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Marc the Smark 04-20-2004 10:18 PM

wrestling products we'll never see (by new poster)
 
Here a few to start off:

Brock Lesnar Crying Towel

"HHH edition" WWE belt (once you put it on, you can never take it off)

8x10 Autographed photo of Matt Hardy's first clean win on RAW since coming from SD (NOT YET AVAILABLE)

"How to get jobbed without really trying" by Glen Jacobs

Bob Holly's Buttery Popcorn (WARNING: Rarely EVER gets a POP)

RVD Cheetos - Because you always have the munchies when your *points to self* R-V-D.

Booker T Monopoly game NOW with over 100 get out of jail free cards.

Vega 04-20-2004 10:20 PM

lol

Savio 04-20-2004 10:21 PM

Kurts learning how to fall 20 feet video.

Jonster 04-20-2004 10:21 PM

:lol:

Vega 04-20-2004 10:21 PM

Brock Lesner approved internet filters, now with no wrestling sites available other than WWE.com

Jonster 04-20-2004 10:21 PM

<font color="#99CCFF">Undertaker's "make yourself look dead" hat</font>

Marc the Smark 04-20-2004 10:24 PM

Ultimo Dragon t-shirt. On the front it says, "I held ten titles at once..." and the back says, "and came to WWE just to fall at Wrestlemania TWICE!"

Ric Flair Moobs (man boobs) with adjustable sag

PureHatred 04-20-2004 10:26 PM

Hulk Hogan's Hair Club For Men
GUARANTEED TO CURE BALDNESS*


*it's just a $300 bandana. shhhhhhhhhhhhhhh :shifty:

What Would Kevin Do? 04-20-2004 10:27 PM

Mic Foley sunglasses.
Chris Benoit Dentures.

Jonster 04-20-2004 10:27 PM

<font color="#99CCFF">Rosey workout video

:shifty:
</font>

Loose Cannon 04-20-2004 10:28 PM

Kevin Nash T-shirt

On the front: I Came, I Saw, I........
On the Back: Tore my Quad.

Vega 04-20-2004 10:29 PM

"Business ethics and me" By Triple H

Marc the Smark 04-20-2004 10:30 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Loose Cannon
Kevin Nash T-shirt

On the front: I Came, I Saw, I........
On the Back: Tore my Quad.

Good one! :lol:

What Would Kevin Do? 04-20-2004 10:30 PM

Edge's magical razor. " Once it cuts off the hair, the hair never grows back."

Funky Fly 04-20-2004 10:32 PM

LOL @ all of these except the Ultimo one.

You make fun of Ultimo, I cut you.

Jonster 04-20-2004 10:32 PM

<font color="#99CCFF">Undertaker's "How to make other people look good" book</font>

Jonster 04-20-2004 10:33 PM

<font color="#99CCFF">Sable's water balloons...
Pop when you least expect it
</font>

Savio 04-20-2004 10:33 PM

If he were to reply to this topic what would what would kevin do? do? Sorry had to say that.

Savio 04-20-2004 10:35 PM

Did ultimo quit?

Jonster 04-20-2004 10:36 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Savior
Did ultimo quit?

<font color="#99CCFF">He's still listed on the Superstars page of the Smackdown site</font>

Savio 04-20-2004 10:37 PM

An ad for acting classes led by Torrie

Funky Fly 04-20-2004 10:37 PM

Joanie Laurer's Do-it-yourself Sex Change Kit

Savio 04-20-2004 10:38 PM

Big shows How to almost kill a man and not go to jail.
----------------------------
Bradshaws' Make more money now!

Jonster 04-20-2004 10:39 PM

<font color="#99CCFF">Big Show's How to make doors bigger kit</font>

Jonster 04-20-2004 10:40 PM

<font color="#99CCFF">Jerry Lawler Puppies</font>

What Would Kevin Do? 04-20-2004 10:40 PM

The Scott Steiner "Work out" kit.

aaronkyle86 04-20-2004 10:40 PM

"Put her in her place" by Steve Austin

JR's BBQ Sauce...
oh wait.. :shifty:

AareDub 04-20-2004 10:41 PM

Lol, good topic.

How bout...

- Goldberg's guide to technical wrestling

What Would Kevin Do? 04-20-2004 10:43 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Savior
If he were to reply to this topic what would what would kevin do? do? Sorry had to say that.

This sounds like it should be in the brainteasers thread.

Jonster 04-20-2004 10:45 PM

<font color="#99CCFF">Which has died :(</font>

Jonster 04-20-2004 10:46 PM

<font color="#99CCFF">Ultimate Warrior's how not to be greedy guide</font>

Iceman90 04-20-2004 10:47 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Loose Cannon
Kevin Nash T-shirt

On the front: I Came, I Saw, I........
On the Back: Tore my Quad.

ROLF!! I love it!

loopydate 04-20-2004 10:51 PM

The Symbiotic Destrucity of the Destitute Minions of... by James "Warrior" Hellwig

Ha! Just TRY Turning the Pages! by Rhyno

Chavo Guerrero Brand Gravity Boots

"Lesnar 1" San Diego Chargers jersey

What Would Kevin Do? 04-20-2004 10:51 PM

Papa Shango guide to voodoo, AKA, how to become a pimp.

Savio 04-20-2004 10:56 PM

Hardcore holly greatest matches (blank tape)

Marc the Smark 04-20-2004 10:58 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Savior
Hardcore holly greatest matches (blank tape)


:lol:

What Would Kevin Do? 04-20-2004 11:01 PM

Is that on the same tape as Al Snow's??? ( Go foley)

Loose Cannon 04-20-2004 11:02 PM

New WWE "Double Life" Action Figures

Brock Lesnar: Comes with NFL snap on accessories.
HHH: Comes with snap on horns, a pitchfork, and an eternal glass ceiling
Randy Orton (Miracle Maker): Comes with snap on white robe/golden halo and the eucharist.

Ultimo Dragon: Comes with lemonade stand and snap on vendor accessories.
Steve Austin: Comes with snap on ski mask/black outfit, a baseball bat and 1 of 75 custom made "wives" of your choosing.

Xero 04-20-2004 11:03 PM

Eddie Guerrero Fake ID Set... Never leave home without one!

Mick Foley Barbed Wire Tooth Brush

Vince McMahon's official "Kiss My Ass Fanclub" card.

Box -o- Bad Gimmicks, featuring "A Real Man's Man", "The Shockmaster", and many more of the worst costumes for the worst gimmicks!

Christian's CLB Sandwich... Beats a BLT any day!

Jerry Lawler and JR's first, and last, single: Puppies! Bahgawd, Puppies!

Undertaker's "How To Turn Dead" in two easy steps! (Note, The steps are add a logo to your pants and add a hat to your costume...)

Steve Austin's "Control Your Inner Urges" Book

Triple H's "Sleep Your Way To The Top, WHILE On top!" Popup Book

Jonster 04-20-2004 11:06 PM

<font color="#99CCFF">-edit- Sorry, feel guilty for posting that</font>


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