Greatest Managerial Rants of All Time
 

Lets have some.

I'll start off with Earl Weaver, and this clip is a prank but its still hillarious.

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They are who we thought they were.

And we let them off the hook.

You wanna crown em? Crown em.

^ BEST ONE EVER

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Not a manager or a real rant, but the exchange was still funny.

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LMFAO Kenny Mayne is f'n AWSOME..

"It's business time.."

LOL

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:wavesad:

Mixtape

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DIDDILLY POO

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I'll get the first British one in before someone inevitably posts Kevin Keegan. 4:37 in.

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Talk to the trainer...next!

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<font color=goldenrod>I'M TIRED OF THESE STUPID ASS FUCKIN QUESTIONS EVERY NIGHT</font>

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My man Jim Calhoun. GET SOME FACTS, AND COME BACK AND SEE ME!

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Can't find it on youtube, but when Pat Burns was asked about Shayne Corson, who was his own player, and simply answered "That guy can eat shit".

Burns is a man of few words, but he makes them count.