"1,001 Answers To Your Burning Questions"
 

So I went to CVS and paid $10 for the newest "Special Issue" of WWE magazine. As some of you know, it's got "1,001 Answers To Your Burning Questions." Figured I'd save you folks some money buy posting (one at a time) a few of the questions and answers that are published in the magazine. See what you think:

Question: "What's the one thing fans don't quite understand about a typical match?"

Answer by Randy Orton: "What we as Superstars put our bodies through. We perform several times a week, sometimes two or three times a night. People can't quite appreciate what we have to do all year round. Someone who's on top works every show and might only have a weekend or two off per year."

Discuss........

One at a time, eh?

since when do they perform twice a night????? I guess kayfabe is still alive in the magazine article world.....

Every one of them will get a negative rep.

Just an FYI.

Question no.2 - "Armbar?"

Question number 3. Three handled moss covered family credenza?

Sometimes guys work a Raw taping and like a Superstars taping.

I think there was a week a while back where Chris Jericho worked the NXT, Superstars and Smackdown taping all in the same day.

I can see already that this wasn't a good idea. Nevermind.

Quitter

You guys are right. I'm a quitter. I quit smoking, drinking and over-eating when CM Punk became my savior.

Anyway, fine........

Question: Will the big blue steel cage, which first appeared at WrestleMania 2, ever return to the ring? And where is it now?

Answer: "Never say never in WWE, but don't hold your breath. WWE officials and Superstars deemed the 3,000-pound cage too unforgiving, which is why it was retired in 1999 and replaced with the mesh steel cage we still see used today. In fact, the alst the the 'big blue' cage was seen on U.S. TV was during the infamous Kennel From Hell Match when Al Snow defeated the Big Boss Man at Unforgiven (9/26/99). Currently, the big blue cage is safely tucked away in a WWE warehouse at an undisclosed location in Stamford, CT."

I seriously would like a tour of this place. They should open it up as a museum.

yes continue this please

:shifty:

a wwe museum / hall of fame has been a dream of mine since i was a kid...I thought I read somewhere that vinny mac has no intertest in such..could be wrong.

and yes continue this i very much enjoy it

If I continue to get positive rep :)

Poor form :n:

Gave him a neg rep for that. And I RARELY give out neg reps.

They're collectible.

You're basically asking for a neg when you beg for rep.

I was JK!

Question: "What's the one city Superstars consider to be the loudest in the U.S.?"

Answer by Cody Rhodes: "Chicago has a reputation for being incredibly boisterous and passionate, and it is. But just going from my experience, I'd say it's Freedom Hall in Louisville, Kentucky......."

wrestling is still real in Kentucky, damnit!

Question: "What's a Superstar's schedule like on the road?"

Answer by The Miz: "To give you a brief look, tomorrow I have to get up at 4 a.m. and fly from L.A. to Huntsville, Alabama. I have a layover in Denver, so I'll get to Huntsville at about 1:30 p.m., which gives me enough time to work out, tan and eat some food before the night's live event. I'll get to the arena at about 5:30 p.m. - the show is at 7:30 p.m., but I like to arrive early. After that, I have to drive 300 miles to the next city. Usually I'll find a hotel halfway or drive the entire way, depending on how I feel. I'll probably arrive at a hotel at around 3 a.m. The next day, I get up at noon, work out and drive the rest of the way to the next live event. And that's pretty much my schedule until Monday. On Monday, we have to be at Raw by 2 p.m."

That as well.

ya know after looking at that crazy driving schedule its a wonder more wrestlers aren't killed in car accidents. I am happy but it is rather surprising you don't hear about that at all since they are behind the wheel at all hours of the day and night with little sleep.

Question: "Do Superstars ever use fake names when they check into hotel rooms while on the road?"

Answer: "Yes, for privacy reasons. The night before a match, there's nothing worse than a late-night prank call to your hotel room, or a stranger knocking at your door. From what we know, MVP sometimes checks in as Edmond Dantes, aka The Count of Monte Cristo, one of his favorite literary characters. The Glamazon says she uses the alias Diana Prince, aka Wonder Woman. Kofi Kingston once revealed his fondness for the name Superfly Mackadocious. And The World's Strongest Man, Mark Henry, won't tell us his aliases, but he has revealed that he uses the name of famous military leaders."

i should just buy this mag..it sounds really good. i expected horrid kiddie kayfabe answers.

1,001 "burning questions" and not one about how to cure jock itch.

Question: What jobs did Superstars have before WWE?

Answers: Kofi Kingston: Ad Sales; John Cena: Limo Driver; Sheamus: IT Support; Chavo Guerrero: Bartender; Michelle McCool: 7th Grade Teacher; Triple H: Wendy's Employee

lol Triple H working at Wendy's cracks me up for some reason.

Sheamus as an IT guy?



Sheamus : Thanks for calling AT&T Fella what is ya problem?
Customer: My internet connection is really slow
Sheamus: To bad fella....I HAAAATE YOUUUUUU

*smashes phone with lead pipe.

Yeah, and if that movie "The Wrestler" is accurate, he'll end up going back to work there when he retires from the ring.

Of course, then if he spits in my food it'll be worth big bucks on E-bay.

thats gross and inaccurate.

Because it doesn't happen, right?

Question: "What would Superstars do if they weren't wrestling?"

Answer: R-Truth: "Musician"; Kofi Kingston: "Professional Video-Game Tester"; Evan Bourne: "International Business Man"; Ted DiBiase: "The President"; John Morrison: "Poet"; Matt Hardy: "Engineer"; Rey Mysterio: "NFL Player"; Finlay: "Scuba Diver"; Cody Rhodes: "Comic-Book Writer"; Randy Orton: "Rock Star"

yes it happens but it would cost more to prove it is his actual spit than an autograph would cost. Your joke was MOOT :)

Ok I know Kofi was champ at WM 25: Smackdown vs Raw tournament but seriously?

Question: "Why has WrestleMania never been held overseas?"

Answer: "We'd never rule it out, and we've got cities looking to do it," says Live Events Vice President Denis Sullivan. The biggest issue for a city such as London hosting WrestleMania, for example, is the time-zone difference with the U.S. The United Kingdom is five hours ahead of fans on the eastern seaboard, and eight hours ahead of our fans living on the West Coast. So if WrestleMania started at 8 p.m. in England, it would start at noon in L.A. Weird, huh? The other option would be to put on a show well after midnight in England. Could it eventually happen? 'Never say never,' Sullivan says. 'That's our motto.'"

reasonable response.

Question: "What do Superstars eat before an intense match?"

Answer by John Morrison: "You don't want to eat too heavy prior to a match for any exercise program, as too much protein and fat will make you tired and not feel like wrestling. If you're looking for a quick energy boost, the best food to eat is fruit, since it's packed full of natural sugars. Any fruit, such as bananas, is great because it has potassium, which prevents muscle cramping. And eat it at least forty-five minutes before a workout."