. The guy had soul. The fucker even knew when that little black kid was trying to steal a guitar from off his wall in blues brothers! Reagan never did shit like that. This proves my theory that Ray Charles was really Daredevil. Ben Affleck is a pussy. Where's the multi state c-span 24 hour weird mass viewing funeral for a talented musician? Ah fuck it, I've gone off on another tangent." - CM Punk


Ian: CM Punk's opponent will be...
Punk: No whammies, No whammies, No whammies, No whammies--
Ian: The American Dragon Bryan Danielson!
Punk: NO! THAT'S A FUCKIN' WHAMMY!

"What? Jeff Hardy and HBK think they're so COOOOOL because girls scream every time they take their shirts off? Girls have been screaming FOR YEARS when I take my shirt off!"

- Chris Jericho

this is pretty notable:

http://vinceandlinda.ytmnd.com/

"Jerry Lawler walks in here with his crown - DA DA DUM - Imperial Margerine - and talks about what he's going to do to me. Lawler, if you think you're going to beat me, if you think you can do ANYTHING to me, than you really are the king. King of FOOLS, jack!!" -- Roddy Piper

"Grrrr I'm intense and want respect, because I have honor"
Every single ROH promo.

Did you just come back to this site to troll the wrestling forum? Seriously, that's the only thing you ever do. You don't like indy wrestling. We get it.

I won a gold medal with a broken freakin' neck! - Kurt Angle

But THIS IS WRESTLING!!!

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Triple H - "Oh Shit, I tore my quad again!!!"

"No." - Tyson Tomko.

"HUH?!" - Scott Steiner

"Pass me the FUCKING mic!!" Scott Steiner's first line when returning to WWE.

Natalya - Mess with the best you go down with the rest (followed by her maniacal laughter)

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Money isn't everything... it's the ONLY thing! Everyone's got a price.

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JR gets so much shit for that one, and I don't understand it. I mean, of course the turnbuckles aren't made of chocolate, but it's just a dressed up way of saying "That's hurting him, folks."

Awesome.

This quote makes me want to see the WWE do some sort of NXT-like concept with former WWE Superstars trying to win back contracts. Even if some of them were just signed on for short-term deals. One last chance to impress. You could have a cast of Charlie Haas, Hardcore Holly, Shelton Benjamin, Steve Blackman, Val Venis and those sort of guys.

“You could do a double back-somersault and disappear up your own arse and you won’t even get a flinch out of them” - Davey Boy Smith on the Toronto wrestling fans (Wade Keller shoot, January 1993)


“Was there any HGH around (in the WWF)?” – Wade Keller
“What’s (HGH)?... I’ve never seen anybody take that.” – Davey Boy Smith – January 1993, one month after reportedly being fired by the WWF, along with Ultimate Warrior, for receiving shipments of HGH from the UK.

"I don't think that McMahon thinks very much about the fact that J.R and I have been successful. I don't think that McMahon thinks the wrestling announcers really have that much to contribute the show." -Jerry Lawler (presumably after JR was moved from Raw to Smackdown)