How-to Books You'll Never See
 

Simple, jsut give me a "How-to" book that you'll never see, wrestling related.

I'll start us off with...

"How to Put Young Talent Over" by Triple H

"How to Job" by Triple H

Oh we start off with a Triple H bash!

Lovely!

Here is my book "How to raise your IQ" by HHHsucks929.

OH SNAP!

:|

Gee, what an original topic :roll:

"How to be the Life of the Party" by Steve Blackman
"How to be Gay" by Billy and Chuck
"How to Flush Your Push Right Down the Toilet" by Kane

I cant think of anymore right now...

I know it's been done before, and I thought it would be fun to do it again. No wonder your reps say you're a dick. :roll:


So I have a low IQ because I don't think Triple H puts young talent over enough? I think there's plenty of people who will agree with me.

You must spread some Reputation around before giving it to Rock Bottom again.

"How To Deliver Awesome Promos" by Charlie Haas

From the other thread: 'How To Maintain A Loving Relationship" By Steve Austin

LMAO! :lol:

"How To Keep Crowds Entertained" by Lance Storm

"How To Run A Financially Sound Company" by Paul Heyman

"Booking Ettique" by Vince Russo

"How To Make People Like You" by Bradshaw, Scotty 2 Hotty, Rikishi, Chavo Guerrero, Nunzio, Vince Mcmahon, and Christian.

You people made me this way.

High Flying Acts from the Top Turnbuckle, by Ric Flair

How to not suck at life, by Lita

"How to Fly" by Owen Hart

Dude, no offense, but that was really bad taste. :(

"How to Get Over" by Orlando Jordan
"How to Win the WWE Title" by Paul London (Well, maybe one day)
"I am Spok" by Lance Storm (Pretty sure we aren't seeing that one)
"How to Understand The Beauty of Nature" by Sable
"How to Learn Today's Dance Styles" by Scotty 2 Hotty
"How to Kill Legends" by Funaki :(

It's morbid, you chuckled when you read it, it's cool if your not secure enough with yourself to laugh about morbid things. Most people can't.

That was cold, man. :'(

Should be more like "How to Make Our Wrestlers Fly" by the WWE stage crew. Those people should be living under rocks.

Are you saying it's cool to make jokes about people's death? I'm not trying to insult you, but even though I never knew or met Owen, I think death is a very serious matter.

"How To Draw Crowds" by Kevin Nash
"How To Stay Injury Free" by Kevin Nash
"Be A Successful Actor, NOW!" by Hulk Hogan

"Ten Steps To A Botch Free Match" by Bill Goldberg
"The Guide To Steroid Free Fitness" by t Steiner

"How to wrestle an un watchable match over age 60" by Ric Flair
"How to wrestle a good match over age 40" by Hulk Hogan
"How to push cruiserweights" by WWE Writing Staff
"How to keep wrestling fans watching your show" by Bradshaw and The Big Show
"How to resurrect yourself in 5 easy steps" By Al Wilson

"How too change rosters and maintain your push" by Matt Hardy
"How to stay Drug Free" by Jeff Hardy
"Promos for dummies" by Benoit

'My Attention-Seeking Disorder and Life With My Dad' by Shane McMahon
and the follow up
'Things we do to please Daddy' co-written by Stephanie and Shane McMahon

"How to Drive a Quad better than Austin" by Brock Lesnar
"How to Crap On Vince's Generosity" by Brock Lesnar
"How to Hit a Minivan" by Brock Lesnar
"How to Try Out For The NFL" by Brock Lesnar
"How to Return To Wrestling After Failing NFL Try-outs" by Brock Lesnar
"How to Conquer The Internet" by Brock Lesnar
"How to Write HTML In Latin" by Brock Lesnar*


*Saw that on a caption once and LMAO!

I'm fairly sure that book would be written by RVD :D

"How to dance and entertain" by Ernest Miller

"How to get a great build-up and buried" by Sean O'Haire

Or "How to live life in a cage" by Sean O'Haire.
But would you have to read it because he wouldn't be telling you anything you don't already know.....

"How to Advance your career in the WWE" by Ultimo Dragon
"how to make an entrance" by The Shockmaster

"How to Disappoint through Image Change" by The Undertaker

"How to hate Eric Bischoff: Volume 1" by Ric Flair
"How to hate Eric Bischoff: Volume 2" by Steve Austin
C'mon - you know there's more out there............

How to Drunken-Flash airhosteses by Ric Flair

<font color=#33ffff>"How to make an entrance at Wrestlemania XX" by Ultimo Dragon