The Official Awesome Tweets By Shawn Michaels Thread
 

I just slammed my thumb in my truck door. OUCH!! Had 2 no sell 4 my lil girl. I hate the no sell. It hurts 4 heavens sake:-) 5:53 PM Oct 21st via Twitter for BlackBerry®

Post some awesome tweets posted by "HBK" Shawn Michaels. I will also accept YouTube videos.

BTW I'm having my oil changed. Exciting huh? Does any1 else have as boring tweets as I do. 2:23 PM Oct 19th via Twitter for BlackBerry®

Marshmellow wars nxt. I'm shootin my son in the eye w\a marshmellow 4 poppin off 2 his Diddy:-) 4:39 PM Oct 23rd via Twitter for BlackBerry®

Ok I gotta stop I'm all over the highway,runnin people off the road...I'm kidding I'm not driving:-) 12:20 PM Oct 16th via Twitter for BlackBerry®

Ice cream & the arcade. I'm fat & broke. Dang this is fun. Dadgum kids, just can't say no, Wonder if I shud get a job soon:-) 9:10 PM Oct 3rd via Twitter for BlackBerry®

that guy needs to get a job working at Mcdonalds or something because he is utterly bored.

At least I got $3000 off of Daniel Bryan to tide me over for a while 9:25 PM Oct 25th via Twitter for BlackBerry®

:yes::yes::yes:

That's funny as hell.

HBK did what Foley could not...embraced technology.

He is bored, I rather have him tweeting then sandbagging and ruining his image to his great legacy. But please, do not open another promotion, open a school maybe and just leave it at that.

HBK is the definition of middle aged man sitting around at home while tentatively poking at a computer keyboard with one finger.

I long for a 'what has HBK been doing this week' segment.

This week, Shawn traps his thumb in a door, puts money in a swear box and says a few hail marys.

Foley has a Twitter too, you know.

http://twitter.com/realMickFoley