Things I wish I had access to (wrestling related).
 

1. WWE Tape Library. Just imagine being able to spend a few hours there, just splicing your custom dream shows. The things I could do just with the SMW tapes...

2. WWE Gimmick Vault. Who wouldn't want to run around in a place where they had such things as HBK's Mirror, The Barbarian's antler headband, and Skinner's Jawbone.

3. Bret Hart's book of notes. If you read Bret's biography, he had kept a notebook full of finishes, spots, angles, etc that worked in the Calgary area. Included in the notebook was what would eventually be the finish to his match with Davey Boy at Wembley for Summerslam '92. He had apparently given the notes to Bruce, who proceeded to do FUCK ALL with them.

Maryse's vagina

Maryse Ouellet

I'd give anything to have access to her.

I keep reading her last name as "Maryse Outlet".

The meeting McMahon had with Brisco, HHH, and Michaels before the screwjob & the meeting Vince had with the locker room the next day. If not to be there, at least for a transcript of it.

The divas locker room.

Michaels' and Taker's talk before Mania 14.

Bet Shawn was about to shit himself.

WWE Tape library
WCW Tape Library
ECW Tape Library
WWE Headquarters (given the master key)
Divas locker room

video footage of the meeting between Vince and the cronies W/ Triple H when they decided to put the strap on Angle for the first time.

Triple H - Don't put it on Angle, he's too small
Higher up - You meet him in a real wrestling match, who wins?
Triple H - ..... ...... .....
Vince - That is what I figured, we will put the strap on Angle

Every Diva hotel room they're in.

Atta boy! :yes:

I'm not familiar with this story. Care to elaborate?

All I know is that Shawn was threatening that he wasn't going to drop the title and Taker convinced him otherwise.

Before she moved to RAW and I started to pay attention to her, I kept reading her first name as "Mairse".

Anyways, that gimmick vault would be sweet.

I'd also love to see their production trucks, hang around them for a show or two, see how it is done.

There's no way anything close to this happened.

The PWG DVD library, in England they're hard to get unless you have them shipped. I'd say the WWE/WWF library like others but I've seen a lot of it before, why watch it again?

Obviously you have to take it with a grain of salt, but in a shoot interview, Scott Steiner mentioned this story, and that it was Angle who told him.

Meng's hair

the reins of "WWE Creative".

I wish I could be backstage for a number of different events. Such as;

1. The night Douglas threw down the NWA World Title, and ECW was put on the map.
2. The night of the Montreal screw job.
3. The nights of Shawn Micheal's and Ric Flair's retirement matches.
4. The last WCW Monday Nitro.

Being at whatever hotel the ECW guys were at after their first pay per view was probably a fun time. Francine probably let the entire roster run a train on her that night.

TNA creative control. So I could smack em around a little. Not a lot....just enough to wake em up. I'd also like access to Stacy Keibler's bootay!

one word....Layla

All the money from the Million Dollar Giveaway

And the power and will to future endeavor people

The be apart of the Kliq, then move to WCW with Nash & Hall, then back in November 1997, thru WM 14 1998. After that, back to WCW until 2001.

- every tape library they own
- transcripts of every controversial conversation
- tna creative.. to bitch slap them and fire russo
- wwe creative.. to bitch slap them all and teach them how to properly write a storyline
- keys to the warehouse where they store everything, some lube, a camera crew, and my bf

all i can think of now..