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WWE has reportedly resigned Sean 'Van Venis' Morley, according to indy promoters who have attempted to book him in recent weeks.

According to a source, WWE is supposedly flying Morley to Europe on 11/7 to join up with the RAW crew. He may be coming in as an agent/producer but we're not sure about that just yet.

Don't tell Noid.

Lol I just posted this in the 100k thread too. Noid will like this.

PG Venis?

Valbowski is a cock.....

He's cocked, locked and ready to unload.

WWE has ran out of jobbers so Venis has returned.

A D'Lo Brown 2008 like return, if he's lucky.

Didn't they bring him back once before under PG circumstances as "Big Valbowski" until the fans didn't buy in?

I don't think he has a place in today's WWE.... I can see him joining Kidman in FCW as a trainer..... hopefully he could train the Divas so they can use more than 3 moves.....

A PG-porn star gimmick? Eh..

unless they give him a different gimmick altogether....like a reformed adulterer who now preaches about never giving up and taking your vitamins :shifty:

Right To Censor V.2.

Lol that was fast

Yeah I'm fast

RAW GM "Chief" Sean Morely:shifty:

Safe For Work Venis

I dunno. I wasn't sure how Goldust would do coming back to WWE and it seems like he has rejuvenated his career. Who knows? Maybe Val will catch a cult following upon his return.

Val Venus, an astronomer. The money shot now known as The Moon Landing :shifty:

When I saw this on the front page I assumed someone would make a thread called "Noid just jizzed."

I'm glad that's not the case

Oh hell yeah...

Everyone knows how I feel about this. I was just thinking the other day that the WWE could really use Morley as an agent or trainer. The guy knows the WWE well, has a lot of skills, and can help develop characters and such. He's got a great company attitude, too.

If they used him in an on-air role, I would not complain, though. The man is a tremendous seller, and just gets better as an in-ring competitor with age. The WWE could really use some "older guys" to help the younger guys in the ring on-air. Obviously the Val Venis character is a no-go, but that's probably a very good thing for Morley, as I believe that character really held him down.

Even if they put Morley under a mask, the guy could get over just based solely on his skills (without the Val Venis thing holding him back). I'd love to see him work with William Regal or Daniel Bryan.

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Val as the General Manager would be cool.