If Dreamworks produced Up (and others)
 

It'd be called "Balloon House" and star Justin Long and Mike Myers. The plot would revolve around semi-amusing monsters trying to take over the world and make numerous references to Animal House and Flubber.

Give the Dreamworks Treatment to other films by Pixar and other competent film studios.

I'm trying to remember who Justin Long is. Gunna look it up.

Oh that guy. Okay.

Toy Story would be TOYZ and would be about a mad scientist who turns toys into evil robot soldiers. GI bro would be the main character.

You say that like it would stop them.

How the fuck did they get Woody Allen to be in Antz?

Cars would be called Carz and be more or less the same shit movie

Blackmail.

I actually kinda do too. He annoyed the shit out of me as the Mac kid, but he's had enough redeeming spots in Zack and Miri Make a Porno, Die Hard 4, Drag Me To Hell, etc.
I like Mike Myers too. Or really used to.

I don't think the joke is on them. It's a dig at Dreamworks formula.

No, but seriously, I had to look up this Justin Long feller.

Dawn of the dead

It would be called The Day We Lived and not be about a zombie apocalypse, it would instead be about some animals that were able to form a community in the wild and protect each other from hillbilly poachers.

That may be the dumbest thing I have ever wrote....it sounds ridiculous and doesn't make sense.

I really like your screen name.

For that same reason, I was surprised "Happily N'ever After" wasn't a Dreamworks movie, since it was basically a take on the popularity of Shrek.

I don't know. Up had zany talking dogs and generic "action scenes" and whatnot just like any other kid's movie. Was like "just as bad/good" as anything Dreamworks has done besides the first 15 mins.

The first 15 minutes of UP were so amazing...

I dunno, I feel like UP was just better thought-out and a lot funnier than anything anyone else is doing.