How To Be An Annoying Fan
 

In no particular order:

1. Think that the Attitude Era was the end-all and be-all in wrestling.
2. Think so-and-so "sold out" for leaving the wrestling business or a certain company. There's no fine-print that says WWE/TNA/wrestling business/the fans own a wrestler for the rest of his/her life, or that a wrestler never gave a shit about the company/business/fans if he/she decides to leave. I don't quite understand why the fans take that so personally.
3. Chant "WHAT?!" during every single promo, even the ones done by guys who can work the mic.
4. Cheer for well-established heels for no good reason whatsoever, just to be different.
5. Think that you know all the in's and out's about wrestling and think your opinions are better or mean more than anyone else's.
6. Go to a live event and hold up your sign every 15 seconds, just to get your ugly mug on TV, and thus block the view of the people sitting behind you.
7. Go to a live event, bring signs with you, and hold them up every 15 seconds, even when it's a show that's not being televised. Nobody cares what you think.
8. Go to the Royal Rumble, count down with the clock, and be completely out of synch.
9. Be one of those "look at all these wrestlers I've met" stalkers that hang out at airports and hotels for hours on end just to meet the same wrestlers you met 6 months ago.
10. Be a Cena-hater, because you think it's the cool thing to do.

N.B.: I know I might catch some flack for some of these. Bring it on, bitch.

Honestly I see nothing wrong with #4 it's our right to cheer if we want to.

FIRE RUSSO
TURN CENA HEEL
PUSH ______ (usually a cruiserweight)
HHH IS HOLDING ______ DOWN


I think I covered the basics

shout "kick him in the balls" constantly...get chucked out for that one.
chant SUPER DRAGON for no reason.
chant WE WANT BLOOD in a divas match.

Were you dropped on your head as a child?

Bring a vuvuzela.

Yes, but the fans who cheer for or boo a wrestler just because nobody else does are as annoying as the fans who cheer for or boo a wrestler mindlessly.

So you're saying that the smarks are as bad as the sheep hmmmm?

In all fairness, all of these things at a certain point have been true.

How can you tell? It was written so unintelligibly. Post No. 900.

Yeah this one irks me for a few reasons. It's fine to be an armchair booker, but people will say how they think things should happen, and then when things don't happen that way, they immediately dismiss the whole event as stupid.

Also hate how impatient fans are and how quick they pass judgment on an angle before it's even done. Daniel Bryan's time on NXT is a prime example of this. They were clearly building to something bigger than him winning the show, but people wrote it off after a week because he was jobbing and being held down.

Is there any doubt?

And then the angle on Raw was the BEST THING EVER and then he got fired and people panicked.

Yeah, that ended up turning out really great for the guy... :shifty:

Yeah panic. That's the right term to describe it.

Too add to the list:

Too start thinking its gonna be the attitude era again just cause of 'one' incident.

Bring a fucking sign infront of me! GRRR!!

become a troll on an internet wrestling message board

Yelling out "Boring" during a good technical wrestling match in WWE

i kind of like the fire russo chants, not as good as the f*ck you russo chants though.

Yeah I have always cheered for the heels, so F*** #4...

HHH is holding down John Morrison

The Attitude Era is what made me continue to watch wrestling as the nWo became stale and WCW was getting flushed down the toilet. It's not the end-all, be-all in wrestling, but it's the best era in my opinion.

I have probably done all of the above. I think starting a duelling chant during a Briscoe vs Briscoe match was one of my biggest 'prick' moment

I definately laughed there. that was awesome.

And as for arm-chair booking, it is one thing to wish to see it a certain way, but like it was stated before me, just because it doesn't pan out that way is no reason to dismiss the whole thing as stupid or wrong.

Look at NXT... everyone bashed the ridiculousness of the competition, and now that whole concept has slowly begun to develop, starting with a badass angle on RAW.

As far as #10 goes I think probably 99.99% or more are actually very serious about their hate of Cena. I know I am. I've hated him since his untalented ass won the WWE title at Mania 21.

Seriously, who is the guy sits at a WWE live event and chants Super Dragon. That is pretty funny. Is this guy hoping that Rey Mysterio or The Great Khali gets mad and comes into the crowd and gets in his face?

Chanting "YOU FUCKED UP!" when a wrestler screws up a move. In fact, I hate when wrestling fans swear in any of their chants. There are kids in the crowd. ("HOLY SHIT! HOLY SHIT!")

Fuck everything said here, just take a Vuvuzela

that would be funny as hell half the fans start blowing those horns. impact zone would be the best place for it.

Become an Indy wrestling fan.

You're starting to become very predictable in your old age, Gert.

It's not like I'm lying. "Omg did you see Davey Richards kick out of 10 Canadian Destroyers at the count of one!!! THIS IS WRESTLING!!!"

Yeah, you're not exaggerating at all.

Okay, fine, it was six Canadian Destroyers.

Lol some guy took a dvd off the top rope in DGUSA and jumped right back up on some show I watched. THIS IS WRESTLING!

Wrestling is for real.

To the majority of indy fans I really think it is.