Predictions for Surprise Raw 900 Guests/ Alumni
 

I think we'll get the standard comedy routine from Mae Young.

Trish Stratus will make the save for Melina against LayCool.

The Rock will have a taped message.

Anyone think we'll see Good Ol' JR?

I predict nobody, because it isnt a special occasion at all. Could probably understand someone showing up for the 1000th show though.

Maybe Austin will make a guest app, stunner Vince, drink beer, etc.

Yeah, I'd tend to agree, but the way they're advertising it, it's got to be something right. I guess they figured they're about 2 years away from 1,000 and wanted to blow their load early.

True.

Maybe a HHH comeback?

I had a dream last night that Nexus beat up Cena and challenged him to another match, but this time he couldn't put a team together.

He was all "Woe is me! Will no one help out poor John Cena?!"

But then he ran into STEVE BLACKMAN. Blackman was all "I've got this" and then proceeded to go to the ring and destroy the Nexus single-handedly.

I heard Steve Blackman killed his own shadow for following him too closely. Can this be confirmed?

JR will not be there

I think Mae Young died.

Also, I might just reveal myself as GM.

None of them, there is only one man who's accomplishments outshadow the 900th episode of RAW itself.

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Did you have a wet dream?

I was about to ask you this.

Yes it is true. He also did a roundhouse kick that was so fast that his foot broke the speed of light,time traveled and killed Amelia Earhart in mid air.

she's alive

I doubt many former past names will show up.

I can see a title change, though. Still going to be a 6 pack match at the PPV, so if Sheamus loses to one of the guys, not a real change in the match.

GM's going to be revealed.

If he's not then it'll officially have jumped the shark just because of how long its gone on with no real build.

I hope all of these things happen

Will you riot otherwise?

No, I'll just steal Providence Peep's seat

It might not be camera side, you probably wouldn't like it.

This.

Lex Luger will return in the Lex Express bringing the mirror he used as the narcissist to bequeath it to cody rhodes..only to be told that him and the mirror are not relevant anymore.

Hell they might just say "you want to relive the early days of raw?, then buy raw: the beginning seasons 1 & 2" and that will be all the nostalgia for the 9ooth episode.

Norman Smiley is going to show up and give Cena the big wiggle.

Then Scotty 2 Hotty will bring out the worm.

Shouldn't this be a 3 hour RAW out of all 3 hour RAW's....

It's on the same side as the hard camera. Sorta sucks. :(

Jump in front of the camera and be all "Sup?" to the camera operator.

We'll find out who the new gm is.

:wave:

Or I could try to bribe him, because everybody's got a price :|

Bribe him to do what?





















....oh....

I think NBT's original post is probably the most accurate. + The usual Austin/Stunner thing.

What if the new GM is this guy?

http://www.wrestlingvalley.org/wp-co...ene4grande.jpg

Yeah, I know that won't happen

We should probably have a thread just for that meeting.

IRS... Doink.... they usually show up to these things right?

Steve Blackman can move an immovable object.

I hear he can also slap a tornado. WITH HIS BEARD.

I heard he dried up the seas on Mars.

oh yeah?

The U.S. doesn't want a wall to keep Mexicans out of the U.S., the Mexicans want a wall to keep Steve Blackman out of Mexico.

This should become the official Blackman thread.

Also: I hear he wont be on Raw 900 because he's not suitable for small children.