Wrestlers on Twitter
 

Anybody follow any wrestlers on twitter? I joined twitter just to get some updates from stand-up comedians, but the wrestlers actually post funnier stuff. Jericho, CM Punk, and Zack Ryder definitely post the best stuff. I also found out that Shawn Michaels and Ted DiBiase have the most boring lives.

@CMPunk's Twitter

@ZackRyder

Cena's pretty good too but at most times he just replies back to hundreds of his fans. I don't follow anyone, just get to know about such aforementioned gems from others.

Got a bunch here: http://twitter.com/phjames/wrestlers

Who was beating up Aksana with shovels in Lithuania? Can someone explain that back story to me? Was she dating to Chris Brown? 8:43 PM Oct 6th via Twitter for BlackBerry®

Jack Swagger belts out some classics. I'm sure he tweeted something about fuckin his model gf bareback, making some sort of pun.

I got cracked up over what Goldust tweets and what hes done with Teds Million Dollar belt.



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Austin has been pretty entertaining on twitter when I've checked up on him. Generally the sort of stuff you'd expect from Austin 01-02.

Haven't even got an account, though, so I'm not following anyone.

LOLLLLLL!

Burn

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@yelyahwilliams Your face is always on a TV at my gym. Then I sing, "that's what you get when you go to the gyyyym..WOOOAH OH OOOOH OOOOH!"

steveaustinBSR At the request of NASA i have modified my Ford Bronco for Intergalactic space travel...headed out tomorrow morning to realign the planets.

:lol:

lolll

austins a champion

Some of @RealJackSwagger's finest -

"I was doing pushups in my new driveway... Just to let the neighbors know who's moving in."

"So pumped to be home in OK!! I better see a lot of Swagger T's in the audience tonight!! Or I'm pretty sure a tornado will hit u!"

"How much Swagger does it take to change a light bulb?....none! people with Swagger dont change light bulbs we pay mexicans for that!"

"At the building looking & smelling like a winner"

Curt Hawkins is pretty good too.

Some of Kevin Nash's stuff is good. Also Austin goes on rants, like the shark attack rant? That was phenomenal, I'll see if I can find it.

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Ryder is awesome:

ZackRyder Zack Ryder



@TedDiBiase is going to Disney World. I don't know what ride he'll be scared of the most. Haunted Mansion, Tower of Terror, or calf raises??