What we know about wrestling
 

I know that Shawm Michaels hasn't spoken to bret hart since the day of survivor series 97 (watched his shoot interview on twc last night)


What else do we know??? (1 at a time please)

Hardcore Holly is mince

Owen Hart still hasn't apologised to Stone Cold Steve Austin for breaking his neck....

I know that Owen Hart died at Over The Edge: In Your House on May 24, 1999.

I know that Stone Cold is still a bit bitter despite denials in the 'Stone Cold Truth'.

JBL & Bradshaw BOTH use the Clothesline from Hell.

Apparently you can't teach an old dog new tricks either......

Bradshaw and Goldberg are brothers :shifty:

Goldberg has a larger than average nose.

When Goldberg drinks beer with Austin, he apparently is incapable of enjoying himself. *NB -not confirmed at this time*

Perhaps because of his nose? Can't be easy drinking beer out of a can.....can it?

I know that Triple H sucks. :shifty:

Mr Hanky visits Goldberg at Christmas time

I know that Shawn Michaels isn't a kid anymore

I concur. That is definitely true.

i'd imagine the amount of broken hearts has declined in recent years, perhaps in direct proportion to the amount of hair-loss?

(just taking this opportunity to re-afirm what I said earlier)

Chris Beniot is missing teeth.

HHH misses his beloved belt

Rhyno isn't actually a rhinoceros, and the Undertaker isn't actually a dead man walking.
Nor, despite a popular misconception, is he actually a Texas Ranger.

Hurricane IS actually a Superhero though,Wrestling is his sideline

Stone Cold doesn't like drinking beer at home,it makes him kinda angry...

Torrie Wilson isn't just there for the eye-candy - she makes Vince his coffee too!

Rosie is S.H.I.T. since he teamed up with the Hurricane

I know that King Kong Bundy is running a wrestling school.

I think this was suppossed to be a thread about actual facts, not opinions, but whatever.

Also, before he gives someone the People's Elbow, he manages to convince them that lying still on the mat will allow them to smell what 'The Rock Is Cookin' and this gives him the time to perform that trickiest of maneuvers.

Funny, I was under the same impression.

Anyway, I also know that Randy Orton surprised the hell out of a lot of people last sunday, myself included.

Sorry - my bad, but I couldn't resist it, and I am fairly sure that Hardcore Holly is actually mince.

I know, for a fact, that Rosey is fat.

Surely you're mistaking him for Jamal!

Or Bubba Ray Dudley?

Or HHH?

I know that although Papa Shango beat ppls asses the Godfather didnt

And also that Glen Jacobs and Mark Callaway ain't really brothers (Hence the surnames and intended sarcasm) BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

Unfortunately you are wrong, and I am surprised that such a Owen Hart fan (your name and pic suggest that) would mistake the date of his death.

I know 2 things....

1) You are wrong

2) Owen Hart died at Over the Edge: In Your House on May 23rd, 1999. Not May 24th but May 23RD.


The Sensei has spoken.

I know that Angle and Benoit didnt tell anyone about the Moonsault from the top of the cage...

:y:

Ric Flair was born on Feb. 25th, 1949.

WOOOOO!

...

I know when Andre The Giant was found dead he was on a really tiny looking bed.

True.
;)