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wrestling products we'll never see (by new poster)
Here a few to start off:
Brock Lesnar Crying Towel "HHH edition" WWE belt (once you put it on, you can never take it off) 8x10 Autographed photo of Matt Hardy's first clean win on RAW since coming from SD (NOT YET AVAILABLE) "How to get jobbed without really trying" by Glen Jacobs Bob Holly's Buttery Popcorn (WARNING: Rarely EVER gets a POP) RVD Cheetos - Because you always have the munchies when your *points to self* R-V-D. Booker T Monopoly game NOW with over 100 get out of jail free cards. |
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Kurts learning how to fall 20 feet video.
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Brock Lesner approved internet filters, now with no wrestling sites available other than WWE.com
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<font color="#99CCFF">Undertaker's "make yourself look dead" hat</font>
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Ultimo Dragon t-shirt. On the front it says, "I held ten titles at once..." and the back says, "and came to WWE just to fall at Wrestlemania TWICE!"
Ric Flair Moobs (man boobs) with adjustable sag |
Hulk Hogan's Hair Club For Men
GUARANTEED TO CURE BALDNESS* *it's just a $300 bandana. shhhhhhhhhhhhhhh :shifty: |
Mic Foley sunglasses.
Chris Benoit Dentures. |
<font color="#99CCFF">Rosey workout video
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Kevin Nash T-shirt
On the front: I Came, I Saw, I........ On the Back: Tore my Quad. |
"Business ethics and me" By Triple H
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Edge's magical razor. " Once it cuts off the hair, the hair never grows back."
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LOL @ all of these except the Ultimo one.
You make fun of Ultimo, I cut you. |
<font color="#99CCFF">Undertaker's "How to make other people look good" book</font>
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<font color="#99CCFF">Sable's water balloons...
Pop when you least expect it</font> |
If he were to reply to this topic what would what would kevin do? do? Sorry had to say that.
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Did ultimo quit?
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An ad for acting classes led by Torrie
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Joanie Laurer's Do-it-yourself Sex Change Kit
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Big shows How to almost kill a man and not go to jail.
---------------------------- Bradshaws' Make more money now! |
<font color="#99CCFF">Big Show's How to make doors bigger kit</font>
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<font color="#99CCFF">Jerry Lawler Puppies</font>
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The Scott Steiner "Work out" kit.
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"Put her in her place" by Steve Austin
JR's BBQ Sauce... oh wait.. :shifty: |
Lol, good topic.
How bout... - Goldberg's guide to technical wrestling |
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<font color="#99CCFF">Which has died :(</font>
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<font color="#99CCFF">Ultimate Warrior's how not to be greedy guide</font>
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The Symbiotic Destrucity of the Destitute Minions of... by James "Warrior" Hellwig
Ha! Just TRY Turning the Pages! by Rhyno Chavo Guerrero Brand Gravity Boots "Lesnar 1" San Diego Chargers jersey |
Papa Shango guide to voodoo, AKA, how to become a pimp.
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Hardcore holly greatest matches (blank tape)
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Is that on the same tape as Al Snow's??? ( Go foley)
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New WWE "Double Life" Action Figures
Brock Lesnar: Comes with NFL snap on accessories. HHH: Comes with snap on horns, a pitchfork, and an eternal glass ceiling Randy Orton (Miracle Maker): Comes with snap on white robe/golden halo and the eucharist. Ultimo Dragon: Comes with lemonade stand and snap on vendor accessories. Steve Austin: Comes with snap on ski mask/black outfit, a baseball bat and 1 of 75 custom made "wives" of your choosing. |
Eddie Guerrero Fake ID Set... Never leave home without one!
Mick Foley Barbed Wire Tooth Brush Vince McMahon's official "Kiss My Ass Fanclub" card. Box -o- Bad Gimmicks, featuring "A Real Man's Man", "The Shockmaster", and many more of the worst costumes for the worst gimmicks! Christian's CLB Sandwich... Beats a BLT any day! Jerry Lawler and JR's first, and last, single: Puppies! Bahgawd, Puppies! Undertaker's "How To Turn Dead" in two easy steps! (Note, The steps are add a logo to your pants and add a hat to your costume...) Steve Austin's "Control Your Inner Urges" Book Triple H's "Sleep Your Way To The Top, WHILE On top!" Popup Book |
<font color="#99CCFF">-edit- Sorry, feel guilty for posting that</font>
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