Undertaker and Michelle McTaker are married now.
 

WWE stars The Undertaker and Michelle McCool were married in Texas over the weekend. Among those in attendance at the wedding were Booker T, Sharmell, Lisa Marie Varon and Torrie Wilson. We wish the happy couple nothing but the best.

from PWInsideher.com

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I wish Kaval was there in the pink cut off shirt.

I think its pathetic how so many wrestlers reside in Houston and I am yet to see any of them.

Stalk them. I'm sure you can get a detailed map from Jimmy Steele.

Words of advice to Undertaker

Don't get a tattoo that says "McCool" or "Michelle" on your throat.

A definite step up from Sara, so well played, Taker.

Taker once said Death Valley was just inside the 610 Loop before one of the Mania's here (the one before last I think). I've yet to see Death Valley, unless he's referring to Gunspoint. :shifty:

Wow that's just....yeah I don't even care.

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Congratulations to the happy couple.

DDP was also in attendance, but no one saw him hiding in the bushes.

http://www.thewrestlinganswer.com/im...lwedding/1.jpg

Victoria indeed looks like a black widow in there! I would love to see how TNA explains her return.

I can just see the baby popping out of Sharmell screaming SUKKKKKKKKKAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Also, Torrie. :heart:

TD I think Torrie would approve of TD4M.

Damn, Sharmell is HUGE. Looks like she's about to pop any minute.

I was wondering why Sharmal looked like that, and now I know why.

KING BOOOOKAAAAAAA!!!!:rofl::rofl::rofl:

LOL PWInsideher.

And, I hope the only reason all these attendees were non-WWE employees has to do with travel schedules.

But wait, I thought Taker was in a vegetative state...

How do you think he got talked into marrage? Just like Anna Nicole Smith and that old guy.

Make that plural, you sucka. She is bearing twins, nigga!

Was DDP there?

Great question.. Whatever happened to Sarah anyway?

Did McCool drive Taker in a vegatative state to the Little Wedding Chapel in Vegas and fake his voice to get married?

Proxy wedding. The ceremony and consumation were both done with Kane as a substitute. :shifty:

Wait, you mean Michelle ISN'T Sara?!?!

Are you insinuating that the best 15 minutes ever was not worthy of your time? :rant:

both kids literally pop out and do spinaroonies on the floor

Saw this coming a mile away but anyway grats to the happy couple may they have many joy filled strolls through the graveyards together.

Michelle isn't a butterface.

Obviously, you've never been married :lol:

Do you think it took longer for Taker to walk down the aisle than his bride?

*DONG*

WTF??? Did you think she had gas or what??? :wtf:

She could have been smuggling a watermelon.

lol

good on them, now get back in the ring, Taker :@

Wow.

Do you think a different fruit would have sold it better?

A tangerine seems inappropriate.

I'm always weirded out when wrestlers dump their wives to date/marry wrestlers.

This is slightly less weird to me than Kurt Angle divorcing his wife (the one he told the WWE he needed time off to focus on) and Jeff Jarrett then hooking up with her.

Seems like the soap opera is going on behind the scenes is more interesting than the one we get to see.

Jarrett does love hitting the Stroke from behind.

:lol: